Crazy From The Heat Manuscript

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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5423

    Crazy From The Heat Manuscript

    Take a trip with Diamond Dave to the Dongo Islands. This is a working copy to the Crazy From The Heat movie that was never made.
    In Dave's own words from "Crazy From The Heat" the autobiography.
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    "The idea for the movie was basically a musical with a very left of center plot. There were a number of rewrites, but the general script for Crazy from the Heat was a story about Dave (and keep in mind all these characters are right out of California Girls).
    Landed a 10 million dollar budget for the movie, and there was to be a couple million-dollar director's fee. It was a huge deal, especially since I was first time everything".
    "The entire album of Eat 'Em and Smile was designed to match up to the scenes for the movie that never came to be because, unbeknownst to us, CBS Pictures was in trouble. If I remember correctly, we were about four weeks away from the start date. We had a cast. We had everything made, all the costumes, et cetera. Every shot was storyboarded.
    But CBS was changing hands, parts of it were being eliminated. The boiled the movie division, decided that they didn't want to be in the business anymore. There were some eight pictures I think that were green lighted and setting up to go, ours being one of them.
    I sued CBS. I went to court, got the director's fee. Never did make the picture-- made semi-efforts at shopping it to a couple of other movie companies, but it was something that was born out of imagination and vision."
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    This script should be taken for what it is, a working copy. Chances are that this would have not been the final script and the storyline would have changed with each rewrite. You can tell by reading this that it is set in the 80's. In Meatballs and Stripes fashion, some of the humor is similar to the comedy's that were appearing at the time. If this movie were made today, obviously it would be dated.
    For those that are interested, the script was 90 pages long and was OCR scanned by me a few years ago. Here it is in it's condensed form, available to view or print on the web.
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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5423

    #2
    to be posted later tonight..
    here is a teaser..


    DAVE
    (indicating the sun-block)
    Hey, New York -- some monster seagull just took a huge shit right in the middle of your face!
    PETE
    No, Dave. This is a special hi- protein avocado-‘n’-quaalude tanning mousse. They only sell it in California.
    Pete’s eye catches something out on the water. He nudges Dave, who looks out at it too.
    EXT. BOSTON WHALER - DAY
    A boatload of gorgeous, half-undressed young women. They are giggling and waving toward shore.
    DAVE AND PETE
    Dave is waving happily.
    DAVE
    (waving them over)
    Oh, girls? Girls...?
    THE WHALER
    The Girls are still smiling and waving.
    NYMPH #1
    (sweetly)
    No, thanks! We’re lesbians!
    They all nod, still smiling. The boat sails on.
    DAVE AND PETE
    They can’t believe what they’ve heard. Their faces drop. Meantime Madame Duguay approaches, wearing high heels and a white gauze dress.
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    • Sarge
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Feb 2003
      • 5423

      #3
      by the way, you must be a forum member to view the manuscript..
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      • Dave's PA Rental
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3755

        #4
        sweet!
        Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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        • Viking
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1774

          #5
          Kewl.....

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          • Sarge
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Feb 2003
            • 5423

            #6


            Here it is
            Last edited by Seshmeister; 11-02-2014, 11:49 AM.
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            • Wayne L.

              #7
              I think the movie executives in Hollywood were out of their minds not to let Dave make his rock movie Crazy From The Heat with great music, hot babes, his flamboyant showmanship & his bad ass attitude on the silver screen since it would have joined other classic rock movies like King Creole with Elvis, A Hard Day's Night with the Beatles & This Is Spinal Tap if it would have been released but no talent Vanilla Ice got to make a movie instead which is insane.

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              • knuckleboner
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Jan 2004
                • 2927

                #8
                is there something i'm doing wrong? it won't let me view it, but i'm fairly certain i'm still logged in.

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                • little johnny
                  Roth Army Recruit
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1

                  #9
                  Im getting the same message

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                  • bighank66
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 45

                    #10
                    Same here...
                    Hmmmm
                    "You heard what happened on MTV...people don't react like that when the Bay City Rollers reconvene..." DLR `96

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                    • Sarge
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Feb 2003
                      • 5423

                      #11
                      Opps!
                      I fixed that.
                      Sorry..!
                      Everyone should now have access that is logged in!
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                      • knuckleboner
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2927

                        #12
                        yep, working great now. so fuck you for not doing it right, initially!

                        and thanks so much for making it available to us! awesome!

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                        • vanshipman
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 207

                          #13
                          Friggin awesome!!! I mean the whole script is nothing but one liners, but they are pretty good ones. Its a shame that it didn't make it to film. I always thought that Dave was funny. The guy could have been a stand up comedian. Oh well, that's life.......

                          Peace and love,

                          Vanshipman

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                          • guscharo
                            Roth Army Recruit
                            • May 2004
                            • 1

                            #14
                            somebody who nows the words (lyric) form Easy street, can you sendet to me. guscharo@hotmail.com

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                            • General Hina
                              Sniper
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 881

                              #15
                              That script BLOWS!!
                              Don't kid yourself folks the reason that movie wasn't made is as clear as the scalp on Dave's head.

                              Anyone who thinks that script is funny must be a fan of movies like Ford Fairlane.

                              That movie would have been as successful as Dave's BBQ video.
                              Oh I forgot that was never released either.

                              Over and out dorks,
                              General Hina

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