View Poll Results: Who could Van Halen make it without

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  • I'd miss Mikey's harmonies, but he sucks as a bass player. Bring on Billy Sheehan!

    6 13.33%
  • When was the last time Alex hit a drum hard enough to hear it? Ray Luzier could do better!

    16 35.56%
  • Fuck Eddie's drunken self destructive ass! Brian Young is a better Eddie than Eddie!

    1 2.22%
  • I'm a sheep and I hate David Lee Roth! Bring on Justin Timberlake!!

    0 0%
  • No dice. If it ain't all 4 originals, I'd rather sell my soul to Satan.

    22 48.89%
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Thread: Classic Van Halen - minus one??

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    Question Classic Van Halen - minus one??

    For every Van Halen reunion rumor circulating in recent years, there's a counter rumor as to why it wouldn't work.

    Did Michael Anthony really refuse to work with Dave?

    Is Alex still pissed off because Dave supposedly fucked his wife in 1982 - and how many wives ago was that?

    Has Eddie forgotten how to play the fucking guitar?

    If three members of VH was the best they could do, who would you like to see left behind?
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    Ed & Dave are a must. I could live with those two and anyone else.

    However, Mike's distinctive vocals would be missed. So I vote Alex.

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    yer cause of the vocals its got to be alex. hopefully mike wouldent be allowed to solo though

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    mikes vocals by the way

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    Only three of the four originals in a CVH re-union? Come on this is a no brainer! Firstly you must have all four for a re-union, but if one had to be sacrificed to get Dave back in, it would definitely be Alex who I'd exclude. Dave, Eddie, Mikey, in that order, are a must. Any monkey could be the drummer, and in fact I think thats what they have had!

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    All l'll say is that if it wasn't for Eddie Van Halen, Michael Anthony would be managing a fucking car wash!
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    Of course Al and Mike are the most expendable -goes without saying really, but to do it right at this point you have to have them all. Just for the creative tention if nothing else

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    All of 'em..

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    Well, seeing Dave live, one out of four is a CVH reunion to me...
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    Looks like Satan's winning his own poll.
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    alex would be no loss.
    flush him like the turd he is.

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    Originally posted by Figs
    Ed & Dave are a must. I could live with those two and anyone else.

    However, Mike's distinctive vocals would be missed. So I vote Alex.

    Knuff' said!

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    mike anthony would turn up to the opening of a fucking envelope

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    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
    Knuff' said!
    I agree, and have been saying this for years. Just get Dave and Ed back together.........don't even have to call it Van Halen. Just get the two creative partners back together for one last album, tour, so we can see what they can come up with. Fuck shit talkin' Mike, and the cunt. Fuck em'. Ed may be a drunken idiot, but he's the only one worth "saving" IMO.

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    Originally posted by Figs
    Ed & Dave are a must. I could live with those two and anyone else.

    However, Mike's distinctive vocals would be missed. So I vote Alex.
    Ditto that. I don't think Mike's vocals are all that either. Fuck Alice running sideways!

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    its hard i gotta say i like them all and stay neutral

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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    I agree, and have been saying this for years. Just get Dave and Ed back together.........don't even have to call it Van Halen. Just get the two creative partners back together for one last album, tour, so we can see what they can come up with. Fuck shit talkin' Mike, and the cunt. Fuck em'. Ed may be a drunken idiot, but he's the only one worth "saving" IMO.


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    Originally posted by Figs
    Ed & Dave are a must. I could live with those two and anyone else.

    However, Mike's distinctive vocals would be missed. So I vote Alex.
    Make that a double on that vote..good call

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    I think Michael is a great bass player in his own right but if Van Halen ever tours again I expect Billy Sheehan in his place.

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