New York Driver Nabbed While Watching Porn Movie

[Sarge]

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New York Driver Nabbed While Watching Porn Movie
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ALBANY, N.Y. (Reuters) - Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it's illegal to drive while watching porn.



Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light.


Police spokesman Pete Frizoni said detectives pulled Gainey over when they saw the movie playing on screens embedded in the car's headrests. When they confronted him, they saw another screen in the passenger-side visor was facing Gainey, allowing him to watch the movie while driving.


The case is thought to be the first of its kind in New York, said Joe Pichi, a spokesman for the for the state's Department of Motor Vehicles.


"Our biggest problem is illegal cell phone use while driving," Pichi said. "Drivers should be driving."


Gainey was charged with a public display of offensive material, driving with a suspended license and driving while watching a television. He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.


He is scheduled to appear in court on March 17.

[thebuldawg]

Originally posted by Sarge
He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.

WTF? Was he trying to find out how many charges he could get against him?

[alexpgrimes]

Now what's shocking is that the guy isn't a towel head.

[Sweet Irony]

He was probably driving better than most drivers out there! Man, Im telling you, most "licensed" drivers shouldnt be on the road!!!!!! OK, maybe not most.....but MANY!!

[NE169]

Guess it's OK to drive with your pants around your ankles!

[thebuldawg]

Originally posted by Sweet Irony
He was probably driving better than most drivers out there! Man, Im telling you, most "licensed" drivers shouldnt be on the road!!!!!! OK, maybe not most.....but MANY!!

Ever play Grand Theft Auto? One of my favorite things to do is to blow people and their cars up for pissing me off. The great thing is, if I become wanted, I just steal a car (preferably from someone who pisses me off) and get it painted and the cops forget about Me.

Ahhh, if only real life were so easy, people would probably drive better then. Especially if I could get my hands on a tank.

[thebuldawg]

Now this is what I'm talkin' about!

[Viking]

YEAH! TANK WARS! KILLER SHIT! I gotta find a crack or a key for it, though.

[Ally_Kat]

nothing will ever beat running over pedestrians in the bus.

I love that game.

[thebuldawg]

LOL! I love to run over the guy that wears the flowery blue and white shirt, he reminds me of Sammy Hagar.


And if you're talking about GTA3, Viking, just use the code to get a tank:

Circle, Circle, Circle, Circle, Circle, Circle, R1, L2, L1, Triangle, Circle, Triangle

Then start shooting the shit out of everything, once your wanted level gets to six stars you'll have tanks galore! Just be sure not to get pulled out of your tank by a cop.