Will Van Halen reunite with Dave, Dave needs new hair and is Dave Gay ?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Sammy Hagar made quality music? I thought he made it a career to parrot and rip off better acts.

I do have a short attention span regarding your posts though. Maybe it's the boring cliches' you spout.

those 'boring cliches' are just the truths that you rothtards all keep ignoring. do you REALLY think davids coming back? do you have illusions that he HAS NOT done everything he possibly could to burn every single bridge to van halen? do you honestly think that his music as a solo artist will stand the test of time?

even for a minute, do you all SERIOUSLY believe that?

youre in worse condition than i thought, if thats the case. stupidity always seems to be in season in roths fanatasy-land...

three lock rock

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
those 'boring cliches' are just the truths that you rothtards all keep ignoring. do you REALLY think davids coming back? do you have illusions that he HAS NOT done everything he possibly could to burn every single bridge to van halen? do you honestly think that his music as a solo artist will stand the test of time?

even for a minute, do you all SERIOUSLY believe that?

youre in worse condition than i thought, if thats the case. stupidity always seems to be in season in roths fanatasy-land...

three lock rock

I sort of hope he doesn't soil himself with that asshole Alexis and the drunken Eddie. They aren't doing anything now and probably won't ever again. Goodbye Three Hole Input. it's been a "Pleasure...", not need to thank, bitch slap administered for free and without prejudice.

[Three Lock Rock]

Oh, don't worry, i'm sure you'll see david's name in print in the future - in 2030 when trivial pursuits 'rock star edition' game comes out, i'd imagine they'd find some way to include him...somehow he ought to at least get a random question.

defeating that, he's done and everybody with any brains knows it.

three lock rock

[Panamark]

Shouldnt it be "Three Lick Rock ?"

That would make more sense.

Sammy's music is about as deep as an ants anus...

[secrets]

Someone please ban this cunt NOW!

[secrets]

No room for discussion Mark, just ban the cunt.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
you wanna see something funny? go see a roth concert and watch how quickly all 50 people that showed up make a run for the door 3 songs into his set! now THATS hysterical!

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

Yo Fucknuts-

Speaking of well attended shows...why don't you check out the rest of these forums? Somewhere, you'll find a recent picture of one of Sammy's smashingly successful Waborita shows at some little dive bar full of sperm-burping tavern wenches. (Y'know...the kind of place that Great White burns down) If there's 25 people in the whole joint, I'd be amazed.

The aforementioned wenches being Sammy's type of girl, whenever he can't find the right guy for a suck.

Hagar has never been anything but "C" list talent at best, and I'm giving LOTS of latitude there.

Can't drive 55, asshole??? Good....do about 105 straight off a fucking bridge, sheep.

Or....why not just march to Mars where your senseless ramblings might make sense to people on another planet.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
there were some turnouts that didnt go that well, but did ANYONE have a great summer 2004 tour? NO! and its because mullet-headed douch-nozzles like me who work the overnight shift at a bowling alley can't affort ticket prices that are too damn high and the economy is really bad right now, and those were the ONLY reasons. and its still common knowledge that van hagar had one of the best summer tours of 2004 out of everybody that was touring, bar none, and all the reviews from my rimjob buddies in the sheep pen confirmed it.

you rothtards just have a hard time facing reality. but im sammys little leather fuck boy, and opening my eyes to accept Sammys tequila and buffalo wing flavored cum load is my mission! i also accepted Sammy's incredibly undersized cock in my ass gladly and will succeed in taking him all the way up his little walnut sack....no matter the cost.

signed,

three lock rock

sammy 4eva!!
david who?

[Dr. Love]

This is surely an April Fools thread. Certainly no one SERIOUSLY would post that "Up For Breakfast" is a "relevant" song.

[franksters]

HAAAAHHHHH!

the thing is Dave will never have to sing fat spammys crappy love ballad... never never never!!!

but this is your taste in music, you prefer the boring love ballad!!
no problem with that.. some people are different, they enjoy meatloaf, or worst spammys little dick, accompanied by the MCDONALD outfit and colors!

hey it's all good,

would you like a doughnut with that?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by secrets
No room for discussion Mark, just ban the cunt.

I was about to, but he vanished !!

THe Typical slimy little Spammy anus sucker !!!

[Three Lock Rock]

not to fear, i'm back. you trailer trash 6 dead cars in the front yard 13 dogs in the back yard jerry springer rejects need to have somebody to stand up for van halen here, and for all of you great fans, i dont see anybody doing that. tom vu seems to be ok, but other than that you all appear to be obsessed with placing your fear of your heros homosexuality on sammy unfairly and when you cant deal with me you attack my sexuality. fair enough. arguing with fools im used to, ive certainly done it before. not to worry because i'm patient.

three lock rock

[generalroth]

Three lock cock sucks! go back to cabo and wabo some nuts! pussy boy!

[Three Lock Rock]

yawn


three lock rock

[generalroth]

Three lock cock sucks! go back to cabo and wabo some nuts! pussy boy!