Who?

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Rikk

Third, I believe you haven't even begun work on the cookies, HAVE YOU?

And what if I outsourced them to China?

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
THAT'S SO NOT FAIR CUZ THERE'S A LACK OF VAGINAS HERE!

This is so all about my vagina.

Look, I'm sorry if you feel that way. It's unfair that you would think it all comes down to the fact that you have a vagina.

Well, it sort of does, I guess. Guys are always looking for excuses to see women's vaginas. Hell, it's the only time I ever actually watch a woman making dinner. Most of the time, I'll only look up if I don't hear continued dicing or cooking sounds. And you, in your short-sightedness, think you're doing womanhood a favor by proving that in these uncivilized times, a woman can still be a mod at the most macho forum in the world. Well, maybe this is true. Or maybe you should get in the fucking kitchen and make me a salad.

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
BUT MAX IS IN ON IT!

See! This is a PM from him to me!

That...that...that's a lie!!! BILL is a friend, nothing more!!!

Oh, I believe you're going to be making cookies 'til your hands fall off for this one. And I believe KATYDID will truly suffer now that you've defended her and then tried to humiliate me when MAX, the biggest homosexual mod in music history, tried to claim something about me?

Why do you think MAX likes eating pickles so much, hmmm? Did that ever cross your mind what's crossing his mind when he puts a pickle in his mouth???

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
And what if I outsourced them to China?

Well, technically, that's better for the economy of the future.

But you're a woman and shouldn't know these things...

Oh, you and KATYDID are quite the dynamic pair. But not strong enough for the RIKKSTER and his squad of evil.

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Look, I'm sorry if you feel that way. It's unfair that you would think it all comes down to the fact that you have a vagina.

Well, it sort of does, I guess. Guys are always looking for excuses to see women's vaginas. Hell, it's the only time I ever actually watch a woman making dinner. Most of the time, I'll only look up if I don't hear continued dicing or cooking sounds. And you, in your short-sightedness, think you're doing womanhood a favor by proving that in these uncivilized times, a woman can still be a mod at the most macho forum in the world. Well, maybe this is true. Or maybe you should get in the fucking kitchen and make me a salad.

How many times do I have to tell you that it wasn't a salad but tossed greens? I don't think you appreciate a good cook

And you know "This is so all about my vagina." is going into your siggy. It's too classic not to. Gimme some credit! :p

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Did that ever cross your mind what's crossing his mind when he puts a pickle in his mouth???

They're green, crunchy, and you can sink your teeth into them?

**Warham** · 03-17-2005, 04:38 PM

A woman always does better cooking buck naked.

Definate fact there.

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by Warham
A woman always does better cooking buck naked.

Definate fact there.

Oh, you should see ALLY go!!! Mind you, I think she may be rushing the job a bit thinking: "Fuck, I hope this pasta boils. RIKK is staring at my ass. And BILL is also...oh wait...no. BILL is reading Bette Midler's autobiography."

But does the speed of the cooking make for a better meal? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUSH, ALLY???

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Well, technically, that's better for the economy of the future.

But you're a woman and shouldn't know these things...

Oh, you and KATYDID are quite the dynamic pair. But not strong enough for the RIKKSTER and his squad of evil.

I'll know whatever I want to, Canada-boy! BTW, where's that moose I was promised?

And what evil squad? Al? Please, he buys me teddy bears to make up for what you do to me.

Al secretly loves me. He's going to have a fight to the death with my pumpkin-boo over who gets to wisk me away. If he wins, I promised to wear a cheerleader uniform for him. And sing a song. A *special* song.

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Warham
A woman always does better cooking buck naked.

Definate fact there.

Want me to use my special sauce?

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Oh, you should see ALLY go!!! Mind you, I think she may be rushing the job a bit thinking: "Fuck, I hope this pasta boils. RIKK is staring at my ass. And BILL is also...oh wait...no. BILL is reading Bette Midler's autobiography."

But does the speed of the cooking make for a better meal? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUSH, ALLY???

Yeah, I don't like Rush either. Never saw what people liked about them

**Warham** · 03-17-2005, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Want me to use my special sauce?

::evil chuckle::

Sure, babe.

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Al secretly loves me. He's going to have a fight to the death with my pumpkin-boo over who gets to wisk me away. If he wins, I promised to wear a cheerleader uniform for him. And sing a song. A *special* song.

He won't get you. I may be angry, but I want you. Oh yes! I want you!! And your defending KATYDID only makes me want to change you...

But I only know this by being mean. I am cruel, no good, baby. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. I'm bad. I'm so bad, I should be in detention.

You'll learn, woman. You'll learn soon enough. Or you won't just be de-modded. You'll be de-Rikk'd.

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
He won't get you. I may be angry, but I want you. Oh yes! I want you!! And your defending KATYDID only makes me want to change you...

But I only know this by being mean. I am cruel, no good, baby. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. I'm bad. I'm so bad, I should be in detention.

You'll learn, woman. You'll learn soon enough. Or you won't just be de-modded. You'll be de-Rikk'd.

WTF is de-Rikk'd? It doesn't sound scary.

**ALinChainz** · 03-17-2005, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
I warned you that the fiance thing was going to be a problem. But she even threatened to drop her mod job and leave. We had to let her have her marriage thing. But if she thinks we'll start being nicer because of it, she's gonna learn the hard way.

By the way, I just found a 25-page manuscript in her locker called PLANS TO GET THE ARMY TO RECOGNIZE THAT KATYDID IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON. I consider this your failure, AL. You assured me that our last yelling set her straight. Then she makes this post today and then I find this manuscript. This proves to me that she's still set on defending KATYDID. And that is not tolerable.

It certainly is my failure, and now that it's been brought to light, it WILL BE RECTIFIED.

Ally defending Katydid can't be tolerated.

**ALinChainz** · 03-17-2005, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
You always pretend you have an imaginary dress on so that you don't feel as bad for what we're making you do. So, in return, we make you curtsy.

BTW, next time, even the imaginary dress goes. Let's just say we're laying down the law for those that defend KATYDID.

AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

And we won't be as nice about it like we are with Ally neither.

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
WTF is de-Rikk'd? It doesn't sound scary.

I don't know...it just sounded good.:p

I...I mean...SHUT UP!!!

How dare you insult the great Canadians RUSH, the most talented band that writes 65-minute songs in history (I'm joking, I actually don't like RUSH very much:p).

Being de-RIKK'd means dinner doesn't end after the meal is cooked. And this is final punishment...if the meal was only average and not exquisite. Some would say this is a subjective decision...and I say...so what?

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
It certainly is my failure, and now that it's been brought to light, it WILL BE RECTIFIED.

Don't hurt pumpkin-bob!

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Don't hurt pumpkin-bob!

HA HA HA HA!!!

:p

Oh yes...HURT Punkin-Bob!!!

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
I don't know...it just sounded good.:p

I...I mean...SHUT UP!!! How dare you insult the great Canadians RUSH, the most talented band that writes 65-minute songs in history (I'm joking, I actually don't like RUSH very much:p).

Being de-RIKK'd means dinner doesn't end after the meal is cooked. And this is final punishment...if the meal was only average and not exquisite. Some would say this is a subjective decision...and I say...so what?

you mean you're going to Rape me?!

Katydid, you read that!

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:54 PM

wait, why did I capitalize rape?

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
HA HA HA HA!!! :p

Oh yes...HURT Punkin-Bob!!!

NO!!!

**Warham** · 03-17-2005, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
wait, why did I capitalize rape?

Because it's from Rikk, not rikk.

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you mean you're going to Rape me?!

Katydid, you read that!

I didn't say anything. All I know is that KATYDID can now see the treachery of AL, RIKK and the rest of 'em varmints. That's right. Because you defend KATYDID, make bad cookes, make an average dinner...you then have to be de-RIKK'd.

BILL, meanwhile, gets to spend some time with his George Michael blow-up doll.

KATYDID's campaign of freedom will never be successful!! The campaign of treachery will continue!!!

HA HA HA HA!!!!

:p

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
NO!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by Warham
Because it's from Rikk, not rikk.

:p

**Warham** · 03-17-2005, 04:59 PM

That's what this forum is all about ....treachery.

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by Warham
That's what this forum is all about ....treachery.

I know. And it sounds so threatening. "Feed Back to Webmaster". If that doesn't sound like a threat of sexual persecution, enforced cooking and sexual demand, I don't know what does.

**Warham** · 03-17-2005, 05:03 PM

Enforced cooking and sexual demand are like peanut butter and jelly.

You just can't separate them.

**ALinChainz** · 03-17-2005, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!:p

I LIED!!!!!!!:p

I've already sent it to MAX, and he's getting together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night to watch the controversial "ALLY drops the steak on the floor and has to pick it up" scene.

There is no end to my treachery.

I'm altering the deal, ALLY. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Can't recall HOW she picked that steak up ...

MMMWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

**ALinChainz** · 03-17-2005, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Yeah, I don't like Rush either. Never saw what people liked about them

Well, you GET liking them lady ... get liking them.

(funny, playing Rush right now)

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

color war is on bitch!

OH NOES!!11!!!!11!!1

**ALinChainz** · 03-17-2005, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I'll know whatever I want to, Canada-boy! BTW, where's that moose I was promised?

And what evil squad? Al? Please, he buys me teddy bears to make up for what you do to me.

Al secretly loves me. He's going to have a fight to the death with my pumpkin-boo over who gets to wisk me away. If he wins, I promised to wear a cheerleader uniform for him. And sing a song. A *special* song.

OH MY GOSH!

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IXNAY ON THE ONG-SAY!

And PUMPKIN-BOO IS BUMMIN'!

**ALinChainz** · 03-17-2005, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
I didn't say anything. All I know is that KATYDID can now see the treachery of AL, RIKK and the rest of 'em varmints. That's right. Because you defend KATYDID, make bad cookes, make an average dinner...you then have to be de-RIKK'd.

BILL, meanwhile, gets to spend some time with his George Michael blow-up doll.

KATYDID's campaign of freedom will never be successful!! The campaign of treachery will continue!!!

HA HA HA HA!!!! :p

YEAH! WHAT RIKK SAID!

MMMWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**DLR7884** · 03-17-2005, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
I never knew she was part black....if I did know that I'd call her a fucking oreo, not a wigger.

DLR7884
Do you have a clue as to what a fucking wigger is?

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
color war is on bitch!

OH NOES!!11!!!!11!!1

(Beat this!)

OH FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
OH MY GOSH!

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IXNAY ON THE ONG-SAY!

And PUMPKIN-BOO IS BUMMIN'!

I didn't say what the song was. It's all Kool and the Gang.

**Ally_Kat** · 03-17-2005, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
[B](Beat this!)

[SIZE=9]OH FUCKIN[color=green]G YES!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHA! The colors haxxored joo!

**ALinChainz** · 03-17-2005, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I didn't say what the song was. It's all Kool and the Gang.

I just meant ixnay on the ushy-ma uff-sta ...

I blush easy.

**Rikk** · 03-17-2005, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
HAHAHHA! The colors haxxored joo!

SHIT!!!!

Now it's fixed!!

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