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  1. 03-18-2005, 02:37 PM #1
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    'Satan' Said to Appear on Turtle's Shell

    'Satan' Said to Appear on Turtle's Shell


    MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - Could it be... Satan? A central Indiana pet shop owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive an October fire has developed an image of Satan's face on its shell.



    Bryan Dora says it looks like the devil wants us to know that he was there.


    Dora says he can see a goatee and a pair of pointy horns on the shell of the palm-sized red-eared slider turtle named Lucky.


    He says Lucky is healthy and its behavior hasn't changed.


    Investigators could not determine the cause of the fire, which destroyed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.


    Dora has produced a DVD of the turtle's story that he plans to auction on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy Lucky off-line.
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  2. 03-19-2005, 01:38 AM #2
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  3. 03-19-2005, 02:10 AM #3
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    Where's a picture of the cute little demonic reptile?
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  4. 03-19-2005, 02:11 AM #4
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    Is it you? Or is the reptile just making a tribute to you?
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  5. 03-19-2005, 02:13 AM #5
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    Originally posted by Satan
    Where's a picture of the cute little demonic reptile?
    Thanks, I knew I could count on you. Oh, and tell Ronald Reagan I said Hi.
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    An Evil Turtle.

    This, ladies and gentlemen is now officially the craziest thread The Fonz has ever seen.

    What's next? Ralph Malph's face on an intimidating steroid-induced muscle bound physique?

    Oh yeah, I forgot he's called Mark McGwire...

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  7. 03-19-2005, 02:23 AM #7
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    Yeah. This is just nonsense. Threads should at least make sense. But this is just craziness. My god.
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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Threads should at least make sense.
    You mean we should wipe out the entire forum and start over?

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Yeah. This is just nonsense. Threads should at least make sense. But this is just craziness. My god.
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    Originally posted by The Fonz
    An Evil Turtle.

    This, ladies and gentlemen is now officially the craziest thread The Fonz has ever seen.

    What's next? Ralph Malph's face on an intimidating steroid-induced muscle bound physique?

    Oh yeah, I forgot he's called Mark McGwire...

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  11. 03-21-2005, 11:55 AM #11
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    MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - A turtle that was the only survivor of a pet shop fire may have emerged with a hellish memento.



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  13. 03-21-2005, 12:57 PM #13
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    Wait aminnit...that's not the face of Satan....THAT'S ALAN THE PANTHER'S SCROTUM!!!

    (I'd recognize that ball sac anywhere!)
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    It hasn't met an ordeal such as the deposit I'm gonna hail upon it's back after a nice dinner.

    If I can afford to Pay The Price that is.
    If I can make a Deal With The Devil, that is.
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  15. 03-21-2005, 04:05 PM #15
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    a sad day indeed for that fucking turtle.
    his sorry ass will be pictured in EBAY anyday
    now. let the bidding begin....
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