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    Eddie Van Halen is a wonderful singer, LET HIM FRONT VAN HALEN!

    Oh yeah!

    That songs sucks major donkey dicks!!!!

    I can't wait for his next oddessey into the world of lead singers!!!

    Singin' like motherfuckin C 3 P O with his fucking ELECTRONIC VOICEBOX.... WHILE HE SMOKES A CIGARETTE THROUGH HIS FUCKING NECK!!!!



    But he's too busy right now...

    He's got a new movie coming out soon...

    Playin' Mr Furley in a three's company remake!!!
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    Re: Eddie Van Halen is a wonderful singer, LET HIM FRONT VAN HALEN!

    Originally posted by WARF


    But he's too busy right now...

    He's got a new movie coming out soon...

    Playin' Mr Furley in a three's company remake!!!
    Is Mike playing Larry?
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    Re: Re: Eddie Van Halen is a wonderful singer, LET HIM FRONT VAN HALEN!

    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Is Mike playing Larry?
    No, but there are rumors circulating, that they will be serving cabo wabo at the reagle beagle...

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    Now that we're on it, Gary Cherone would make a good Jack Tripper, they're both about as equally coordinated. Gary proved it on stage for the VH3 tour.

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    And featuring Sammy Hagar as Chrissy!

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    Come and knock on our door
    (Come and knock on our door)
    We've been waiting for you
    (We've been waiting for you)
    Where the kisses are his and his and his (and his)
    Van's company too!
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    Fuck Chrissy!

    Sammy looks more like ROPERS WIFE!!!!

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    Oh my God, you're fucking right.

    JEEEEEEZUSSSSS!!!!!

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    Yeah did you see the new Alex and Sammy pics from Van Halen.com?

    They look so fucking old


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    Originally posted by WARF
    Yeah did you see the new Alex and Sammy pics from Van Halen.com?

    They look so fucking old


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    Damn, Ed looks pissed!
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    Originally posted by WARF
    Oh yeah!

    That songs sucks major donkey dicks!!!!

    I can't wait for his next oddessey into the world of lead singers!!!

    Singin' like motherfuckin C 3 P O with his fucking ELECTRONIC VOICEBOX.... WHILE HE SMOKES A CIGARETTE THROUGH HIS FUCKING NECK!!!!



    But he's too busy right now...

    He's got a new movie coming out soon...

    Playin' Mr Furley in a three's company remake!!!
    I can't play that fuckin' song anymore....

    All the dogs in my neighborhood go apeshit and come running to my house when Gary tries to harmonize with Eddie.

    Harmonizing with EVH lead singing is like trying to find a rhyme for the word "orange."

    Let's submit "How Many Say I" to Simon Cowell and let him rate it...
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    Originally posted by WARF
    Oh yeah!

    That songs sucks major donkey dicks!!!!

    I can't wait for his next oddessey into the world of lead singers!!!

    Singin' like motherfuckin C 3 P O with his fucking ELECTRONIC VOICEBOX.... WHILE HE SMOKES A CIGARETTE THROUGH HIS FUCKING NECK!!!!



    But he's too busy right now...

    He's got a new movie coming out soon...

    Playin' Mr Furley in a three's company remake!!!
    LOL!! Ya sick bastard.
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    there has been a live-video of "how many say I" somewhere on the net...does anybody know where to find it? that was some kind of document...

    a dave quote comes to my mind when he was on the stern show..."do you want me to sit here and salute the sinking of the titanic"

    so true...
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    They had the stones to make a video of that? Holy sheeeeiiiiit!

    Don't know where the video is...but here's the lyrics...with some additional comments thrown in for good measure

    Are you ever so silent, when she wanted to talk?
    When it comes to this song Ed, we wish YOU were silent.
    Or couldn't keep quiet, when she needed a hug
    See above
    Come on too strong, when a little's too much
    Stronger than the bottle of Mad Dog wrapped in a brown bag at your feet when you sang this song?
    How many, how many, say I
    Once was enough, really.
    Go on and say yes, and really mean no
    Like you did, when you took Shammy back for the 2004 tour?
    Would you rather guess, when you just don't know
    Epitomizes your career decisions for the last 10 years
    And then say I love you, but aren't willing to show
    Ummmm, hello, Dave?
    How many, how many, say I
    How many, how many, say I

    How many say I, how many say I
    How many say I, how many say I

    Say live and let live, so quick to judge
    While Sammy and Mike are off packing fudge...
    Slow to forgive, when you're holding a grudge
    You wouldn't know anything about that, would you Ed?
    Don't always believe, all you need is love
    But believe that all you REALLY need is your Heiney!
    How many, how many, say I
    How many, how many, say I
    How many, how many, say I

    How many say I, how many say I
    How many say I, how many say I
    How many say I, how many say I
    How many say I, how many say I

    (String Solo)

    Have you ever looked down when the homeless walked by?
    Sadly yes. And I saw a pair of red, white, and black striped Chuck Taylor's shuffle by...
    Or changed the channel when you saw a hungry child?
    Like you haven't?
    Know something to be true, then deny it
    Like you, and the fact that DLR is the ONLY frontman that can do VH justice?
    How many, how many, say I
    How many, how many, say I
    How many, how many, say I

    How many say I, how many say I
    How many say I, how many say I
    How many say I, how many say I
    How many say I, how many say I

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    lol...true...

    that song seems to be written by some russian 15 year old john-lennon-meets-bono wannabe after three english lessons with a dictionary

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    Sadly, with hindsight as our guide and knowing how his marriage played out, it now comes across as if it were a last ditch effort to save the situation.

    I guess he thought that Val might cream her jeans like she did in the early 80's if he flung a bunch of sappy lyrics together with some uninspired melody.

    Truly a "jump the shark" moment if there ever was one.

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    Based on everyones comments, I have never listened to this song.
    Im worried it will destroy any miniscule amount of respect I had
    left for the dude. (And thats even less than the size of Sammy's
    micro pee pee)
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    Originally posted by WARF


    Singin' like motherfuckin C 3 P O with his fucking ELECTRONIC VOICEBOX.... WHILE HE SMOKES A CIGARETTE THROUGH HIS FUCKING NECK!!!!


    LMFAO!!! My new favorite quote...........
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    Eddie Honest

    At least Eddie was honestly when he sing this song. At first I couldn't get use to Eddie's voice, but listen to it for awhile. It'll grow on you. The song is deep and it must be personally to the Eddie. He may not have lead singer's voice but you feel the emotion when he sing the lyrics. Like the entire 3 album, this will grown onto you. This song is very sentimental.


    Oh, You Ate One Too?!?\m/\m/!!!
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    Originally posted by Tom Vu
    At first I couldn't get use to Eddie's voice, but listen to it for awhile. It'll grow on you. Like the entire 3 album, this will grown onto you.


    Like a cancerous lesion....or sebacious cyst....or puss-filled boil

    *insert your own disgusting growth here*
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    As horrible as How many say I is i always thought that Eddie sounded a little like Roger Waters on that tune. Has anyone else ever noticed that.

    I think had Roger Waters put that out people would say wow what a great tune but because it is so far removed from what is considered usual VH sound ( roth and hagar eras combined) we look at it in a negative way. i know i do
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    Eddie sounds like Roger Waters coming out of my ass. I didn't hate 3 - it of course didn't match up to CVH at all, but IMO it was better than some of the crap they put out with Hagar.

    How Many Say I however was Ed's way of flexing his muscles and showing people that he's the leader of the club. Do you think that crap would've ever been released if Dave was in the mix?

    If Eddie wants to put out a solo album and wack off to material of that ilk then by all means let him do it. How Many Say I has NO place on a VH record.

    The name of that song should've been:

    "How Many Say I LOST MY FUCKING EDGE A LONG TIME AGO".
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    Re: Eddie Honest

    Originally posted by Tom Vu
    At least Eddie was honestly when he sing this song. At first I couldn't get use to Eddie's voice, but listen to it for awhile. It'll grow on you. The song is deep and it must be personally to the Eddie. He may not have lead singer's voice but you feel the emotion when he sing the lyrics. Like the entire 3 album, this will grown onto you. This song is very sentimental.


    Oh, You Ate One Too?!?\m/\m/!!!
    "Grown' onto you?" You mean like one of Gary's yeast infections or SAMMY's persistant jockage?
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    Never even heard VH3 so I can only imagine how bad it is.

    Ed isn't the only guitar hero who thinks he can sing; I think
    Eric Johnson and Joe Satriani are very weak in that department too.
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    You should all listen to Yngwie's attempts at vocalization on the "Genesis" album and his vocal rendition of "Manic Depression" on "Inspiration"...words cannot describe...ABBA he's not...

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    I guess it's an ego thing, these guys get so much praise for their playing they figure 'hey how difficult can it be to sing?'

    Big mistake. There's probably only a few guitar virtuosos that can sing well and play at the same time.

    Hendrix would be top of my list.

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    The really funny thing? I can't count the number of FOOLS that said "Hey - Eddie sang lead on 'How Many Say I' and it was great! Why doesn't EDDIE sing lead for Van Halen???" back in 1999 on all the boards...

    Idiocy is one fashion that sadly never goes out of style.

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    What's funnier is that if you asked him, Ed would probably admit that he sucks badly at being a lead singer.

    He used to be lead singer in the early days but knew he was pretty crap which is why they got themselves a proper front man.

    Shame they never really appreciated him.

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    HEY I HELD RAGING BONERS OUT TO THE SCREEN IN FRONT OF THOSE TV IMAGES OF MRS ROPER

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    Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
    HEY I HELD RAGING BONERS OUT TO THE SCREEN IN FRONT OF THOSE TV IMAGES OF MRS ROPER

    FUCK OFF,
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    YOU IS FUCKING WITH MY ADOLESCANTS MEMMORIES: TELL ME YOU DIDNT WHACK IT TO MRS ROPERS MUMUU
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