Famous Misheard Lyrics

[Panamark]

Theres a stack of these around,

How about Jimi Hendrix,

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

(Excuse me while I kiss the Sky)

The GoGo's

Alex the Seal

(Our Lips our Sealed)

Ozzy (Paranoid)

I think you should end your life
(I think you should enjoy life)


Im sure theres more...

[FORD]

Originally posted by Panamark


Ozzy (Paranoid)

I think you should end your life
(I think you should enjoy life)

Now that one is really silly, considering the next line in the song is:

I wish I could, but it's too late

Now here's a great example .....

The real lyrics were:
I heard the news baby
All about your disease

But I misheard them as:
I'm on the loose baby
Like a warm stack o' cheese

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
I was at a Van Halen concert in 1995 when Sammy
and the band started playing that song. My
friend and I started to sing along, and I sang
the wrong lyrics. My friend burst out laughing
and everyone around us started to laugh hysterically.

Since it was Hagar, he probably DID really sing "like a warm stack of cheese"!!

Here's another...

The real lyrics were:
Might as well JUMP

But I misheard them as:
Maxwell jump

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
Actually, my STUPID ex-wife heard it that way and wanted to know if it was the same Maxwell as in the Beatle's song Maxwell's Silver Hammer. I told her the problem was that Van Halen was meant to be played at MAX VOLUME!

This guy HAS to be a Sammy Sheep!:

The real lyrics were:
Panama

But I misheard them as:
Cannonball

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
Twas my husband again. My sister and I were wondering why that particular song had not been blasted at Noriega in our occupation of Panama and my hubby wondered why they would choose that song. I mentioned that the country's name was in the lyrics. He asked "Where?", so I asked him how he thought it went.

The above examples were taken from www.kissthisguy.com

[Elitest]

I always thought that the song" Car wash"


was " Hog wash"

workin' at the hogwash yeah!

[Mr Badguy]

"You`re bending-I`m mending, I`m getting back together"
From "Troubleshooter" by Judas Priest

No wait a minute, those are the real lyrics.

I just wish I had misheard them.

[Panamark]

Just thought of another,

Creedence Clearwater Revival

"Theres a bathroom on the right"

(Real lyrics, theres a bad moon on the rise)

[Diva Lee Roth]

Atomic Punk -Van Halen

I am a victim of the sinus age...
(real lyrics: I am a victim of the science age..)




Mysterious Ways- U2

You've been living underground
eating from a cat ...
(real lyrics: You'e been living underground
eating from a can)

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Panamark
Just thought of another,

Creedence Clearwater Revival

"Theres a bathroom on the right"

(Real lyrics, theres a bad moon on the rise)

Funny you mention that one, for years when I was younger that exactly what I thought the words were, lol.....

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Full Bug
Funny you mention that one, for years when I was younger that exactly what I thought the words were, lol.....

me too! i would sing them loud and proud, too, until one day i realized they were wrong. Then I stopped singing along in the car.

[Junyore Grades]

Metallica- "Enter Sandman"

Exit light, enter night

I thought it said-

Exit life, end your life

[Junyore Grades]

VH-

"I got no love, no love you call real"

misheard as-

"I got no love, no love in Korea"

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Elitest
I always thought that the song" Car wash"


was " Hog wash"

workin' at the hogwash yeah!

Just a little subliminal thought goin on there Elitest?

[Ally_Kat]

Ya know Blitzkrieg Bop? Well, I thought they were singing "Let's drink pop" *hangs head*

[One Voice]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Ya know Blitzkrieg Bop? Well, I thought they were singing "Let's drink pop" *hangs head*

Not familiar with this one.
Who is the band?

[Ally_Kat]

The Ramones

[alexpgrimes]

I remember when Panama came out there was a girl in school that went around singing enema. Needless to say she wasn't very bright. Great lay though.