that's fuckin weird man!
Hey DLR 7884, I found you a date.
These ones can't run away!
LOL!!!!!!
Stay frosty now.
Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR
Touch a vagina, and don't be a stalker.Originally posted by wiseguy
Hey DLR 7884, I found you a date.
These ones can't run away!
LOL!!!!!!
DLR7884
You fucking loser.
Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
Man, that's sick. Even I'm not THAT sick... and that's saying a lot! Though if Cindy Crawford was in one of those I'd still do her...
THREE TIMES!
Cheers! :bottle:
Go ahead meet Mrs.Dlr7884
ROFL!!!
"Coming mother"
LOL LOL
You`re not even a little bit curious?Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
I'm not clicking that!
I'm not either, and it's a link anyway, see y'all in Non!Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
I'm not clicking that!
Here's a terrifying little tale from my bygone youth:
I was home from college for winter vacation in my sophomore year. My high school friends and I would all meet at one friend - Steve's - house. We wouldn't call in advance, he had his own place so it was just show up, smoke up, get high, drunk, whatever.
As was the norm, we'd rent a video to watch while we were baked. This one time, Steve and I went out and he wanted to watch Steve Martin's Parenthood (it was new to VHS at the time). We go to the store, request it, pay for it, get it, go back to his place. Cool.
About eight of us get completely wasted - this is like one in the afternoon - and gather around the TV. We put in the video and it begins.
First thing we see is what looks like a cock - and a big one - ramming some woman. Camera pulls back, turns out it's a FIST. Well, more than a fist, it's past the wrist and heading towards the elbow. We sit there, eahc of us thinking "Far out."
Then the camera pulls back more - it's a room full of the sickest fucks you've ever dreamt of, each scene exceeding the previous for sheer gross-out: ass-fucking, rim jobs, golden showers, cleveland steamers, you name it. We all sit there, no one saying a word, all of us either thinking "Whoa" or "This is some sick shit". Because each scene tops the previous, by the time of the girl shitting down the guys throat, we're sure that nothing can top that, right?
WRONG. The next thing we see is two girls getting it on, with one SHOVING her knee up another girl. Not too weird, until you relaize the girl is a fucking AMPUTEE and it's her NUB that she's shoving up there!!!
Eventually - at least a solid half hour into this rampage - one of us (me, for all I can remember we were all so fucked) finally manages to timidly whisper, "Uh...guys? Uh...I don't think this "Parenthood". In unison, we all turn and go "Yeah, what the fuck!!!"
We were all so wasted we were actually watching this fucking thing wondering when Steve Martin was going to show up!!!
The video was called Savage Sadists. We had got the right box, but I guess the previous renter had rented them both. The best part is I wonder what the next person trying to catch some amputee porn said when Rick Moranis showed up on screen...
Savage Sadists, heh? Might be worth a damn look... wonder if it's on eMule?...
Thanks, AP.
Cheers! :bottle:
Uh...I guess you're welcome.
I'd be amazed if you could find it. I'm talking fifteen years ago, and let's face it, this is a specialized interest video!
I actually did a search on Google to see what it turned up... check this out, second link of Google!
http://www.xploitedcinema.com/dvds/dvds.asp?title=3962
A 17-title DVD inclunding that highly "specialized interest video!"
Cheers! :bottle:
I love the power. Lets see what i can do here.
Im surprised at some of the vids you could hire back then. Anyone see "Faces of Death" that was some disturbing crap, but available at
your local video store. I cant say that Ive ever seen filth such as A-Punk describes though.. That sounds like some wicked stuff..
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
oh...my...god...Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I actually did a search on Google to see what it turned up... check this out, second link of Google!
http://www.xploitedcinema.com/dvds/dvds.asp?title=3962
A 17-title DVD inclunding that highly "specialized interest video!"
Cheers! :bottle:
Oh my god!
First it's my date, now my mother.....Originally posted by wiseguy
Go ahead meet Mrs.Dlr7884
ROFL!!!
"Coming mother"
LOL LOL
Pick a cutdown and stick with it.
DLR7884
You queer.
I'm permanently emotionally scarred from the experience!Originally posted by Panamark
Im surprised at some of the vids you could hire back then. Anyone see "Faces of Death" that was some disturbing crap, but available at
your local video store. I cant say that Ive ever seen filth such as A-Punk describes though.. That sounds like some wicked stuff..
But for even further explorations in sick shit, you should come to NYC and check out the fetish scene. Honest to God: I went to the Hellfire CLub once, went to the men's room to have a slash, had to position myself aginst this tub, and it turns out there's a guy lying in the tub, awaiting the arrival of a patron to urinate all over him. Fast forward two or three years, I'm reading Dave's autobiogrpahy, and he recounts a tale depicting the EXACT same thing in the same place!
Whether or not it's the same guy...geez, I kinda hope not...
That place was totally sick: guys being tied up upside down, one of them getting his cock - I swear - teased with a razor blade (drawing blood) - by a dominatrix, and him absolutely MOANING in sheer ecstacy.
I myself enjoyed hot wax being poured on my naked chest. Feels great, but then getting it back off after (somewhat hairy chest) was not quite as enjoyable.
AP that whole story is funny, but this part^^^ ...LMAO!Originally posted by academic punk
WRONG. The next thing we see is two girls getting it on, with one SHOVING her knee up another girl. Not too weird, until you realize the girl is a fucking AMPUTEE and it's her NUB that she's shoving up there!!!
can you hear it??
OH YEAH< NUB ME!! NUB ME HARD!! NUB MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Sorry, I don't believe this shit - it smells of bangbus.con..Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Man, that's sick. Even I'm not THAT sick...
No no, I made a joke about you and your mother. Like norman Bates in another thread. See isn't this fun. You have to learn to keep up Johnathon or else what fun is it? Hate is becoming tiresome I just want to end it. Enough alreadyOriginally posted by DLR7884
First it's my date, now my mother.....
Pick a cutdown and stick with it.
DLR7884
You queer.
If you want to end it....shut the fuck up.Originally posted by wiseguy
No no, I made a joke about you and your mother. Like norman Bates in another thread. See isn't this fun. You have to learn to keep up Johnathon or else what fun is it? Hate is becoming tiresome I just want to end it. Enough already
I always get the last word, so deal with it.
DLR7884
Tuck that gay tail of yours between your legs and shut up already.
Originally posted by DLR7884
If you want to end it....shut the fuck up.
I always get the last word, so deal with it.
DLR7884
Tuck that gay tail of yours between your legs and shut up already.
For the record: I tried
Johnathon, its impossible for you to get the last word in with my 10 inch's of pure steel falling down your throat. Your last word might be "its too large, your hurting me" or "your balls are slapping me to hard". Its all a size issue. Someday you can relate to anything I am. Its just too soon for you now junior. Patience my boy.
WISEGUY
keep trying
something will make sense
And, with that, WISEGUY officially becomes the new Katydid.
well she paid me enough, Its about time....jeeezzz.
Originally posted by wiseguy
well she paid me enough, Its about time....jeeezzz.
You are a giant fag.Originally posted by wiseguy
For the record: I tried
Johnathon, its impossible for you to get the last word in with my 10 inch's of pure steel falling down your throat. Your last word might be "its too large, your hurting me" or "your balls are slapping me to hard". Its all a size issue. Someday you can relate to anything I am. Its just too soon for you now junior. Patience my boy.
WISEGUY
keep trying
something will make sense
DLR7884
You are a 35 yr old wigger who has never touched a vagina....congratulations!
Who is Johnathon?
DLR7884
?
thats is messed up, i could understand guys and girls who are both in that condition wanting to meet one another but what they got there is wrong
You don't believe what? That I'm not that sick or the contents of the site? I believe on the site... if there are chicks eating dog shit and being puked on by those same dogs for a porn site as we speak. why shouldn't that be real?Originally posted by GAR
Sorry, I don't believe this shit - it smells of bangbus.con..
Cheers! :bottle:
Interesting...some of the girls were kinda on the cute side, though.
Hell, women in wheelchairs have sexual needs and interests, too, and I guess there are probably guys out there into the idea...what do I know...
Twistin' by the pool.
According to Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan has a fetish for girls with crutches.
I'm not making this up.
Al Del Vecchio had a fetish for taking pizza dough rollers up the ass while wearing 5 inch stiletto heels and listening to Jerry Lee Lewis singing "Great Balls Of Fire"
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