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I'd be the girl who could stand on two white horses as they ran around the arena while I am playing Thunderstruck (ACDC) on my Les Paul at the same time.
i would dance for you
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naked
I don't think that would be appropriate for the kids in the audience!
ill wear a clown suit dont worry
Sammy would just be himself.
Come on guys!! I pulled this thread out of my ass, but I thought it could be fun!
Aww ! Nobody cares about my circus thread...accept some dude that wants to dance naked.
How sad!
I would be one of those people that would ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time, sounds like there's much fun to be had with that job.
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Yay! NOw we have a three person circus! Thanks Van Via!
i,d be a ladys bike seat
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
Y'know, after careful consideration, I believe that I'd be the clown that scares the little kids.
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Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Yay! NOw we have a three person circus! Thanks Van Via!
YAY, Glad to see I'm the second best act. Mind you beating a naked dancer and a bike seat isn't hard.
I don't think you need to we've already got a naked dancer to scare themOriginally posted by scottydabodi
Y'know, after careful consideration, I believe that I'd be the clown that scares the little kids.
Thanks guys! We've got a real freak show happenin now! Who's the ringmaster?
Shit, you're right!! YIKES!!Originally posted by David Van Via
I don't think you need to we've already got a naked dancer to scare them
What if it was the bearded lady that rode the bikes? Would you still want the job?Originally posted by tjvhou812
i,d be a ladys bike seat
I would love to but.............. I love this damn unicycle and my new juggling balls are great. Maybe Scotti will do it.Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Thanks guys! We've got a real freak show happenin now! Who's the ringmaster?
Just don't drop the balls! You might scare the children!Originally posted by David Van Via
I would love to but.............. I love this damn unicycle and my new juggling balls are great. Maybe Scotti will do it.
Scottie will be juggler's monkey!
Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Just don't drop the balls! You might scare the children!
Holy shit, a naked dancer, a scary clown and my ........juggling balls, is it possible for a kid to come out of this with his sanity intact?
I don't know. Will just have to hope someone accepts our big top talents!
I've always enjoyed swinging...
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Sure, i'd just buy her a bicOriginally posted by SweetSecrets
What if it was the bearded lady that rode the bikes? Would you still want the job?
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I've always enjoyed swinging...
And we now have a swinger thrown in the mix.
So how much is a ticket into this house of fun and experience.
I don't know....we have to get more people to join the act before we can come up with a price to charge the kiddie's parents!Originally posted by David Van Via
And we now have a swinger thrown in the mix.
So how much is a ticket into this house of fun and experience.
Great, but me more specific....this isn't the Hundred Acre Wood...it;s the big top! heheh!!Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I've always enjoyed swinging...
We still need someone to go through rings of fire, Damn where do we get an elephant from we need one of those to. Damn who knew organising a circus would be so hard!Originally posted by SweetSecrets
I don't know....we have to get more people to join the act before we can come up with a price to charge the kiddie's parents!
I know! I thought it would be an easy task considering what bunch of weirdos we are at the army!Originally posted by David Van Via
We still need someone to go through rings of fire, Damn where do we get an elephant from we need one of those to. Damn who knew organising a circus would be so hard!
Exactly, come on there's more wierdos then just us bunch. HELP the community. PLEASE!Originally posted by SweetSecrets
I know! I thought it would be an easy task considering what bunch of weirdos we are at the army!
Well Via, I think the army is bored with my circus thread. We had fun while it lasted!
I thought it was army material myself, but ya never know!!!
I guess your right. ah well no cirus for us soldiers!Originally posted by SweetSecrets
I thought it was army material myself, but ya never know!!!
I'm sure Panamark will make a comment later. He always helps my shitty threads get going! heheehOriginally posted by David Van Via
I guess your right. ah well no cirus for us soldiers!
I'll tell ya, I thought I'd be the Scary Clown-type, but VanVia's avatar reveals HIM to be the clown!!!
Can I still ride the unicycle? You could slightly modify your make up and have a SITH clown.Originally posted by scottydabodi
I'll tell ya, I thought I'd be the Scary Clown-type, but VanVia's avatar reveals HIM to be the clown!!!
Good idea!!
Originally posted by scottydabodi
Good idea!!
Fuck, my clown may be powerful but can do nothing against the power of the dark side.
what do you call the chick who swings from ropes and scarves?
an aerialist?
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