Do Marshall amps make you horny?

[BrownSound1]

Now I will admit that I really don't care for Marshall's combo amps..they just sound too "bleh".

[Coyote]

Re: Re: Re: Do Marshall amps make you horny?

Originally posted by BrownSound1
Does it really matter?

Well, no...

But to answer the original question: After playing my half-stack for, say, two hours straight (bathroom and cigarette breaks included), I certainly feel like squeezin' some representative of the opposite sex.

That Marshall/Behringer half-stack o' mine has the balls to make me do that, apparently...

[Nitro Express]

I don't like combos either. I don't own any combos other than some little shit practice amps. Just get a 50 watt head and power a 1x12 or 2x12 cabinet instead.

[BrownSound1]

I'm thinking about getting a 50 watt head....just because it'll distort at a bit lower volume. I'm sure my neighbors would like it better...but then again, perhaps I should invest in a Hotplate.

[Panamark]

Fuck the neighbours !

My old rhythm guitarist had a 50 watt JCM 800 and we never had
volume problems playing with a drum kit behind us...

In fact I never had a problem at all. COS I COULD BE LOUDER THAN
ALL OF THEM !! OH YES THE POWER !! LOL

[Panamark]

(I had the 100watt head)

[Hardrock69]

I had a 50-watt JCM800 2 X 12 combo in the mid-80s. It sounded really good, but due to the open back cabinet, it did not really have the balls that I wanted in a live setting.

However, I took it into the studio with me, and after checking out the recording studio's entire lineup of amps, I found my combo sounded better than any of them (Marshall, Hiwatt & Laney half-stacks, some Fender and other combo amps).

Then I sold it cause I needed money.

Shit. I wish I had never done that. Oh well.l

[Nitro Express]

I like the Carvin Steve Vai Legacy 2x12 cabinet. It gives you the option to open the back panel or close it to get different sounds.

100 watt amps aren't that much louder than 50 watt amps. Some people think the 100 amps sound a little tighter. I like 50 watt amps myself. They are cheaper to retube, still loud as hell and they tend to distort a little earlier. You really don't need a hotplate, just get a good peddle to push it into distortion faster. I like the DOD 250 Overdrive for this purpose.

[BrownSound1]

You know what kind of sucks is...when you go into a studio, they usually cut the bottom end out of your guitar...like 140 Khz and below. Of course you can't really tell their missing when the band comes in, because those goddamn bassists and drummers are hogging everything up down there.

To me there is nothing like the "chug" of a 4x12 cab. Too bad it gets lost in the mix most of the time.

[GAR]

"I am sold not yet and when he returns splitting the air with noise."



(Random Sentence Generator Source : William Shakespeare, Complete Tragedies)

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Panamark
My Slanted CAB is wearing a sexy silver dress with gold trim at the moment.. :p

Oh, and that ohm selector on the back of the head.....

Excuse me, I need to take a cold shower now...

Should I be jealous?

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I'd rather have sex with Panamark than use a Peavey Bandit.

Well, I'd have to agree with you.

[SweetSecrets]

Gosh, this thread is a turn on! Marshalls are the best....but I must admit that it would be really cool for all the cool rocker boys out there to have a Marshall and a girl humming simultaneously! What do you think the odds of that occuring in your life are, Panamark? Have they happened already? Or better yet...what if the girl was actually plugged into the Marshall rocking on her own Les Paul?

Rock and Roll! I love you Mark! hehe Plug me in!

hehehe

[GAR]

You could sit on between 2 of my Marshalls with your legs up against one and your back to the other, and we'll see how tolerable my downstrokes are on 10.

That should be "hummin'"

[Nitro Express]

You could take off the grill cloth and glue a jelly dildo to one of the speaker cones and as the speaker bounces back and forth it thrust the dildo in and out. A Marshall fucking machine! You can play your guitar and give her multiple orgasms.