KATY, your hawk's name is Francis and he watches over the skulls of the medusa.
KATY, your hawk's name is Francis and he watches over the skulls of the medusa.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
I was upset and mad for awhile when Ally Kat threw me out of NON into the dump. I realized she was just insuring her job as a Mod. Trying to stay in other Mods and Webmasters good graces. (A Capricorn trait by the way)
Al is a Capricorn also and a few others...they can't help themselves for selling out others for their own benefit.
My ex's wife was a Capricorn. What she couldn't gamble away she sold. Sold the business and moved as soon as he was dropped in the ground from OK back to NC and bought herself a nice place on the lake. Draws her SS from her first dead husband. Our sons got nothing.
I told them to let her have it all. They agreed...
So excuse me if I feel a tad bitter right now at all Capricorns in general.
Go hump a cactus, ya cunt.Originally posted by Katydid
Sounds like she better be covering her chubby ass.
The problem with you and your dead husband is that they buried the wrong one, ya cunt.Originally posted by Katydid
I was upset and mad for awhile when Ally Kat threw me out of NON into the dump. I realized she was just insuring her job as a Mod. Trying to stay in other Mods and Webmasters good graces. (A Capricorn trait by the way)
Al is a Capricorn also and a few others...they can't help themselves for selling out others for their own benefit.
My ex's wife was a Capricorn. What she couldn't gamble away she sold. Sold the business and moved as soon as he was dropped in the ground from OK back to NC and bought herself a nice place on the lake. Draws her SS from her first dead husband. Our sons got nothing.
I told them to let her have it all. They agreed...
So excuse me if I feel a tad bitter right now at all Capricorns in general.
Don't worry. I won't ask you to cook for anyone naked. In fact, the thought of you being naked makes me so sick that I want to kill someone.Originally posted by Katydid
I was upset and mad for awhile when Ally Kat threw me out of NON into the dump. I realized she was just insuring her job as a Mod. Trying to stay in other Mods and Webmasters good graces. (A Capricorn trait by the way)
Where's GAYAPO?
Technical question: is it actually valid to tell women to go hump something? Breaking down the verb humping to its most technical terms, do women hump? Are women capable of the act of humping?Originally posted by Cathedral
Go hump a cactus, ya cunt.
Good point, Rikk, I stand corrected...
Katy, Go 'ride' a cactus, ya cunt.
Probably bone degeneration...like the old lady hump?Originally posted by Rikk
Technical question: is it actually valid to tell women to go hump something? Breaking down the verb humping to its most technical terms, do women hump? Are women capable of the act of humping?
Is Katy getting her calcium?
Katy?
Or even better...
Katy, Go 'grind' a cactus, ya cunt.
Or even better...
Katy, Go shove a cactus up that smegma filled slash between your flabby ass thighs, ya cunt.
Ya hump?
(cue goodfellas slang)
I'm writing a song for Katydid, to the tune of 'Layla'.
Tried to take you to weight watchers
Couldn't get you in the car
You've topped out at 380 pounds
You got to trim your fat ass down
Chorus: Weigh-la, you broke my boney knees get up
Beggin ho-bag please get up
Cunt face won't you ease my weary bones
What do y'all think so far?
This will kill 'em in the clubs, i just know it.
tsk tsk. you should that I like my poems to rhyme.Originally posted by Rikk
.
Is she mine, if I can count all the stars at night?
Is she mine, if I wrote many poems as I could?
Is she mine, if I paint her in her innocent smile?
Is she mine, if I can be worth for her love?
Now shut the fuck up and cook me a steak,
and I want not one piece of clothing on your body.
And then come sit on my lap and we can start talking about your vagina again.
Roth Army Militia
Oh Joe. You've been fixated on my profile pic for about a good 6 months now. You keep mentioning it so much that you are showing your true colors.Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
Wouldn't a troll be someone who posts a pic of themselves, only to cover their face with their chubby hand?
You love that picture.
It keeps you up at night.
When you can't fall asleep, you think of that picture and touch yourself. And then you get angry because you can't do anything all day long because my picture is in your mind. So you come here and insult me, thinking I'll take down the picture and hope in my doing so that it'll escape your mind.
But I'm not playing by your rules.
And then there's the added factor that you don't have a chance in hell with me.
That eats you up inside.
It burns.
Let it out Joe.
Tell me how horrible my picture is. I know your short chubby pokes up whenever you mention it.
Go on Joe.
Touch it.
Do it.
pw3d.
Last edited by Ally_Kat; 03-17-2005 at 10:45 PM.
Katy, I thought we were friends?Originally posted by Katydid
Sounds like she better be covering her chubby ass.
:pOriginally posted by Cathedral
I'm writing a song for Katydid, to the tune of 'Layla'.
Tried to take you to weight watchers
Couldn't get you in the car
You've topped out at 380 pounds
You got to trim your fat ass down
Chorus: Weigh-la, you broke my boney knees get up
Beggin ho-bag please get up
Cunt face won't you ease my weary bones
What do y'all think so far?
This will kill 'em in the clubs, i just know it.
I'll call Eric.
Ahahahahha!
Fuck you Joe!
Ally, you need to put owned at the end of that last Joe thing....
I thought you were a hardcore Catholic? You'll go to hell dabbing into such astrology-witchcraft!Originally posted by Katydid
I was upset and mad for awhile when Ally Kat threw me out of NON into the dump. I realized she was just insuring her job as a Mod. Trying to stay in other Mods and Webmasters good graces. (A Capricorn trait by the way)
Al is a Capricorn also and a few others...they can't help themselves for selling out others for their own benefit.
My ex's wife was a Capricorn. What she couldn't gamble away she sold. Sold the business and moved as soon as he was dropped in the ground from OK back to NC and bought herself a nice place on the lake. Draws her SS from her first dead husband. Our sons got nothing.
I told them to let her have it all. They agreed...
So excuse me if I feel a tad bitter right now at all Capricorns in general.I don't want to see Satan consume you in his flames!
And you are wrong about me being Rikk, AL, and Cat's slave being a Capricorn trait.
Capricorns make the most faithful lovers. And your strong sex drive makes you among the most reliable. But perhaps the most defining characteristic of Caps is that they are uniformly well-equipped for material prosperity. Self-discipline, good time-management skills, thoroughness and ambition: These are your trademarks. And they conspire to make you an eager seeker of success. Your impeccable sense of timing enables you to seize opportunities and react to alarms. You're at your best when you're building on your past and seeing your future come into focus. Perpetual forward motion turns you on. When you finally get sufficiently situated to consider a relationship, let your social consciousness guide you to potential love matches. Seek someone willing to care for you as well as you care for others -- someone who won't threaten your lifestyle and who is willing to be corralled into a secure relationship. You don't take love lightly; you play for keeps. Ever the practical, purposeful pragmatist, you choose your battles wisely. You're always looking to what will advance your agenda and how to work smarter, not harder. You're willing to make sacrifices now in order to enjoy life later, and that's why time is on your side. You're not getting older; you're getting better. In so many ways, you may hoe a lonely row, but the fruits of your labor will come to fruition in a honey of a harvest.
done for you babe.Originally posted by rustoffa
Ally, you need to put owned at the end of that last Joe thing....
OWNED!!!!!Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Oh Joe. You've been fixated on my profile pic for about a good 6 months now. You keep mentioning it so much that you are showing your true colors.
You love that picture.
It keeps you up at night.
When you can't fall asleep, you think of that picture and touch yourself. And then you get angry because you can't do anything all day long because my picture is in your mind. So you come here and insult me, thinking I'll take down the picture and hope in my doing so that it'll escape your mind.
But I'm not playing by your rules.
And then there's the added factor that you don't have a chance in hell with me.
That eats you up inside.
It burns.
Let it out Joe.
Tell me how horrible my picture is. I know your short chubby pokes up whenever you mention it.
Go on Joe.
Touch it.
Do it.
Too bad that is too long to put in a siggy. Hahaha -- I'd love for every one of Joe's aliases (or is is aliaii?) to have that. Or my pic as his avatar.
Ah...
If you honestly think that any guy in the entire world looks at that chubby hand and chubby face and touches themself, then you should contact my office. Honestly, get serious. That is probably the most rediculous thing I've ever read here.
Ally, Ally...you're my pally.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
tsk tsk. you should that I like my poems to rhyme.
When I'm down, you always rally,
pick me up and make me strong.
How could I treat you so wrong?
I make you cook while you are naked,
watch you bend over and shake it.
And if the meal ain't up to speed,
it's to my room I make you lead.
For you were warned to not help Katy,
she's a monster, not a lady.
It's with your body I'll be messin',
you helped the psycho, learn your lesson.
Joe, you're fucking OWNED.
Ally, she is a Catholic, a pissed off Catholic because Priests give better head than she does.
you just came, didn't you?Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
If you honestly think that any guy in the entire world looks at that chubby hand and chubby face and touches themself, then you should contact my office. Honestly, get serious. That is probably the most rediculous thing I've ever read here.
Talk worse about me baby!
Your assuming we would take her?Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I thought you were a hardcore Catholic? You'll go to hell dabbing into such astrology-witchcraft!
Even Hell has standards, ya know!
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally Posted by Sockfucker
Oh, and Joe.... go to Heaven!
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Capricorns make the most faithful lovers. And your strong sex drive makes you among the most reliable. But perhaps the most defining characteristic of Caps is that they are uniformly well-equipped for material prosperity. Self-discipline, good time-management skills, thoroughness and ambition: These are your trademarks. And they conspire to make you an eager seeker of success. Your impeccable sense of timing enables you to seize opportunities and react to alarms. You're at your best when you're building on your past and seeing your future come into focus. Perpetual forward motion turns you on. When you finally get sufficiently situated to consider a relationship, let your social consciousness guide you to potential love matches. Seek someone willing to care for you as well as you care for others -- someone who won't threaten your lifestyle and who is willing to be corralled into a secure relationship. You don't take love lightly; you play for keeps. Ever the practical, purposeful pragmatist, you choose your battles wisely. You're always looking to what will advance your agenda and how to work smarter, not harder. You're willing to make sacrifices now in order to enjoy life later, and that's why time is on your side. You're not getting older; you're getting better. In so many ways, you may hoe a lonely row, but the fruits of your labor will come to fruition in a honey of a harvest.
That is all me there.
Yeah baby.
Cat, I'm Catholic. Half of what she preaches IS NOT Catholicism.Originally posted by Cathedral
Ally, she is a Catholic, a pissed off Catholic because Priests give better head than she does.
Ask her. She'll tell you she was Baptist and then had to convert in order to marry Ed. She knows nothing about the faith. I have emails from her asking me to jump into her religious threads because I'm "better versed" than she is. She begs me to.
Dude, this is a troll. A couple of years ago, Diamond Den was all hot about Hitchworld invading a religion board. Den would even try to troll me on AIM about my faith. This so smells like something like that. Not saying it is Den, but I wouldn't be surprised. This is a troll. And the character known as Katydid is not Catholic nor knows anything about it.
You claiming to have an office or having a job and not being able to spell on a 3rd grade level is what's ridiculous you fucking simp.Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
If you honestly think that any guy in the entire world looks at that chubby hand and chubby face and touches themself, then you should contact my office. Honestly, get serious. That is probably the most rediculous thing I've ever read here.
Try the spell check button you fucking imbecile.
I probably know more about Catholicism than Katy, and I'm the Devil!
CLASSIC!Originally posted by Rikk
Ally, Ally...you're my pally.
When I'm down, you always rally,
pick me up and make me strong.
How could I treat you so wrong?
I make you cook while you are naked,
watch you bend over and shake it.
And if the meal ain't up to speed,
it's to my room I make you lead.
For you were warned to not help Katy,
she's a monster, not a lady.
It's with your body I'll be messin',
you helped the psycho, learn your lesson.
I love it.
Maybe I'll cook naked just for the hell of it.
That is if AL wants to share me. lol
Agreed, and i hope i didn't offend you with my Catholic isult. that was not my intention.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Cat, I'm Catholic. Half of what she preaches IS NOT Catholicism.
Ask her. She'll tell you she was Baptist and then had to convert in order to marry Ed. She knows nothing about the faith. I have emails from her asking me to jump into her religious threads because I'm "better versed" than she is. She begs me to.
Dude, this is a troll. A couple of years ago, Diamond Den was all hot about Hitchworld invading a religion board. Den would even try to troll me on AIM about my faith. This so smells like something like that. Not saying it is Den, but I wouldn't be surprised. This is a troll. And the character known as Katydid is not Catholic nor knows anything about it.
I'll stick with my other phrase from now on.
No sharing. Naked cooking for me and me alone.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
CLASSIC!
I love it.
Maybe I'll cook naked just for the hell of it.
That is if AL wants to share me. lol
AL's going to be busy asking KATY in a PM if they can meet when he visits her state. He doesn't hate her as much as he'd like us to think he does...
Well, you were an Angel once, so scripture should come easy to ya.Originally posted by Satan
I probably know more about Catholicism than Katy, and I'm the Devil!
That and the fact that I'm in a lot of it.Originally posted by Cathedral
Well, you were an Angel once, so scripture should come easy to ya.
nawh, it's cool. People here have said worse. Hell, Elvis has said worse.Originally posted by Cathedral
Agreed, and i hope i didn't offend you with my Catholic isult. that was not my intention.
I'll stick with my other phrase from now on.
Scandelicious!Originally posted by Rikk
No sharing. Naked cooking for me and me alone.
AL's going to be busy asking KATY in a PM if they can meet when he visits her state. He doesn't hate her as much as he'd like us to think he does...
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