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    Dammit Man!

    I tucked my daughter into bed tonight and she made a comment that is really bugging me.

    I was fixing her covers and she says to me, "Daddy, you're going bald", lol.

    Trying to be cool i said, "So, It's no big deal, go to sleep".

    So i just spent a few minutes looking over the bean pod and guess what, I'm working on this "Gallagher" thing and now i'm depressed.

    My hair has always been really fine, but now it is falling out big time.

    I quit wearing it long last year but now i'm apparently losing it all.

    I was thinking of just shaving it all off and polishing the dome but figured i would ask some opinions first.
    What would you do you were if in this situation?

    She is right, it is pretty barren up top, lol.
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    Just accept it, and be proud. DON'T wear toupee, DON'T try to hide it, it'll just be ridiculous.

    Have you ever shaved it all off? Do you know how you look? Did you like it? These are questions you'll have to answer to yourself. 'Cause if you do shave it off, then don't like it, and try to let it grow back, it'll look ridiculous while it's growing back.

    So, my best bet would be wear it 'normal', 'as is'. Age with dignity, that's a beautiful thing. That's what I wanna do, and what I WILL do.

    Remember that noone ever fooled noone with this, and remember how you used to laugh at some people who tried the stupid things mentioned above.

    Going bald, or turning gray hair, or whatever is a normal thing. Everybody goes through that.

    Cheers! :bottle:
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    1) Don't use SuperGlue to glue back the hair.

    2) The Dome look is in these days.

    3) Fuck it get a Wig.

    4) Hair in the Can stuff.
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    I've got a couple Buds who lost there hair in their early 20's.
    Both of my brothers have Flat tops.
    I figure I've got about another year or two before my hair decides to jump ship.
    Fuck it man! Sylicker is right, shave that fucker! It's the "IN" look.
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    LMMFAO, oh damn man, All of you just killed me over here.

    I don't have a head for the dome look, so i guess i'm going to just rough it.
    And no hair in a can stuff for me, lmmfao

    It's poetic justice i guess, since i spent many tears laughing at people who tried in vein to fool the masses.

    Ok, I accept that i am getting old and will wear my baldness with pride.

    Thanks, Fella's!

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    My friend has a grey patch just above his ear. He's only 17...
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    I got a few of those grey thingy's popping up as well...and i've always tried to be a layed back feller too.
    But at 17? that's rough...

    By the way, what's the story on Rogain?
    Does that stuff do what it says it'll do?

    I have passed by it on the shelves but never gave it a second thought.

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    i had grey hairs at 22..
    and thin hair from my mum's side
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    but managed to keep my rock helmet
    until '97 or so.

    then i went the short back n sides army look,
    and finally settled on the #1 buzz cut.

    chix love it, and i save a fortune on shampoo.
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    Originally posted by Cathedral

    By the way, what's the story on Rogain?
    Does that stuff do what it says it'll do?

    I have passed by it on the shelves but never gave it a second thought.
    NONE of that stuff works, Bro! A dude I knew at college tried EVERYTHING before accepting the fact that he was going bald. Spent WAY too much money on stuff that did little to nothing.
    Going bald ain't the end of the world.

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    Forget the rogain... Here's the secret recipe for hair restoral.

    Mix a half pound of chicken shit with 3 ounces of Australian Tea Tree oil and a teaspoon of Tabasco Habenero sauce. Spread the paste over the ole noggin and cover it with a plastic bag, then sit in direct sunlight for about an hour. The hotter the better!! Baste regularly until it reaches a good simmer. Rinse and Repeat...

    Trust me you'll never worry about hair loss after one treatment!!!
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    Keep it natural. Keep what's left short and neat.

    Just wear a killer smile, and no one will even notice.
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    I have two words for you. COMB OVER. Left to right, back to front. It looks good on the Donald doesn't it?
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    Dude, you geezer....
    Chrome the dome, and grow a goatee....

    My (prison-guard) brother did it, and he went from looking like an accountant to a mean mofo in one shave.
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    an eyebrow piercing won't hurt either....

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    Well, you know what they say, bald men give REAL HEAD!
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    ANNOUNCEMENT:

    A requiem/memorial will be held for Cathedral's hairline tomorrow, the eleventh of March, at noon at RIKK AND NATRA'S.

    Dress appropriately. RSVP.
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