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[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
RIGHT NOW RIKK, NICKDFRESH, MAX AND IMAPUSSYLICKER, ETC. ARE DELIBERATELY POSTING PORN STORIES TO UPSET ALLY AND TRY TO GET HER DEMODDED. I GUESS RIKK THINKS HE WILL TAKE HER PLACE.

You are fucking nuts. The only place in this entire site I've posted porn for the sake of porn is in your fucking moron religious threads. And to even compare yourself to ALLY...that's a sin. ALLY is great. No one is fucking replacing her that I know of. And I have NO reason to upset her or get her demodded.

Fuck off, you old windbag. Go crawl up lms2's ass where it's so big and stinky.

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
If you guys didn't respond to her , she would go away or at least reveal who "she" really is.

Doubtful Ally

She's like the plague!

[Pope Must Die]

Katy is a beautiful person - inside

Outside she's a repugnant cunt

[Katydid]

In all 23 years of Ed Roth and my marriage we never looked at porn. I have never owned a dildo.

Porn turns people into wankers for life. They wind up having divorces because the other partner doesn't measure up when they get pregnant or lose their beauty. They buy dildos to compensate. Not knowing that there is more to life than sex. They are usually shallow and "me" people. Or they have affairs.

People have not grown, they have regressed...Couples used to marry for life. Ed and my marriage probably would have survived if we hadn't gotten so we took each other for granted and got too much money. Too much money makes people unhappy. Couples are happier when you are working together and needing each other to make ends meet. The kids turn out better too.

[flappo]

oh fuck off you old cunt and kiss my ass

[flappo]

Originally posted by Katydid
In all 23 years of Ed Roth and my marriage we never looked at porn. I have never owned a dildo.

Porn turns people into wankers for life. They wind up having divorces because the other partner doesn't measure up when they get pregnant or lose their beauty. They buy dildos to compensate. Not knowing that there is more to life than sex. They are usually shallow and "me" people. Or they have affairs.

People have not grown, they have regressed...Couples used to marry for life. Ed and my marriage probably would have survived if we hadn't gotten so we took each other for granted and got too much money. Too much money makes people unhappy. Couples are happier when you are working together and needing each other to make ends meet. The kids turn out better too.

hahha , thats fucking funny



you're a fucking nut

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ok, you didn't use that termanology until you found out she was part black...

I know you don't think she's English...because that is spelled Whig...because they wore powdered wigs...

I never knew she was part black....if I did know that I'd call her a fucking oreo, not a wigger.

DLR7884
Do you have a clue as to what a fucking wigger is?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Doubtful Ally

She's like the plague!

Ally just knows I will tell you what she'd like to. At my age, I don't pussy foot around, that is the beauty of getting old.

And ya'll know what I am saying is the truth. I wouldn't tell you these things if I wasn't worried about you.

I see you doing things that I have seen others do and how it turned out. OF course you will all probably benefit more by learning the hard way. "Experiene is the best teacher. In the school of hard knocks."

I love ya'll. If I didn't I wouldn't worry so much about you.

You have tired me out. Think I'll take a nap on the couch. We had a snow overnight.

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Katydid
I'll "whack" you. This is the generation that never got corrected cause mama and daddy were working. They were left in daycare or with babysitters.

Then the school forbade teachers to paddle their asses and their parents couldn't at home or they would get sued.

So the kids felt they "owned" the teachers, the parents, everyone.

They were given "time out" to sit in the corner, or an empty room and wank off...they resented that. Their privileges were taken away if they disobeyed. SO they were taught that "using that phone, computer, or tv" were all there was to life. They resented it like Hell and vowed to ruin others use of them.

They watched their parents being "beautiful People." (that is women becoming whores under the sheets). And beauty being what made a person "all that." They looked up porn and spilled their seeds on the ground....or fornicated not feeling that marriage was needed to have children. That gay and homosexual lifestyles, abortion, etc were perfectly normal. After all it's the "ME" generation that the parents didn't want them to have to "do without " worldly things as they did.

I set back and see it all...a world of insecure people who have never been taught to love God and Country...parents were too tired or hung over from their addictions to take them to church.

Like a car wreck happened near where I live. They were drunk and high and ran into a tree. It hit so hard that some wrenches stuck in the tree. I was working for a flowershop then. Friends came to buy funeral arrangements. They wanted black roses. We didn't have any so they settled on a black bow. More came and wanted the "Tasmanian Devil" arrangement. We told the to look elsewhere. The mother went and sat with the survivor. His head and face were bandaged. He was in a coma. Then her own son walked in, so it was not her son. The people had no church to send them to, so they were sent to the funeral home. Those people never went to church so the Tasmanian Devil was the only thing they could relate to.

If you died unexpectedly today, what would happen then? Some of you should think about that.

PSYCHO RELIGION WHORE

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
I set back and see it all...a world of insecure people who have never been taught to love God and Country...parents were too tired or hung over from their addictions to take them to church.

Insecure?

You are a 60 year old hag who posts religious bullshit at a DAVID LEE ROTH website becuase you crave attention and have said more than once that it is your "therapy". And that your MARRIED last name was Roth.

How would you know anything about being a wife or mother when your husband left you and your kids left you, alcholics and doing drugs. Your daughter died trying to get away. She obviously ran into the wrong people, where were you?

You claim that you and your husband worked your own company, etc. Were you at home then?

You make me sick.

You are obviously not happy here and no one wants you here, leave.

You seem to think you know so much, but that you can't comprehend.

You could die tomorrow and no one here would miss you, how would we like that?

A lot.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I never knew she was part black....if I did know that I'd call her a fucking oreo, not a wigger.

DLR7884
Do you have a clue as to what a fucking wigger is?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ally just knows I will tell you what she'd like to.

You putting words in her mouth?

She's 21, not 61 like you are.

Don't presume to know anything anyone here would say, you are 3 times most of the people's ages here.

Let's hope you don't wake up from the nap.

Shouldn't you be working? Oh that's right .... old and had it.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
In all 23 years of Ed Roth and my marriage we never looked at porn. I have never owned a dildo.

Yes, and it scares me to think that somehow you managed to conceive...:eek:

[Cathedral]

Katy, everyone here is laughing at you constantly. nobody takes you seriously and you have no allies, why do you keep putting yourself in the path of abuse?

You are just fucked in the head.

Good luck posting, it's going to get tougher on you, but i'm starting to enjoy this shit.

Hey, is Forest Gump your brother? "Run katydid, Run!"

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Katydid
In all 23 years of Ed Roth and my marriage we never looked at porn. I have never owned a dildo.

Thats what you think.
Ed Roth was beating his meat in the toilet while you were sleeping so he wouldn't be compelled to stick his noodle in your poodle.

The man looked for any excuse NOT to see you naked and was most likely sneeking to the bar to get some young stuff, also while you were sleeping.

Then when he finally understood the mistake he made marrying you, He killed himself, smart man if you ask me because YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID ROCKHEAD BITCH, YA CUNT.

Oh, and you got a pile of shit on your chin. better go wipe it off before it becomes part of your face...too late, Ho.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ally just knows I will tell you what she'd like to. At my age, I don't pussy foot around, that is the beauty of getting old.

I do know that and I am so thankful you are here, Katy.

Please, please tell them for me.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE I HAVE SEEN THE MEN IN BOTH SITES TRY TO BULLDOZE OVER ANY WOMEN. JUST LIKE YOU BANNED TOGETHER AND THREW ME INTO THE DUMP. ALLY MAY AGREE WITH YOU TO KEEP WRATH AWAY FROM HER, MAYBE CAUSE HERSELF TO GET DEMODDED.

Oh Katy! You don't know the half of it. They beat me.

I'm forced to wash Cat's car. He has a 1969 Dodge Charger with a 383 four-barrel engine. And if I scratch the paintjob he gets very angry. He's very protective of the rebel flag on top and his 01 on the side.

Al makes me wash his floors after I'm done with Cat's car. Sometimes, if I've been a bad girl, I have to wear the french maid costume. If I've been a really bad girl, Rikk lends him the American flag bikini.

And Rikk! I have to bake him cookies as per our agreement for me to keed my mod status. If he doesn't like the cookies, then he yells at me. Or worse. He makes me cook dinner for him and Bill naked.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
And Rikk! I have to bake him cookies as per our agreement for me to keed my mod status. If he doesn't like the cookies, then he yells at me. Or worse. He makes me cook dinner for him and Bill naked.

Indeed!! And now I see you here spouting off about it? I told you to keep this shit quiet!! Don't make me re-consider your mod status, KAT.

Plus, I've already been displeased. Last time you cooked dinner for LUMBERGH and myself, you were wearing panties. You know this won't do. The rule is, mod job for a month, cookies to last me that long. Bad cookies? Get your clothes off and get in the kitchen. That means naked. No more of this panty stuff...even if you were wearing the Stars and Stripes panties I gave you as a reward for modding well in February.

Shape up, ALLY!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed!! And now I see you here spouting off about it? I told you to keep this shit quiet!! Don't make me re-consider your mod status, KAT.

Plus, I've already been displeased. Last time you cooked dinner for LUMBERGH and myself, you were wearing panties. You know this won't do. The rule is, mod job for a month, cookies to last me that long. Bad cookies? Get your clothes off and get in the kitchen. That means naked. No more of this panty stuff...even if you were wearing the Stars and Stripes panties I gave you as a reward for modding well in February.

Shape up, ALLY!

Please don't make me cook naked again! I swear to you I did not see that the store re-stickered the experiation date. I wouldn't have bought them if I saw that!

I swear I won't mess up again. Please don't make me cook naked. Bill hurts me with the carrots.

If I cook naked one more time, my fiance might leave me

[Warham]

LMAO!

Carrots? What's up, Doc?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Please don't make me cook naked again! I swear to you I did not see that the store re-stickered the experiation date. I wouldn't have bought them if I saw that!

I swear I won't mess up again. Please don't make me cook naked. Bill hurts me with the carrots.

If I cook naked one more time, my fiance might leave me

BILL likes carrots. And you dare question him???!!!!!

Oh, this really pisses me off. If my friend LUMBERGH wants to play with the carrots, you let him. Don't you worry anyway, KAT...LUMBERGH is as gay as Richard Simmons in a linen sale.

As for your fiance, he knows the breaks of having you mod. The approval thing means I get to stay happy. And I'm happy having a naked woman cook dinner for me. So let's just say this...I want lemon merangue cookies. THAT'S RIGHT!! Usually lemon merangue is a pie! Well this time, it's going to be a fucking cookie!!! And you're going to fucking make it right, and you're going to make enough so that I'm not finished with them halfway into the month...or else I believe BILL and I will be sitting down at the table (though I won't be sitting near BILL) so you can prepare us a meal of SHOKADO...my favorite Japanese dish. And I don't want one pesky piece of clothing on you. Not one!!!! And you will smile. And you will curtsy when you serve us. And you will turn around to get the other dishes. And you will...



All I know is that this is how things are done here. Because that is the kind of poster I am. You thought KATYDID could save you!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I shall destroy her!! And your little dog too!!!!!!! :p

SHAPE UP, ALLY!!!

[ALinChainz]

And then we'd have to put up with you full time.

Great, just great.

You know, I would like a couple alterations done to that maid uniform, and I could have sworn I saw some streaks on that kitchen floor the last time.

I'm keeping my cool for now ... but I think some re-focus, and shaping up is in order.

[Warham]

French maid outfit...yum.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I'm keeping my cool for now ... but I think some re-focus, and shaping up is in order.

Indeed. BTW, I've just typed up a list of further ways we can exploit ALLY KAT because she's a woman mod. I'll PM them to you later, along with that mpeg clip from the closed-circuit camera of her chopping the onions last time. Pretty racy stuff.

[Warham]

Hey, can we get that in the downloads forum, Rikk?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
Hey, can we get that in the downloads forum, Rikk?

Yes. But I first have to take down the mpeg of ALLY defending KATYDID and then AL and I yelling at her.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed. BTW, I've just typed up a list of further ways we can exploit ALLY KAT because she's a woman mod. I'll PM them to you later, along with that mpeg clip from the closed-circuit camera of her chopping the onions last time. Pretty racy stuff.

She was doing so well there for awhile too.

This finacee business must be getting in the way.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Warham
French maid outfit...yum.

She does wear it well.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
She was doing so well there for awhile too.

This finacee business must be getting in the way.

I warned you that the fiance thing was going to be a problem. But she even threatened to drop her mod job and leave. We had to let her have her marriage thing. But if she thinks we'll start being nicer because of it, she's gonna learn the hard way.

By the way, I just found a 25-page manuscript in her locker called PLANS TO GET THE ARMY TO RECOGNIZE THAT KATYDID IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON. I consider this your failure, AL. You assured me that our last yelling set her straight. Then she makes this post today and then I find this manuscript. This proves to me that she's still set on defending KATYDID. And that is not tolerable.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
And you will curtsy when you serve us.

How can I curtsy without a skirt?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Warham
French maid outfit...yum.

Pleae Warham -- Help me!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed. BTW, I've just typed up a list of further ways we can exploit ALLY KAT because she's a woman mod. I'll PM them to you later, along with that mpeg clip from the closed-circuit camera of her chopping the onions last time. Pretty racy stuff.

You promised no one would ever see that! That was suppose to get me Mod status for April!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
How can I curtsy without a skirt?

You always pretend you have an imaginary dress on so that you don't feel as bad for what we're making you do. So, in return, we make you curtsy.

BTW, next time, even the imaginary dress goes. Let's just say we're laying down the law for those that defend KATYDID.






AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Pleae Warham -- Help me!

Help you put it on? Sure!

[Warham]

Originally posted by Rikk

AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

Sounds like Lumbergh to me.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
You promised no one would ever see that! That was suppose to get me Mod status for April!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!:p

I LIED!!!!!!!:p

I've already sent it to MAX, and he's getting together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night to watch the controversial "ALLY drops the steak on the floor and has to pick it up" scene.

There is no end to my treachery.

I'm altering the deal, ALLY. Pray I don't alter it any further.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
I warned you that the fiance thing was going to be a problem. But she even threatened to drop her mod job and leave. We had to let her have her marriage thing. But if she thinks we'll start being nicer because of it, she's gonna learn the hard way.

By the way, I just found a 25-page manuscript in her locker called PLANS TO GET THE ARMY TO RECOGNIZE THAT KATYDID IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON. I consider this your failure, AL. You assured me that our last yelling set her straight. Then she makes this post today and then I find this manuscript. This proves to me that she's still set on defending KATYDID. And that is not tolerable.

I DIDN'T PUT THAT THERE! MAX DID!
I begged him not to. I told him you'd get mad. Max told me he would protect me though because of the Pickle People.

Maybe I should give up being a mod. I don't want to lose my pumpkin-bob.

BUT I SWEAR MAX PUT THAT THERE. and he had help from Elvis because him and Elvis travel the country singing blues. They're brothers of sorts.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk


AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

THAT'S SO NOT FAIR CUZ THERE'S A LACK OF VAGINAS HERE!

This is so all about my vagina.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I DIDN'T PUT THAT THERE! MAX DID!
I begged him not to. I told him you'd get mad. Max told me he would protect me though because of the Pickle People.

Maybe I should give up being a mod. I don't want to lose my pumpkin-bob.

BUT I SWEAR MAX PUT THAT THERE. and he had help from Elvis because him and Elvis travel the country singing blues. They're brothers of sorts.

OH!!! Talking back now, huh?

First off, MAX is from Utah. The only music he knows is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

Second, ELVIS once told me that he's an ELVIS impersonator (late 60s-style, COMEBACK SPECIAL era). I know for a fact that he wouldn't just do a blues tour.

Third, I believe you haven't even begun work on the cookies, HAVE YOU?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!:p

I LIED!!!!!!!:p

I've already sent it to MAX, and he's getting together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night to watch the controversial "ALLY drops the steak on the floor and has to pick it up" scene.

There is no end to my treachery.

I'm altering the deal, ALLY. Pray I don't alter it any further.

BUT MAX IS IN ON IT!

See! This is a PM from him to me!

Originally posted by Max Yesterday, at 01:20 PM
Don't worry babe. I got your back. Big ol' mean Rikk won't hurt you anymore. Didn't you know him and Bill are closer than friends? The jokes about me and him are just a distraction from the REAL truth.

PS -- I love those pickles. Just got my order today!!!