HaGAR IS SO FAT THAT WHEN HE TAKES A PISS IT SMELLS LIKE GRAVY

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,
Man, I hate that bitch HAGAR. Wanna lock him in a snack cake factory so he can eat himself to death.
Wanna cook his big ass head on my George Forman grill, have that bitch served up well done


As in true DickFace Fashion...
I wrote a litttle jingle about it...
It's what I call a work in progress.

Sammy Hagar is a BIG FAT HO
Copyright ©2005 Dickface Mc Slapnuts..
"The Peoples MC"
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Sammy Hagar is a big fat ho,
breathes like Darth Vader with a Miss Piggy nose,
up all night with a case of the giggles,
smells like burnt flesh when his booty jiggles,
smells like a sack of assholes when he speaks,
but it smells like gravy when he takes a leak,
he's always ready for a late night snack,
and he eats more food than a starving wolf pack,

Sammy Hagar is a big fat ho,
his B.O. smells like mashed po-tatoes,
wears more fucking makeup then a circus clown,
When it comes to sucking dick he can really get down

I'm tempted to tell him to "eat me",
but I know he could swallow me completely,


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that is as far as I got. Anyone wants to finish this I will not only give them 1/2 publishing rights, but I will give them advise on how to lose their fat gut and bang sone nice shaved clams


GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS
BREASTS,

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

LOOK AT THOSE "TIG BIDDIES" IN THAT PICTURE.

HE HAS BIGGER TITS THAN A FARM COW

BREASTS,

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

PLEASE REFER TO ME IN THIS THREAD AS "SIR DICKFACE" OR "THE PEOPLES M.C."


BREASTS YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,

DICKFACE

[loss of fools]

folking classic "SIR DICKFACE". hagar has been truly owned

[GAR]

I like the rhythm, the rhyme..

Sir D has definately broached this obese subject with a touch of class!

[GAR]

.. and I met him before.

His fucking throat is the size of my workstation, mention that would you..

[rustoffa]

Sir Dickface has done it again.

rollin' wit cabo bling

playin' a mouth full o' ding-a-ling

sam ain't nuttin' but a gimp thing

[Matt White]

"THE PEOPLES M.C." has once again laid the SMACK down on hagar's fat ass!

Spam has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Spam would lose 20 lbs. if he wiped the gravy off of his chin!

[Atomic_Rob]

Q. What has Sammy got in common with the great wall of china?

A. They can both be seen from space.

Good Job 'Sir Dickface'

[Rikk]

Hagar is so fat that...



he's fat.

[classicdude]

Nice job, Sir Dickface!

Just came from a cycle show and they had a custom chopper made for Sammy Hagar....sign said that the fat fuck was too lazy to waddle down and pick it up. Think they wanted like $23k for it. Not that I would care to own anything made for Spam.....

[Nitro Express]

Hell, Sammy's chopper was probably uglier than that one of Eddie's EVH Custom Guitars gave to the highest guitar bidder. Probably made by some sheep builder too.

West Coast Choppers, Choppers Inc., Arlen Ness, Gasoline Alley, Paul Yaffe, Bourget Bike Shop would never build anything for Sam out of fear it would ruin their fine reputations.

Mikey Tuttle at Orange County Choppers might build a Sammy bike because those dudes kind of look the same. LOL! The only difference is Mikey isn't an asshole like Sam.

[ThrillsNSpills]

The movie Supersize Me is being remade with Sammy Hagar.
It will be retitled "Super-Jive Me" and the cover of the DVD version will be Gar's avatar. (perfect choice)

The 2 hour sludgefest will feature the Ched rocker Hi-five-ing the McDonald workers
and between sloppy bites of McGriddles and quarter pounders with Extra Cheese, he'll be going on and on about his cholesterol driven gibberish regarding fabricated record sales from his Mach II lyrical felonies period.
The song "Source of Indigestion" will be performed while the Chedster hammers away on hash browns, apple pies, McFlurries, and Shamrock Shakes and the lyrics will consist largely of belches and stomach noises. Huh, what, oh yeah, burrrrrp, hey waitress, pooooooot, gimme a rack of Macs, Oh Yeah.
The explosion during the guitar solo will be Sam doing his best Mr. Creosote impression and I'm the One will be the closing credits (yes with Roth, whadya think)

[GAR]

My favorite Van Hagar tunes include the following:

[loss of fools]

Originally posted by GAR
My favorite Van Hagar tunes include the following:

lol what not even dreams.........

[Nitro Express]

No, "Love Comes Walking In"? Shit people, Hagar even said alliens helped him write that song.

[GAR]

I think an Alien came on his backside, and 9 weeks later he gave a live turdbirth of a Third Encounter Turd Gurgler.

Agent Skully told me so.

[UNCLAX72]

thats gross but funny

[Antonella]

"When Love Comes Walking In.." ??? Hmmmm Never heard of it....is that in reference to Mikey?????

:p

[Matt White]

THE PEOPLES M.C. will return to smite all Spamin' Trolls!!!

[Matt White]

Sausage gravy?!?

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Hagar's about as usuful as pajama's on a honeymoon!