Will Van Halen reunite with Dave, Dave needs new hair and is Dave Gay ?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Well I can tell you for a fact in Australia, you only see the Hagar stuff at those second hand CD stores. I can still buy the Roth albums and BOV1 at major record stores.

Who is Sammy Hagar ?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[little nicky]

three inch cocks is a asshole fucker. fuck him.

[ASDF125250]

Still hasn't answered me or Rebel yell. You have no credibility you know that TCR. Rebel Yell made some really good points and tried to have a civil discussion, but he presented the facts and you go hide like the bitch you are. If there is soooo many more Hagar fans, how come Van Hagar hasn't outsold Van Halen yet? If there are more fans, its because you are all poor trailor trash. Like I said, did you get bored staring at the city dump today from that trailor? Back the shit you talk with facts you ass clown. Or, you can accept the fact that Ronald mcHagar is a shitty singer, Van Hagar is nothing better then shitty hair metal, and that David Lee Roth is possibly the greatest front man ever. Accept that CVH is way better then Van Hagar, that DLR solo is better then anything that hagar has ever done, and accept, for us at DLR army, that your a flaming homosexual, so you stop lashing out on the people who can enjoy better music.

[ASDF125250]

That picture of sam in your avatar looks pretty fuckin gay too.

[sh18]

I remeber this guy in high school. God did we have fun with you.

[bueno bob]

This "Three Inch Cock" is a polesmoker. Fuck, we're gonna kill this dude in the Pen...it's almost sad how funny it'll be!

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
This "Three Inch Cock" is a polesmoker. Fuck, we're gonna kill this dude in the Pen...it's almost sad how funny it'll be!

Yes indeed and as a founding father of said Pen, I wanna be both included and allowed to participate in the induction ceremony.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
Yes indeed and as a founding father of said Pen, I wanna be both included and allowed to participate in the induction ceremony.

You need no invite, Max, you're more than welcome to flame away

[MAX]

Thanks Bob.

Can I have a lightsaber as well?

[bueno bob]

Here you go, my man!

[DeadOrAlive]

Three inch cock has been running away from meeeeee!!

[johnburrows]

Sammy hasn't released relative music since MONTROSE! His solo career was all soft poop radio friendly woman rock. Anything Scam Hagar released with Van Halen was ballad riddled or too close to daddy jock rock. It's called reality check 101. Stop by anytime "Scam Fag Hag Soldier" and I'll serve you up a hot dish of realty.

[Rebel Yell5]

Yeah like I figured. I never really insulted the mental midget a.k.a. TLR. I had enough to back up my arguement. It is funny. Most rock bands will say they have major love for the original classic VH when asked about VH or how they fell about the band. Even the crappy actor Nic Cage knows better. I like Van Halen not Van Hagar. Most people always knew them as a household name with DLR. I can gurantee you most of the world-Europe, Japan, Australia know DLR solo and VH with Dave. I can also tell you it is funny that most people in the general public wanted an original VH reunion. rock radio only really plays Hagar solo. THey don't in Chit town hardly play Van Hagar, Montrose or even DLR solo that much. They do always rock out the CVH though. It is the most memorable music. It is obviously preferred. I have heard the vhlinkers complain of the fact that more CVH is played than VH MAch II. Hey if this tour was so greatly received they would have made it a better known fact that Sammy was the singer. They didn't do that. Van Hagar pulled a KIss and were vague who was in the band and who wasn't. Alot of the radio commercials had Jump, Panama, Unchained, Everybody Wants Some and Runnin' With the Devil. They just kept saying see Van Halen. They never did say that often who was singing. It give the wonder and impression that perhaps DLR was singing, when if fact he wasn't. Kiss did the same when Ace and Peter left. Tommy Thayer wore Ace makeup and Eric SInger wore Peter Criss makeup. I even remember at the UC show on this 04' tour. Sammy Hagar tried a split and spinning back. I don't hear the linkers or you TLR whining about how bad he looked. And believe me he looks worse than present day Dave doing kicks. At least Dave can still do them. I wanted to thank you for making this a humourous battle, TLR. I don't have to call you names to prove my point.

[Antonella]

Im at school now doing work and every once in awhile I begin to lose conciousness...so since its been awhile, i decided to drop in on the army n see whats goin on...u know!! ANywho, to my dismay, this "fagoso" by the name of 3 cock rock or whatever is really startin to aggravate me. Why come to a website thats dedicated to DLR and post numerous threads, outranking the amount of posts by people who actually have taste and enjoy good music (ie: CVH...the only VH in my opinion!!) and talk about how good Sammy is??? Why are u doing this to yourself man??? What meds has the doctor been shoving down your throat?? Anti deprssants?? Disallusionals??? What the fuck is it!!!!! Who in their right mind can possibly even compare Dave to Sammy??? Its like comparing fucking Ted Nugent to Jimi Hendrix?? AGAIN who the fuck is Ted Nugent?? Just like who the fuck is Sammy Hagar???? Some fat fuck hick that continues to beat a dead horse down year after year after year with a drunken slut, a psycho who just won't crowk and a "chimpmunk" (hahaha thats for Franksters) that has his dick so far up sammys ass that the Cabo Wabo shit they drink actually starts to taste good....soo good they actually think that the shit they've been throwing out for the past 10 years(some call it music, i prefer MUSHIAAAAAAT, with Spammy is actually good!!!! Give me a fucking break all you sammy cockmonglers!!! VH w Sammy is music for 50 year old women with sagging titts and emphysema! Listning to VH w Sammy is like coming in close contact with a hippopatumuses ass....music so bad u can smell it!!!! I'm not gonna go on cuz its pointless, but remember, VH w Sammy only had success because VH is the house that ROTH and ONLY ROTH BUILT!!!! Sammy rides off the success of the CVH legacy, and he cant even do that right!!! What a dumb fuck indeed!!!!!!!!! :p

In conclucsion. throw cock shit fuck or whatever his name is in the SHEEPPEN goddamit....

[franksters]

this is a good one ! it sums it up so well, even a morron can get it!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Antonella
Im at school now doing work and every once in awhile I begin to lose conciousness...so since its been awhile, i decided to drop in on the army n see whats goin on...u know!! ANywho, to my dismay, this "fagoso" by the name of 3 cock rock or whatever is really startin to aggravate me. Why come to a website thats dedicated to DLR and post numerous threads, outranking the amount of posts by people who actually have taste and enjoy good music (ie: CVH...the only VH in my opinion!!) and talk about how good Sammy is??? Why are u doing this to yourself man??? What meds has the doctor been shoving down your throat?? Anti deprssants?? Disallusionals??? What the fuck is it!!!!! Who in their right mind can possibly even compare Dave to Sammy??? Its like comparing fucking Ted Nugent to Jimi Hendrix?? AGAIN who the fuck is Ted Nugent?? Just like who the fuck is Sammy Hagar???? Some fat fuck hick that continues to beat a dead horse down year after year after year with a drunken slut, a psycho who just won't crowk and a "chimpmunk" (hahaha thats for Franksters) that has his dick so far up sammys ass that the Cabo Wabo shit they drink actually starts to taste good....soo good they actually think that the shit they've been throwing out for the past 10 years(some call it music, i prefer MUSHIAAAAAAT, with Spammy is actually good!!!! Give me a fucking break all you sammy cockmonglers!!! VH w Sammy is music for 50 year old women with sagging titts and emphysema! Listning to VH w Sammy is like coming in close contact with a hippopatumuses ass....music so bad u can smell it!!!! I'm not gonna go on cuz its pointless, but remember, VH w Sammy only had success because VH is the house that ROTH and ONLY ROTH BUILT!!!! Sammy rides off the success of the CVH legacy, and he cant even do that right!!! What a dumb fuck indeed!!!!!!!!! :p

In conclucsion. throw cock shit fuck or whatever his name is in the SHEEPPEN goddamit....

Im surprised he hasnt been signed up as a mod for the Links ??

He has expert knowledge on all things Sammy.
(That is farken scary, right there !)

[hard rock]

Who cares if he is gay, I didnt change my feelings about Queen. I still like their music and Freddy was a great showman.

I have my suspicions about paul stanely and if he admitted it i still would like kiss

When pete townshend said he was bi, i still like the who.

Gay , bi or straight you cant take away their talent and skill and creativity.

[BenJammin]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
.... myself and sammy blew david off the stage every single night!

three lock rock

So, how did it taste, and why didn't you just blow him onstage? (yes, you said it!)

[Panamark]

Pete Townsend is Bi ??

So does that mean he downloads porno pics of
children of both sex ??

[Panamark]

Who are you ? Who Who Who Who

[diamondclaudio]

THREE LOCK BOX OR COCKS SUCKS.
NO ONE IS LIKE DAVE FOR VAN HALEN
THAT'S ALL

[Panamark]

ROTH FAN FROM URUGUAY ! KEWL !


Thats a first here, I do believe !
Welcome diamondclaudio

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Three Cock Box, the reason why the people on this board didnt give you legitamate arguments when you first shot your stupid mouth off and instead opted to call you a fag is because they have already given those arguments time & time again to other sheep just like yourself. They are no doubt tired of saying the same things over and over again, and since you kept pestering us, you eventually got some valid arguments on why the Roth era is better, and believe me...theres plenty more where that came from.

It's just easier to call you a fag, and fun to see your reaction. So give us you're best, Im pretty sure you'll be taken down everytime.