Work Hard Play Hard

[MAX]

I'm not in the mood to go into my exercise routine at the moment but I'm going to share how fucking relaxed I am right now. It all of the sudden got really cold here in SLC after a week of spring-like weather. Anyway, I cranked up the temp in our hot tub (which is outside) about two hours ago so it would be hot enough to cure cancer.

Anyway, I just spent about a half hour in the boiling hot water soaking, freezing weather and three glasses of killer merlot. I'm soooooo fucking in the zone of mellowness. Life is good.

Ahhhhhhh...........................

Anyway, what do y'all do for exercise or relaxing? This is just a gibberish thread but could be fun. I would have posted in the bar but I didn't want to walk in there wearing my robe and slippers. lol.

[Dan]

1)Drinking Beer

2)Walks on The Beach (yeah I know it sounds abit gay)

3)Golf Driving Range

4)Sports and more Sports

5)Surf the net


Good to see you Max in your Zone.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Good to see you Max in your Zone. [/B]

Thanks bro.

A little zen headed your way.......

I have two "zones" one when I'm just working out, I'm fucking there and can just keep pushing myself and it works. Second one is now, I'm so fucking relaxed and walking on the beach isn't gay dude. If I had a beach nearby, I can guarantee I'd both run on it and just walk and think. Solitude is a good thing.

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by MAX
Solitude is a good thing.

if that's what you want, the beach here is a good place to get it. it's 19 degrees right now.

[MAX]

Originally posted by twonabomber
if that's what you want, the beach here is a good place to get it. it's 19 degrees right now.

Well, I could go to our rocky assed salt beach on our giant worthless lake if I wanted that kind of fun bro.

[The Fonz]

1 - Riding my Harley
2 - Smacking jukeboxes to make them play.
3 - Baking muffins
4 - Knitting
5 - Playing my accordion.

[bueno bob]

Pissing on R. Kelly's underage girlfriends.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Pissing on R. Kelly's underage girlfriends.

Damn it! You took my answer.

[bueno bob]

You do it too, guy?

[bueno bob]

R. Kelly's underage girlfriends just LOVE the piss, I guess...

[MAX]

Fine,

Fuck up my candy-assed thread.

Cunts.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
Fine,

Fuck up my candy-assed thread.

Cunts.

Dude, you KNEW this was a gay thread - what did you REALLY expect?

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Dude, you KNEW this was a gay thread - what did you REALLY expect?

I'm fucking drunk (Well, heavily buzzin') and so is my cooked inside from soaking in that water while drinking. I'm on cloud fucking nine dude, just too relaxed to crash. I dunno what the fuck I typed nor do I care.

Hey, you're a Star Wars freak, did you catch "60 Minutes" tonight? That new one looks pretty evil.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm fucking drunk (Well, heavily buzzin') and so is my cooked inside from soaking in that water while drinking. I'm on cloud fucking nine dude, just too relaxed to crash. I dunno what the fuck I typed nor do I care.

Hey, you're a Star Wars freak, did you catch "60 Minutes" tonight? That new one looks pretty evil.

Nah, I was watching "For a Few Dollars More"; more mother fuckers get shot in that movie, I swear...

No worries, though, cuz I'm going to see it anyway!

[MAX]

Well, I kind of figured you'd see the Star Wars movie but the 60 Minutes was pretty cool. That movie looks more like an action/horror/sci-fi, no?

[bueno bob]

Very much so...lot of really killer shit going on, no doubt...I think this is the Star Wars everybody's been waiting for, seriously...

Oh, my wife is leaving me tomorrow.

[bueno bob]

For Georgia, not permanently!

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
For Georgia, not permanently!

Is Georgia a good lookin' lesbian or a bull-dike?

It's alright bud cos I felt no sympathy and was going to laugh anyway. :p

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
It's alright bud cos I felt no sympathy and was going to laugh anyway. :p

You dick!



Hahahahaha!

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You dick!



Hahahahaha!

Hahahaha!!!

You know I'm only joking.

[bueno bob]

I know - oh, 4000 posts! Yay me!

[Rikk]

About time, BOB...you fag.

[MAX]

G'night ya homos!!!



I'm gonna get me some booty..............NOT!!!! LOL!!!

Me thinks tonight is a couch night.

[bueno bob]

I had Bill's "Curse of 3000" laid upon my doorstep, forgive me...blame that sorry bastard!

The new JP album is rather good, btw!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
G'night ya homos!!!



I'm gonna get me some booty..............NOT!!!! LOL!!!

Me thinks tonight is a couch night.

LOL...

Sleep well, assmaster

[smaz]

We have a hot tub out in the garden. Last time I went in it, I came out with a rash all over my body

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm not in the mood to go into my exercise routine at the moment but I'm going to share how fucking relaxed I am right now. It all of the sudden got really cold here in SLC after a week of spring-like weather. Anyway, I cranked up the temp in our hot tub (which is outside) about two hours ago so it would be hot enough to cure cancer.

Anyway, I just spent about a half hour in the boiling hot water soaking, freezing weather and three glasses of killer merlot. I'm soooooo fucking in the zone of mellowness. Life is good.

Ahhhhhhh...........................

Anyway, what do y'all do for exercise or relaxing? This is just a gibberish thread but could be fun. I would have posted in the bar but I didn't want to walk in there wearing my robe and slippers. lol.

Why wasn't Mrs. Max in there with you? :p

[MAX]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Why wasn't Mrs. Max in there with you? :p

She usually goes to bed earlier than me plus we had a little "tiff" last night so I stayed up and drank some vino. lol.

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
She usually goes to bed earlier than me plus we had a little "tiff" last night so I stayed up and drank some vino. lol.

OK.

Maybe next time bro. :p