Who Is The Biggest Cocksucker On This Site?

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What I want to know is this... WHO HAS the biggest cock???

Well shucks! Ya know I don't like ta brag or nuthin'!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I know yours???
To quote the GREAT Gwen.... "What are you waiting for?"

oh boy...email addy...YOUR pics!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Oh wait I get it... I know your email addy.... Had me worried for a sec...

woops Sorry Babe, didnt see this post.

[Seshmeister]

Jesterstar and Katydud sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by FORD
I hate to agree with Katydoodle, but LimpCock69 just went to the top of my list.

Fucking CC Deville worshipping little sheep who doesn't have a CLUE about musical talent.

Ahhh so you have a shrine in your bedroom dedicated to Katypoodle and you spend all your days getting off on Spammy Haggard music??

Man...you need help...

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Jesterstar and Katydud sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Ummm you mean FORD and Katydud, dontcha?

[GAR]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
What I want to know is this... WHO HAS the biggest cock???

What an extremely forward request!

[Cathedral]

I have a small cock, but it's a fighter i tell ya, nyuk nyuk nyuk...

[Rikk]

When did this turn into a thread about who has the biggest cock? This is a thread about who's the biggest asshole.

Anyway, I have the biggest cock. Everyone knows that.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
When did this turn into a thread about who has the biggest cock? This is a thread about who's the biggest asshole.

Anyway, I have the biggest cock. Everyone knows that.

No!

[Rikk]

Damn. Killed by my own picture creation.

Well...my cock grew since that pic was created!! He's huge now!!

[Cathedral]

Nobody has a cock smaller than mine, it's just a itty bitty thing.

[GAR]

Originally posted by Rikk
Damn. Killed by my own picture creation.

ahem.. "your" pic?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by GAR
ahem.. "your" pic?

I created that pic with the writing for Nick when his ego was down so much because he hadn't had sex in years.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Nobody has a cock smaller than mine, it's just a itty bitty thing.

What about JOE THUNDER's cock? I imagine it's not of a considerable size.

[spmusicplyr]

I only read a few pages but i think were forgetting , JOEJOE JOE and each of the names that fucker has

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Rikk
What about JOE THUNDER's cock? I imagine it's not of a considerable size.

That's why he had to get out of gay porn and become simply a fluffer.

His 3" tool.

His specialty according to his fan site was eating shit while pulling a train, as in his biggest hit " Shaving Ryan's Privates "

Alas, his cocaine addiction led to his arrest and conviction.

And now he trolls for little boys here by claiming to have written and sung on Van Halen hits.

But I digress........

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Rikk
What about JOE THUNDER's cock? I imagine it's not of a considerable size.

Maybe your right, I'll concede my Teenie Peenie Award to Joe Thunder.
Who am i to stand in his way...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by spmusicplyr
I only read a few pages but i think were forgetting , JOEJOE JOE and each of the names that fucker has

JOE THUNDER, LP

JOE!JOE!JOE!

WATUPJOEJOE

LongdongSilver

showjoeyourtits

and the list goes on..........................Banned more times than NickyD at a PTA meeting full of MILFS

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
JOE THUNDER, LP

JOE!JOE!JOE!

WATUPJOEJOE

LongdongSilver

showjoeyourtits

and the list goes on..........................Banned more times than NickyD at a PTA meeting full of MILFS

I resemble that remark!

[academic punk]

Nononononono! This thread isn't about our penis's!

This thread is supposed to be about the site's PRICKS!!!

[Satan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's why he had to get out of gay porn and become simply a fluffer.

His 3" tool.

His specialty according to his fan site was eating shit while pulling a train, as in his biggest hit " Shaving Ryan's Privates "

Alas, his cocaine addiction led to his arrest and conviction.

And now he trolls for little boys here by claiming to have written and sung on Van Halen hits.

But I digress........

Here's a song that Blunder might have actually written.....

Three Inch Tool

(Parody of Only Wanna Be With You by Hootie & The Blowfish)


Little me
My nuts are small as pearls
You like to laugh at me
‘Cause I’m hung just like a squirrel
Sometimes it bugs me
I’m not a bigger guy
When I was a baby
It was exactly the same size

But there’s nothin’ I can do
‘Cause I only got a three inch tool

Come home with me
Have a cocktail at my place
I gotta tell you
Before we get past second base
In my pants
Ain’t no big schwing
But if you can find him
He’s a friendly little thing

But there’s nothin’ I can do
I only got a three-inch tool
When I’m comin’ out of the pool
I only got a one-inch tool

Sometimes I wonder
If it’ll ever extend
I get embarrassed
When I’m hangin’ with my friends
They like to razz me
I don’t know why
They get me a Happy Meal
And Super Size my fry

And there’s nothin’ I can do
I only got a three-inch tool
And when I’m coming out of the pool
I only got a one-inch tool
Yeah it’s small but it’s real cool
I’m happy with a three-inch tool
I only got a three-inch tool

[LoungeMachine]

Bob Rivers will be glad to list Satan Almighty as a fan/listener, I'm sure.

[Satan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Bob Rivers will be glad to list Satan Almighty as a fan/listener, I'm sure.

If he would ever cut it out with the fucking reruns. I'm starting to wonder if they got fired again.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Satan
If he would ever cut it out with the fucking reruns. I'm starting to wonder if they got fired again.

Haven't tuned in this week.

Damn well better not or there will be HELL to pay



Sure can't listen to Robin and Maynard

[LoungeMachine]

The Cat's in the Kettle

Cleaning out the Fridge

Dirty Deeds, Done with Sheep

all classics..........too many to list.


Come to think of it, Done With Sheep could be the theme song around here.

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by academic punk
Nononononono! This thread isn't about our penis's!

This thread is supposed to be about the site's PRICKS!!!

You fucking wanker. I am the biggest prick you are the biggest asshole so why don't you just bend over and lemme slide my biggest prick into the biggest asshole.

[Satan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Haven't tuned in this week.

Damn well better not or there will be HELL to pay



Sure can't listen to Robin and Maynard

Or Stern either..... I couldn't give a cherub's pink ass about what's going on in NYC at 6:66 AM

[academic punk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
You fucking wanker. I am the biggest prick you are the biggest asshole so why don't you just bend over and lemme slide my biggest prick into the biggest asshole.

No thanks. You homosexual heroin addicts are a high risk category.

[wiseguy]

Good one fag.

Obviously "academic" shouldn't be in your title.

Now shut the fuck up and clench up you dirty little bitch.

[CROWBAR]

WHAT A COCKSUCKER!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
Good one fag.

Obviously "academic" shouldn't be in your title.

Now shut the fuck up and clench up you dirty little bitch.

You profane, idiocy-toting mother fucker. What is your major malfunction? You're so stupid that Corky from LIFE GOES ON has been making fun of your math skills.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Rikk
that Corky from LIFE GOES ON has been making fun of your math skills.

lol...thats funny!

[MAX]

Corky? LMAO!!!

Isn't that what we used to call Kid Lauderdale about a year ago?

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by Rikk
You profane, idiocy-toting mother fucker. What is your major malfunction? You're so stupid that Corky from LIFE GOES ON has been making fun of your math skills.

The more the merrier. And you are? Lemme guess, the boyfriend? Don't worry dick wad I'll be done here in a minute so you can assume your position up his ass. Its hard to tell where you end and he begins.

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
WHAT A COCKSUCKER!

And your a MOTHERFUCKER.
The peanut gallery is closed...Beat it weenie!

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

FLOAT IN MY URINE COCKSUCKERS

BC!!
I VOTE KATYDID OR WHOEVER'S THE BIGGEST PISSDRENCHER STEP UP TO THE PLATE FIRST

[Rikk]

Originally posted by wiseguy
The more the merrier. And you are? Lemme guess, the boyfriend? Don't worry dick wad I'll be done here in a minute so you can assume your position up his ass. Its hard to tell where you end and he begins.

Is there really a small town called TEXAS in ARIZONA or are you just scheduled for 7pm on Sunday nights for retards everywhere?

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by Rikk
You profane, idiocy-toting mother fucker. What is your major malfunction? You're so stupid that Corky from LIFE GOES ON has been making fun of your math skills.

My problem is that this thread was created on my behalf and I should sit here and hold my cock while dickheads like academic create more shit then I could think of. Well I said my peace and owned up to my mistakes and still this fag carry's on. Lets end it..Celebrate Dave and forget this shit. I'll take the prize, but lets move on.

[wiseguy]

Originally posted by Rikk
Is there really a small town called TEXAS in ARIZONA or are you just scheduled for 7pm on Sunday nights for retards everywhere?

Oh, excuse me. A fellow Canadian. Ontario...what part?