So...Who Wants to Mod The Locker Room?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
I guess I just debate too many politics to be a good mod in here, eh?

I don't agree with a lot of your politics but that doesn't mean you wouldn't be a great mod. (LOL...you should be the Photoshop mod.)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Warham
I guess I just debate too many politics to be a good mod in here, eh?

Ditto for me.

[vanzilla]

All right - since this thread is sinking - I figured "What the hell?"

Since no one has formally thrown their hat in the ring for the mod job, I'd like to state for the record - I'm interested.

- BUT WAIT VAN YOU'RE JUST A SNIPER...YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO GET MOD STATUS...

Well, you're right. I haven't been posting here too long. But in the past few months that I've hung around this dump I've met some very cool people. Rikk, Mezro, Ima, Academic Punk, Max, AL, Carmine, NorthernGirl, and everyone else I've had some clever conversation with - thank you for some truly good times. I hope to bond with many more Army members in the future.

- WHAT MAKES YOU QUALIFIED FOR THE LOCKER ROOM MOD VAN?

When I'm not in here debating on the status of a Dave Reunion, or is Ed Banging Gary? - I produce sports for a local TV affiliate in Nashville. In my 8 years there I've covered a Super Bowl; NFL and NHL Playoffs; Nextel Cup, Busch, and IRL Races; several college football bowls including the 1999 Fiesta Bowl where Tennessee won the National Championship. I also produce the coach's show for the Tennessee Titans as well as a 30 minute weekly sports program, a 30 minute high school football program, and some of the daily sportscasts. During my time at the station I've won 8 Local Emmys, an SPJ Award, and 2 AP Awards.

I don't want to sound like Joe Thunder on this thread, but I want to get the point across that I have the moxy to talk sports.

-WHAT CAN YOU BRING TO THE TABLE AS MOD VAN?

Other than a healthy appetite for sports and an incredibly low IQ - I hope to carry over some cool inside scoops that I sometimes get at the station. I also think it'd be cool to interview some pro athletes for this site. You'd be surprised at how much VH I hear in locker rooms. I have a good relationship with several players here in Nashvegas and could probaly talk a few into doing interviews for The Army.

-WHAT IF YOU'RE JUST BULLSHITTING US VAN YOU COCKSUCKER?

Please. The only website I lie on is the IRS's. If I were bullshitting and got the mod spot, it'd be pretty obvious after a few days that I bullshitted well enough to get it. So why bother. If you want any other info you can PM me.


-ANYTHING ELSE VAN OR ARE YOU DONE STROKING YOURSELF?

That pretty much covers it. I hope I didn't come off like an ego maniac. This site doesn't need another Joe Thunder. I just wanted to state my case for mod status. I've never been good at campaigning.

I've heard redblkwht, Warham, EVH fanatic are all in consideration for the spot. They are all very cool guys who would do a great job and probably deserve it more than I because they've been around longer. With that said, I'd still like to be in the running. AL and Va do a great job here and I think I'd be a good fit.

Even if I don't get it, I won't take it personally because this is a great site and I've met some funny dudes here. Plus, I've discovered the powers of the great ALAN THE PANTHER.

Thanks for your time and support.

God I feel like a total ass kisser. I'll never go into politics. Let the bashing begin.

[academic punk]

Again, LOU is my nomination. He knows lots about sports, AND he knows quality .mp3 when he hears it!


is this joke getting old yet? For anyone? Just say so if it is...

[vanzilla]

Did I mention I lost my virginity when I was 16?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Again, LOU is my nomination. He knows lots about sports, AND he knows quality .mp3 when he hears it!


is this joke getting old yet? For anyone? Just say so if it is...

Yes, Punk.

The joke is old and wasn't even funny the first time. Shut the fuck up already or I'm going to kick your bitch ass. OKAY???

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I don't know why this thread is continuing...

Trust me, I'm not on any type of power trip, mind you, nor do I really give a fuck one way or another....

But Poj and I have both said that two Mods in this forum are PLENTY...

If it wasn't for the Joe Louis wannabe in Butler, PA, I'd say I close 5 threads a YEAR.....

But, hey, do what you wanna do....

[academic punk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Yes, Punk.

The joke is old and wasn't even funny the first time. Shut the fuck up already or I'm going to kick your bitch ass. OKAY???

Uh, excuse me, who the fuck are you? You wanna start shit? Bring it on!!! I will fuck you up!!!! Got it??

[redblkwht]

HUH?
dude your quoting yourself..

[academic punk]

Originally posted by redblkwht
HUH?
dude your quoting yourself..

Eh. I was bored.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Eh. I was bored.

You were bored??? well, I'll make sure you never fucking feel bored again!!! I will bring into such a world of fucking pain it is not to be believed!!! Fuckin' prick. Take your limp dick and get the fuck out of here.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
You were bored??? well, I'll make sure you never fucking feel bored again!!! I will bring into such a world of fucking pain it is not to be believed!!! Fuckin' prick. Take your limp dick and get the fuck out of here.

Please try and stay on topic, or I'll have Jesterskank ban you

[academic punk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by academic punk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shut up.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by academic punk
shut up.

No, you shut up.