Hahahahahaha....Rev. Jerry Falwell in critical condition

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21888

    Hahahahahaha....Rev. Jerry Falwell in critical condition

    Second bout of pneumonia in five weeks
    Tuesday, March 29, 2005 Posted: 3:19 PM EST (2019 GMT)

    Jerry Falwell attends a basketball game on Saturday.

    LYNCHBURG, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell was hospitalized in critical condition Tuesday, battling his second case of viral pneumonia in just five weeks, hospital and church officials said.

    Falwell, 71, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital shortly before midnight Monday suffering from "respiratory arrest," the hospital said in a statement.

    He was put on a ventilator and stabilized but remained in critical condition, the hospital said.

    "He's resting comfortably and in stable condition," said Ron Godwin, Falwell's executive assistant. "It's a recurrence of the viral pneumonia."

    Falwell is the founder of the Moral Majority and chancellor of Liberty University, which he also founded.

    It was Falwell's second admission this year to Lynchburg General Hospital. He was treated for pneumonia for 13 days in late February and early March. For a time, he was on a ventilator.

    In a recent interview with The Associated Press, Falwell said he was feeling much better, but still recovering from his hospital stay.

    Falwell had been in the pulpit Easter Sunday at Thomas Road Baptist Church and appeared in good health, said the Rev. Dave Randlett, a senior associate pastor.

    "He always looks `up' so you wouldn't know if he wasn't" feeling well, Randlett said. "He was very optimistic."

    An avid sports fan, Falwell made the trip to Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Saturday for the third round of the NCAA women's basketball tournament.

    Liberty University's team ended its postseason run in a 90-48 loss to top-seeded Louisiana State.

    He also had been in the crowd on March 22 when the Liberty women beat DePaul 88-79 in the second round in College Park, Maryland.
  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49205

    #2
    Are they going to pull out his feeding tube yet?

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    • Jesterstar
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2944

      #3
      Your both part of the culture of death.
      Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49205

        #4
        Originally posted by Jesterstar
        Your both part of the culture of death.
        Death is fun!

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        • Satan
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6664

          #5
          I've been waiting a long time for this. COME ON DOWN JERRY!!
          Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

          Originally posted by Sockfucker
          I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21888

            #6
            Hey Satan, lemme put my boot upside his ass on the way down will ya?

            How about taking some digital video of him getting fucked in the ass by a cave troll and then posting it here?

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              I wonder if Larry Flint sent some flowers and a card to the hospital?
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35197

                #8
                Finally a bit of good news...

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                • steve
                  Sniper
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 841

                  #9
                  Crank up a little song #7 off Diver Down and grab me a bite to drink.

                  Song to be played at Fallwell's wake
                  Last edited by steve; 03-31-2005, 11:23 AM.

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49205

                    #10
                    PULL THE FUCKING FEEDING TUBE! Or insert one with carbon monoxide!

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                    • Figs
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2942

                      #11
                      i don't normally have a problem with people who are relegeious (© Jesterstar 2005), but Falwell is an extremist fuck.

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                      • Satan
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6664

                        #12
                        We're a little sad here in Hell that Rev. Falwell seems to be recovering and we won't get to see him down here right away

                        But that gives us more time to prepare a proper welcome for old Jerry. Remember when he did this......


                        Apparently in the course of Jerry's hostile takeover of the PTL network (when Jim & Tammy were in hot water) he made a bet with somebody under the condition that if he lost the bet, he would go down the waterslide at PTL's Christian amusement park fully dressed in a suit. As the picture shows, it was one time in history the good reverend kept his word.

                        I'm thinking of recreating that scene in hot lava when he gets here
                        Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                        Originally posted by Sockfucker
                        I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21888

                          #13
                          RIGHT ON DUDE!!!!

                          Remember the old saying: BURN BABY BURN!!!

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                          • steve
                            Sniper
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 841

                            #14
                            Please click on the link. Pretty please?

                            Originally posted by steve
                            Crank up a little song #7 off Diver Down and grab me a bite to drink.

                            Song to be played at Fallwell's wake

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                            • Satan
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6664

                              #15
                              Link's not working here in Hell
                              Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                              Originally posted by Sockfucker
                              I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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