For every Van Halen reunion rumor circulating in recent years, there's a counter rumor as to why it wouldn't work.
Did Michael Anthony really refuse to work with Dave?
Is Alex still pissed off because Dave supposedly fucked his wife in 1982 - and how many wives ago was that?
Has Eddie forgotten how to play the fucking guitar?
If three members of VH was the best they could do, who would you like to see left behind?