DO NOT make me a Mod

[GAR]

I do not wanna be a Mod. Don't do that to me. I hated being a mod at the other Joint, and I am gonna hate it worser here.

YOU ALL will suffer. You are gonna pay, and pay dearly

[GAR]

The very idea you people would ask me to do anything around here other than:

- eat your food
- drink your shitty BACKWASH TASTING Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
- rough up yer old ladies, neighbors' ladies or mothers
- leave a greasy tub ring in the bath
- pinching your sister's cat till it cries and runs away, hissing and scratching

SHOWS how inattentive you folks are here. YOU people got attention-defectitt or something, thinking I could participate in a New Modship and I ain't falling for it.

I got enough responsibility, I have a business - though crushing aluminum cans is not a BIG BUSINESS it is still my J O B unlike some of you who seem to flitter and totter, throughout the day "laa-laah, I'm on the IntwoNutts and posting SHEEP persecutions for the Sammy clones - hardy har harr" NO!

Fucking NO NONONONONONO to that.. I ain't gonna bust balls here! That job SUCKS and I hate even thinking about it. It takes away from me thinking about more important matters like imagining world pieces, pizza, and piece of ass. Thing that begin with the LETTER "P" just like PAYCHECK WHICH NONE OF YOU SAID-RAT BASTERTS are gonna gimme for Modding this place into the ground, right?

[GAR]

LOOK at this shit:

14 pages of SHIT! Quit begging ME to mod, as it is not going to happen. LOVE you all people, just saying nope to Public Servitude of it all.

[GAR]

15 pages.

I'm eClipping this eTURD™ effective PRONTOMATELY.

[GAR]

SHIT is it like that then?

Where'd it all go - I musta been made a Mod.

[GAR]

Someones gonna pay.

[GAR]

guhhLEEguhhLEEguhhLEE~!!

"You have an IncomingCALL:

From (announcing) "GAR"
Message Sent: Today, At, Eight, O'clock..

"Duh, YEAH Hey Sarge. I didn't wanna be a FUCKING MOD what part of that doggs' eggs eggshell did you not underCRACK!

:: click ::

DeMOD me.. Whoever fucking MODDED me in the frost place, undo doing that.

[GAR]

in my inner-child's mind's eye: i am looking out thru a broken window for more shit to break i AM SO EVER-FUCKING DISHITPOINTED

[GAR]

Hey, I like you kids, but you are ALL MESSING WITH DISASTER INCORPORATED.

Ever shop at Disaster Inc.?
Well, huhuhuhh, guess what Boys and Girls.. you are now.

If I'm not demodded in the next 30 days, I'm going to twist all these Non-DLR shit threads into a Twizzler, just one big juicy morsel for what to feed Katydog, shove one end thru her carcinogenic and MilkBONE Tartar Controlled™ fragranced Popehole, and pull it out the other end JUST ONE LONG STRINGY, SINEWED AND CORNWORMED HELLHOLE OF A FUCKING THREAD LONGER THAN THE DNA STRING CONTAINING THE INFORMATION ON BIRTH OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM is that what you want, just one bowl of infant pudding?

Try me. See if I don't make good on that, I'm more bankable than Kobe BrainAINT n'stuff on that cuz I can do that to this place and then nobody's gonna be able to read this eJoint any more than a Katydid thread - and we all know how to read that right?

NOT!

[GAR]

Originally posted by GAR
Hey, I like you kids, but you are ALL MESSING WITH DISASTER INCORPORATED.

Ever shop at Disaster Inc.?
Well, huhuhuhh, guess what Boys and Girls.. you are now.

If I'm not demodded in the next 30 days, I'm going to twist all these Non-DLR shit threads into a Twizzler, just one big juicy morsel for what to feed Katydog, shove one end thru her carcinogenic and MilkBONE Tartar Controlled™ fragranced Popehole, and pull it out the other end JUST ONE LONG STRINGY, SINEWED AND CORNWORMED HELLHOLE OF A FUCKING THREAD LONGER THAN THE DNA STRING CONTAINING THE INFORMATION ON BIRTH OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM is that what you want, just one bowl of infant pudding?

Try me. See if I don't make good on that, I'm more bankable than Kobe BrainAINT n'stuff on that cuz I can do that to this place and then nobody's gonna be able to read this eJoint any more than a Katydid thread - and we all know how to read that right?

NOT!

hey that's not bad, what he said HERE HERE

[GAR]

WTF are you: Arguing with me?

[GAR]

uh, no.

Shit, you're like, really serious on this n'stuff, huh?

[GAR]

You WANT a piece of this - you need something?

Looking for something :: grabs pool cue ::

[GAR]

GEEZ lighten up - I said "no".

No. Hey. No..

[GAR]

He's nuts -

Do what he says! That guy is an IDIOT.. make someone else a mod!