i got this from over @ eddievanhalen.com, they say that it is real and they also have his voicemail up on the site too with his "Timmy" impression(btw is hilarious)! you should give him a call and be respectful and tell him how great he is...
his # is ***********
the voicemail can be found here... http://www.eddievanhalen.com/cgi-bin...671129&start=0
*EDIT* No posting info like that.
Last edited by MAX; 03-08-2005 at 08:48 PM.
How about if we be respectful and don't call him?
its up to u
Did anybody call this number?
im not sure but somebody must have to record his voicemail
There are tools on this site that would actually call!
Let's just call EVH a washed up old drunken dwarf from here and "call" it good!
Why don't you burn their house down cunt?Originally posted by cwsmith17
There are tools on this site that would actually call!
I cant figure out if he was actually impersonating "Timmy" or was
trying to record a sensible greeting. I gotta admit, its funny.
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
I think Ed might sound like Timmy these days anyway
I thought it was a discarded lyric from "How Many Say I"
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
i rang him and he offered me phone sex for fifty bucks
Fifty bucks? He actually offered to blow me for a bottle.
Twistin' by the pool.
I've always wanted to know what a drunk with half a tongue would have as his answer machine! I'm just glad he didn't try to play unchained down the phone!
Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!
ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE
That sounds hot! Just imagine....all that erotic conversation about erectile dysfunction brought on by alcohol abuse.Originally posted by flappo
i rang him and he offered me phone sex for fifty bucks
I change my phone number more often then you guys change your soiled underwear.
EVH
Then how did those two DJ's from Timbuktoo, Nebrasky get your number last spring? Or, the webmaster from VH Strungout?
That would be funny if it were actually Edward!Originally posted by EdwardVanHalen
I change my phone number more often then you guys change your soiled underwear.
EVH
~~~~RING~~~~
Hey Dave, what's up?
Nothin', what's new?
I need you in the band,
the real Van Halen fans are demanding it
Alright, I'll be there
How's your playing?
.......
TIMMAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by EdwardVanHalen
I change my phone number more often then you guys change your soiled underwear.
EVH
I'd pay it!!!!Originally posted by flappo
i rang him and he offered me phone sex for fifty bucks
It's funny how you guys sit around and trash talk about one of the greatest guitarists ever. Sure Ed's made mistakes, but do you think that David Lee Roth hasn't? Van Halen's one of my favorite bands by a long shot, and I always think about how cool it would be if they got back together, but I wouldn't trash talk one of my favorite guitarists for anything. David Lee Roth was instrumental in Van Halen kicking so much ass, but don't forget the man behind the friggin brown sound. Van Halen wouldn't have been anything without Eddie Van Halen, and don't forget that.
Yeah, and ?
Don't be so critical on the guy. Just because he's famous doesn't mean he should be scrutinized by people all the time. He certainly makes mistakes. I've read some things about him in recent articles that frankly, piss me off. Although who am I to be critical on Eddie Van Halen, but then again, I wasn't the one doing that in the first place. Sit back, and listen to his music. That's what you're supposed to be doing. He's an entertainer, let him entertain you. Don't worry about his personal life, it isn't your business.
it's a wonder his phone still works
with all that dribble in it.
Ha Ha! So true ashtralia!Originally posted by ashstralia
it's a wonder his phone still works
with all that dribble in it.
The sisters have lied to their fans so much, we can't believe someone coming online (and posing)
It ain't Ed
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
That would be funny if it were actually Edward!
Well, he doesn't know the difference between "then" & "than" so it might be!
I say we induct this mother fucker into the Sheep Pen, personally.Originally posted by EdwardVanHalen
I change my phone number more often then you guys change your soiled underwear.
EVH
Whaddaya think of that, EDWARD??? I hear cage #316 has an opening! "5150" time for you buddy!
Dude, it's going to be SO MOTHER FUCKIN' FUNNY if you are Eddie! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, if Edward's posting here now, this must be Gary.Originally posted by halenfan83
It's funny how you guys sit around and trash talk about one of the greatest guitarists ever. Sure Ed's made mistakes, but do you think that David Lee Roth hasn't? Van Halen's one of my favorite bands by a long shot, and I always think about how cool it would be if they got back together, but I wouldn't trash talk one of my favorite guitarists for anything. David Lee Roth was instrumental in Van Halen kicking so much ass, but don't forget the man behind the friggin brown sound. Van Halen wouldn't have been anything without Eddie Van Halen, and don't forget that.
That really is hilarious..Originally posted by guitarboy5150
i got this from over @ eddievanhalen.com, they say that it is real and they also have his voicemail up on the site too with his "Timmy" impression(btw is hilarious)! you should give him a call and be respectful and tell him how great he is...
his # is 818 956-8013
the voicemail can be found here... http://www.eddievanhalen.com/cgi-bin...671129&start=0
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