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    My wife and baby went back for thanksgiving, I couldnt leave until now.....
    Its weird having a partner from the other side of the world sometimes..
    Dont worry, we love each other more than life, and now we have a baby,
    well he is just the most important thing.....
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    We reside in Oz !

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    My chick leaves for a few days and I cant even wipe my own ass: I AM the baby! Googoo.. baby need the nipple.. yumyumyum

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    Yes, that is your mentality.

    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Yes but like I say he's got problems on his hands
    The only problem I have is you posting in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    Wired for 4 ohms? Why - are the other 2 output taps blown in your head, or do you alternate with a Fender?
    Uh, it is not wired for 4 ohms you ignorant fucktard.

    As usual, you own yourself with amazing regularity.

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    No, it IS wired in series actually. Anyone can see this if they follow the harness.

    Pitifully owned again. 16 div 4 = FOUR.

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    Uh no.

    Even with the limited options of wiring only 4 speakers together, you still are so fucking stupid you cannot figure it out.

    God help anyone that asks you how to wire a cabinet. They would be asking for a melted down head.

    As you have provided this forum with an unimaginable amount of disgusting entertainment as you verbally lick our asses each and every day, I am going to give you a fucking clue, though as fucking stupid as you are (you are a poster child for abortion you fuck), I can only assume you will cuntinue to argue with me about it:

    Look at the first image of the back of my halfstack. You might (if you have any intellect at all in that worthless brain of yours) notice the impedance selector on the back of my Mark II Super Lead head.

    As usual, Garfuckle FAILS.

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    Fail is when you set the amp to tell the cabinet what impedance you wish it to be.

    Good thing you don't play anymore or you'd have blown something by now..

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    Maybe I could send you my older fuckedup digital voltohmmeter, the epoxy has the setting permanently set for lowest ohms resistance range so youshould be able to find out what the motherfucking output jack reads out in resistance.

    I'm willing to bet a fuckedup meter that it's four ohms. Unless you're the guy I have on ignore who lives in Canada...

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    Like I said, you still want to argue with me, fuckhead.

    THE CABINET IS NOT WIRED IN SERIES YOU FUCKING UNIMAGINABLY DENSE BOTTOM-FEEDER!

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    Series-parallel. 16. Not 4. Not like your pic.

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    Stupid fuck. Still wrong.

    And that cabinet was wired by you obviously, as there is no connection to an input jack.

    Loser.
    Last edited by Hardrock69; 12-09-2009 at 02:37 AM.

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    If it was 4 ohms, my amp would have melted down a long time ago, fucktard.
    Last edited by Hardrock69; 12-09-2009 at 02:39 AM.

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    Wow ???

    Im even unimpressed, I knew ohms law at 14 and are totally
    on top of the output impedance selector of any amp...
    (And series v parallel) GAR your superior knowledge seems
    out of step here ?? Have you been on the meth again ??
    Its almost like the difference between a cut and paste wiki/google
    and your actual knowledge.

    You want to talk series/parallel resistance and capacitance,
    bring it on... Thats some of the earliest basic shit they taught me...
    Your posts above seem not up to the normal "GAR" level...
    After that post you made about not playing for a long time
    and "leads/cables" I have noticed that there is Wiki-GAR Google-GAR
    and GAR-GAR..

    GAR-GAR is in this thread !
    Last edited by Panamark; 12-09-2009 at 03:12 AM.

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    GAR ? I have loved all your gear posts, even those piped in.
    You have a brain, I know this ! Why not let the BS factor go,
    I personally believe you are strong enough and intelligent
    enough, not to rehash......
    Problem is people are starting to see the BS portion.
    I say let the real GAR roam the boards, you dont need
    third party crap, you are obviously intelligent.........

    Peace

    -Mark

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    the cab above is an example wired 16.

    he needs a meter. short sweet and to the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    If it was 4 ohms, my amp would have melted down a long time ago, fucktard.
    From your junk pile collection, I can tell you collect more than you play which would explain why your mismatch hasn't broken down yet.

    Outputs blow from thermal breakdown, thats the clear enamel insulation of the magnet wire wrapping insided. When it gets too hot, it melts and makes contact with the silica steel laminations of the core.

    In other words, you haven't played long enough or loud enough with that hack wire job to melt the core. But you do need to address that nest with a rewiring before you do have problems.

    I've melted amps, you haven't, my experience and you lack of all explained in one post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    there is no connection to an input jack.
    the example shows the proper circuit, tap in either red wire: pos speaker terminal to pos jack, neg speaker terminal to neg jack.

    can't be any simpler.

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    YOU cannot be any simpler, fag.

    Experience? This from a moron who has not played in 15 years.
    You have no idea the amount of 'experience' I have.

    Your experience is limited to googling information so you can act like you know what you are talking about. Oh, and whining like a 3-year-old who cannot have any candy while standing in line at Rock 'n' Roll Ralph's.

    I have a meter. Any self-respecting gearhead does. And I do know how to use it.

    The very first day I got the cabinet, I pulled the back off and checked the speaker wiring before I even hooked the fucking cabinet up to my head.

    Poor widdul Gar is just terribly upset because he is wrong and cannot prove otherwise.

    The cabinet belongs to me.

    I am in possession of it.

    I am the one who knows how the speakers are wired together.

    You obviously do not.

    Garfuckle posts from a fucking library, and wishes he could have gear that the rest of us do.

    I have been working in electronics since 1972, when I used to help my Dad build Heathkit ham radio transmitters and receivers when I was a child, and went on to go to electronics schools at Ft. Jackson, SC and Huntsville, AL in the Army in the late 70s.

    Garfuckle The Tool cannot possibly win this argument.

    Give up Garfuckle.

    Simpleton.

    You have lost.

    Deal with it.

    Panamark, did you ever take the back off your cabinet?

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    Panamark, did you ever take the back off your cabinet ?

    Heres the deal, I fly out soon to the US and the cab is 10 items
    deep in my storage.. Ive been rushing around getting all my other shit ready.
    (Never flown alone over such a long trip)
    Sydney to Jackson is over 30 hours if you factor in the layovers....
    If I get everything ready on time on Saturday, Im going in
    I am really curious myself......

    Stay tuned !!

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    Jackson? Jackson where?

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    MS !

    We been heading there since the fires went out

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    I see, say de bline main!

    There is a Jackson, TN, and it is only about an hour and fifteen minutes from where I am. Was gonna say we could maybe hook up for dinner while you are stateside, but Jackson, MS is a bit too far.

    Oh well. Maybe someday.

    And I thought 15 hours to London from where I used to live was a long trip.

    30 hours is long enough I would spend much time drinking heavily so I could sleep most of the way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    MS is a bit too far.

    Oh well. Maybe someday.
    He's apparently married, which means he is heterosexual.

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    Talking Cough...cough...ignore....

    Hey Mark, when exactly are you flyin' in, and how long will you be here, through New Year's at least? Longer?

    Didn't know until reading this thread your wifey was from the states. Are you just going to hang in MS, or are you going to do a little sight-seeing while you're here?

    But yeah, when you get back, please post some detailed pics of your cab!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Didn't know until reading this thread your wifey was from the states.
    They met thru the Army! Duh where have you been..

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