Will Van Halen reunite with Dave, Dave needs new hair and is Dave Gay ?

[Three Lock Rock]

you wanna see something funny? go see a roth concert and watch how quickly all 50 people that showed up make a run for the door 3 songs into his set! now THATS hysterical!

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[Bill Lumbergh]

I gotta admit, this guy has a point. Sammy's "Not For Sale' album sold a whopping 58 copies, which really showed Dave up. Combine that with the 7 copies sold from the subsequent live album, and you've really gotta tip your bottle of lube to ol' Sam.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
you wanna see something funny? go see a roth concert and watch how quickly all 50 people that showed up make a run for the door 3 songs into his set! now THATS hysterical!

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

Do you really think thats funnier than Sammy's micro pee pee ???

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I gotta admit, this guy has a point. Sammy's "Not For Sale' album sold a whopping 58 copies, which really showed Dave up. Combine that with the 7 copies sold from the subsequent live album, and you've really gotta tip your bottle of lube to ol' Sam.

which is, of course, better than the 3 total copies that david sold of his indie label cover album that he probably had to pay them to get it released.

maybe sam wasn't doing too well at his last stretch, but the VAN HALEN 2004 REUNION certainly cleared all that up, didn't it? guess that shows where the TRUE majority of the fans hearts are at.

OWNED!

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Panamark
Do you really think thats funnier than Sammy's micro pee pee ???

the funniest thing of all in all things van halen related is david still thinking hes got anything to offer to the public!

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yep 5000 fans in 13000 seat arenas is a fucking SMASHING success........especially for a "highly anticipated" reunion tour! By the way, are you wearing panties?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yep 5000 fans in 13000 seat arenas is a fucking SMASHING success........especially for a "highly anticipated" reunion tour! By the way, are you wearing panties?

would it excite you if i told you i was?

there's this one guy that replied to one of my posts, max i think his name is, that i could introduce you to...

OWNED!

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
the funniest thing of all in all things van halen related is david still thinking hes got anything to offer to the public!

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

Dude, stop it already !

I cant keep wasting beer out my nostrils..

Anyone with any musical sense that plays Me Wise Magic then
Up for Breakfast, shouldnt have to be Einstein to figure it all
out. I know you know this. But continue on, its funny !

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yep 5000 fans in 13000 seat arenas is a fucking SMASHING success

there were some turnouts that didnt go that well, but did ANYONE have a great summer 2004 tour? NO! and its because ticket prices are too damn high and the economy is really bad right now, and those were the ONLY reasons. and its still common knowledge that van halen had one of the best summer tours of 2004 out of everybody that was touring, bar none, and all the reviews confirmed it.

you rothtards just have a hard time facing reality. but im sammys soldier, and opening your eyes to the blatant, flagrant truth is my mission! i accepted it gladly and will succeed no matter the cost.

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
would it excite you if i told you i was?

No.

there's this one guy that replied to one of my posts, max i think his name is, that i could introduce you to...

OWNED!

**Yawn**

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

I know who you are, you don't have to sign your name repeatedly. Is that your style?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Panamark
Dude, stop it already !

I cant keep wasting beer out my nostrils..

Anyone with any musical sense that plays Me Wise Magic then
Up for Breakfast, shouldnt have to be Einstein to figure it all
out. I know you know this. But continue on, its funny !

oh, so you like me wise magic?

guess what?

THAT SONG WAS WRITTEN WHILE SAMMY WAS IN THE BAND AND WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BALANCE ALBUM!!!

only thing that was changed was the lyrics, and im pretty convinced sammys were much better considering how well he was writing at the time - just look at feelin' and humans being for proof! he won an award for humans being! how many awards has roth won lately?

NONE!

OWNED!

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
No.



**Yawn**



I know who you are, you don't have to sign your name repeatedly. Is that your style?

i sign my name repeatedly so that you guys dont forget who it was that finally opened your eyes to the fact that roths career is D-E-A-D and sam is still making quality music - for YOU. i sign my name repeatedly so that the obvious attention span deficit that rothtards have wont come in to play.

as a reminder...ITS NOT 1984 ANYMORE! IT WILL NEVER BE 1984 AGAIN! FUCKIN DUH!


three lock rock

[Bill Lumbergh]

It's NOT 1984?! Shit, no wonder I can't find Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom at any theaters!!!! Well, what's this Back to the Future thing I hear is coming soon?!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
i sign my name repeatedly so that you guys dont forget who it was that finally opened your eyes to the fact that roths career is D-E-A-D and sam is still making quality music - for YOU. i sign my name repeatedly so that the obvious attention span deficit that rothtards have wont come in to play.

as a reminder...ITS NOT 1984 ANYMORE! IT WILL NEVER BE 1984 AGAIN! FUCKIN DUH!


three lock rock

Sammy Hagar made quality music? I thought he made it a career to parrot and rip off better acts.

I do have a short attention span regarding your posts though. Maybe it's the boring cliches' you spout.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
oh, so you like me wise magic?

guess what?

THAT SONG WAS WRITTEN WHILE SAMMY WAS IN THE BAND AND WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BALANCE ALBUM!!!

only thing that was changed was the lyrics, and im pretty convinced sammys were much better considering how well he was writing at the time - just look at feelin' and humans being for proof! he won an award for humans being! how many awards has roth won lately?

NONE!

OWNED!

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

You keep on believing that little Sammy !

Does it help to know half of Van Hagar's most successful
album ever was written while Dave was in the studio ???

You really are that little thing Sammy is desperately trying to
find in his pants, arent you !