Eddie Van Halen is a wonderful singer, LET HIM FRONT VAN HALEN!

[WARF]

Oh yeah!

That songs sucks major donkey dicks!!!!

I can't wait for his next oddessey into the world of lead singers!!!

Singin' like motherfuckin C 3 P O with his fucking ELECTRONIC VOICEBOX.... WHILE HE SMOKES A CIGARETTE THROUGH HIS FUCKING NECK!!!!



But he's too busy right now...

He's got a new movie coming out soon...

Playin' Mr Furley in a three's company remake!!!

[bueno bob]

Re: Eddie Van Halen is a wonderful singer, LET HIM FRONT VAN HALEN!

Originally posted by WARF


But he's too busy right now...

He's got a new movie coming out soon...

Playin' Mr Furley in a three's company remake!!!

Is Mike playing Larry?

[WARF]

Re: Re: Eddie Van Halen is a wonderful singer, LET HIM FRONT VAN HALEN!

Originally posted by bueno bob
Is Mike playing Larry?

No, but there are rumors circulating, that they will be serving cabo wabo at the reagle beagle...

[bueno bob]

Now that we're on it, Gary Cherone would make a good Jack Tripper, they're both about as equally coordinated. Gary proved it on stage for the VH3 tour.

[bueno bob]

And featuring Sammy Hagar as Chrissy!

[bueno bob]

Come and knock on our door
(Come and knock on our door)
We've been waiting for you
(We've been waiting for you)
Where the kisses are his and his and his (and his)
Van's company too!

[WARF]

Fuck Chrissy!

Sammy looks more like ROPERS WIFE!!!!

[bueno bob]

Oh my God, you're fucking right.

JEEEEEEZUSSSSS!!!!!

[WARF]

Yeah did you see the new Alex and Sammy pics from Van Halen.com?

They look so fucking old


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[rustoffa]

Originally posted by WARF
Yeah did you see the new Alex and Sammy pics from Van Halen.com?

They look so fucking old


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Damn, Ed looks pissed!

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by WARF
Oh yeah!

That songs sucks major donkey dicks!!!!

I can't wait for his next oddessey into the world of lead singers!!!

Singin' like motherfuckin C 3 P O with his fucking ELECTRONIC VOICEBOX.... WHILE HE SMOKES A CIGARETTE THROUGH HIS FUCKING NECK!!!!



But he's too busy right now...

He's got a new movie coming out soon...

Playin' Mr Furley in a three's company remake!!!

I can't play that fuckin' song anymore....

All the dogs in my neighborhood go apeshit and come running to my house when Gary tries to harmonize with Eddie.

Harmonizing with EVH lead singing is like trying to find a rhyme for the word "orange."

Let's submit "How Many Say I" to Simon Cowell and let him rate it...

[TOM_5150]

Originally posted by WARF
Oh yeah!

That songs sucks major donkey dicks!!!!

I can't wait for his next oddessey into the world of lead singers!!!

Singin' like motherfuckin C 3 P O with his fucking ELECTRONIC VOICEBOX.... WHILE HE SMOKES A CIGARETTE THROUGH HIS FUCKING NECK!!!!



But he's too busy right now...

He's got a new movie coming out soon...

Playin' Mr Furley in a three's company remake!!!

LOL!! Ya sick bastard.

[DavidLeeNatra]

there has been a live-video of "how many say I" somewhere on the net...does anybody know where to find it? that was some kind of document...

a dave quote comes to my mind when he was on the stern show..."do you want me to sit here and salute the sinking of the titanic"

so true...

[fryingdutchman]

They had the stones to make a video of that? Holy sheeeeiiiiit!

Don't know where the video is...but here's the lyrics...with some additional comments thrown in for good measure

Are you ever so silent, when she wanted to talk?
When it comes to this song Ed, we wish YOU were silent.
Or couldn't keep quiet, when she needed a hug
See above
Come on too strong, when a little's too much
Stronger than the bottle of Mad Dog wrapped in a brown bag at your feet when you sang this song?
How many, how many, say I
Once was enough, really.
Go on and say yes, and really mean no
Like you did, when you took Shammy back for the 2004 tour?
Would you rather guess, when you just don't know
Epitomizes your career decisions for the last 10 years
And then say I love you, but aren't willing to show
Ummmm, hello, Dave?
How many, how many, say I
How many, how many, say I

How many say I, how many say I
How many say I, how many say I

Say live and let live, so quick to judge
While Sammy and Mike are off packing fudge...
Slow to forgive, when you're holding a grudge
You wouldn't know anything about that, would you Ed?
Don't always believe, all you need is love
But believe that all you REALLY need is your Heiney!
How many, how many, say I
How many, how many, say I
How many, how many, say I

How many say I, how many say I
How many say I, how many say I
How many say I, how many say I
How many say I, how many say I

(String Solo)

Have you ever looked down when the homeless walked by?
Sadly yes. And I saw a pair of red, white, and black striped Chuck Taylor's shuffle by...
Or changed the channel when you saw a hungry child?
Like you haven't?
Know something to be true, then deny it
Like you, and the fact that DLR is the ONLY frontman that can do VH justice?
How many, how many, say I
How many, how many, say I
How many, how many, say I

How many say I, how many say I
How many say I, how many say I
How many say I, how many say I
How many say I, how many say I

[DavidLeeNatra]

lol...true...

that song seems to be written by some russian 15 year old john-lennon-meets-bono wannabe after three english lessons with a dictionary