I've found Carmine Raguzza!!!

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 04:08 PM

He most certainly did! I thought he wasn't going to top himself after finding the pics of "your living room" with the thousands of teddy bears...but this one is really pretty incredible!

(Of course it still doesn't top the time he had his wife live out one of his fantasies of putting on a Bill O'Reilly mask, stripping him naked, tying him up, doing his hair in pigtails, and locking him in the trunk of the car, driving over state lines and dropping him in front of Idaho's most notorious S&M club, and honking the horn and screaming "Hey, boys! FRESH MEAT!!!" and videotaping the whole thing before driving off and leaving him to fend for himself. You gotta give MAX's wife credit...a VERY understanding woman.)

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 05:06 PM

Oh AP,

Dear, oh dear. You're really asking me to put on my best game face. lol. I must admit that you seem to be kicking my ass into the dirt lately. Enjoy it while it lasts holmes.

**Rikk** · 04-05-2005, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Enjoy it while it lasts holmes.

Okay, Watson.:p

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 06:02 PM

What the fuck is this "Watson" garbage? Eh, Sherlock? :p

**Rikk** · 04-05-2005, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by MAX
What the fuck is this "Watson" garbage? Eh, Sherlock? :p

Idiot.:p You said "holmes". So I said "Watson".

You don't call a fellow gangster a "holmboy".

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 06:08 PM

Oops. I better bust out my "banger slang 101" again.

**Rikk** · 04-05-2005, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Oops. I better bust out my "banger slang 101" again.

I know. Ain't you down wid dee ebonics, G-dog?

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 06:16 PM

Shiiiiit, gots to be or I bust a cap in the muthaphukkaz ass.

**Rikk** · 04-05-2005, 06:18 PM

Shiiiiiiiiit, nigga? You's gots tu be fuggin' round 'gen. I's gots two pipes 'nd Taniqua be bringin' da gats 'nd 40s to this-here crib, sucka.

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 06:25 PM

Yooz muthaphukkaz' gots da talent and shit.

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Oh AP,

Dear, oh dear. You're really asking me to put on my best game face. lol. I must admit that you seem to be kicking my ass into the dirt lately. Enjoy it while it lasts holmes.

I really thought it was a very complimentary statement ...

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
I really thought it was a very complimentary statement ...

I'll bet you did since your crowning achievement of last week was sucking a watermelon through a slurpee straw.

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 07:57 PM

Look at the jealous little bitch over in Utah, hmmmm?

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 08:00 PM

Now don't you start bustin' out that New YAAWK attitude on me. :p

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 08:06 PM

(I nearly wrote for that last post "Sorry, but I like fishing for gummi bears up my girl's cookie"...and then I realized that I'd be trying to outwit you with a line that I'd stealing from you! FUCKER!!!!)

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 08:09 PM

LMAO!!!

Admit it, you are beaten!!! It is useless to resist.

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!!

Admit it, you are beaten!!! It is useless to resist.

...shit...I can't even think of a witty comeback here....

come on, brain, think, THINK!!!

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 08:14 PM

Dammit, THINK!!!

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 08:16 PM

...maybe if I take a bubble bath and have a bowl of frosted flakes and hug my collection of teddy bears I'll be able to come up with a zinger...

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 08:17 PM

oh, shit...did I juust type that in my "academic punk" character?? NUTS!!! I got confused and thought I was in Carmine mode!

Now what do I do???

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 08:17 PM

You must have hated that moose.

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 08:20 PM

Don't you hate Perry's wife?

**MAX** · 04-05-2005, 08:22 PM

Her husband has a gun and for all I know someone shot it while she was yelling.

**academic punk** · 04-05-2005, 08:44 PM

A little tart like that could save you a fortune in prostitutes.

**Carmine** · 04-05-2005, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
oh, shit... I got in Carmine mode!

Now what do I do???

Feel the flow Ap...feel the flow.....

In your best Italian accent, say:

1) Faggghhetit.

2) Ovah heeehe.

..work on those...I'll check on ya later.

**academic punk** · 04-06-2005, 02:38 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

This is gonna take some work...but now I'm not sure to get in character if i should rent the first season of the sopranos on DVD and pop a cap in some fuckers ass, or go to a petting zoo and buy a years worth of valentines candies to hand out to everybody I meet...

**aesop** · 04-06-2005, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

This is gonna take some work...but now I'm not sure to get in character if i should rent the first season of the sopranos on DVD and pop a cap in some fuckers ass, or go to a petting zoo and buy a years worth of valentines candies to hand out to everybody I meet...

Watch "Goodfellas". That's a classic Mafioso crash course. Or I can show you some places in Chicago, Cleveland, or Youngstown to hang out in. You know, the best way to learn is by living it...

As the diamond one says... "You're Breathing It"...

**Carmine** · 04-06-2005, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

This is gonna take some work...but now I'm not sure to get in character if i should rent the first season of the sopranos on DVD and pop a cap in some fuckers ass, or go to a petting zoo and buy a years worth of valentines candies to hand out to everybody I meet...

The correct move would be to LURE them in with the candy....then whack em!!

**academic punk** · 04-06-2005, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
The correct move would be to LURE them in with the candy....then whack em!!

oh my...and here MAX and I thought that you were nothing but an overgrown Care Bear...

**Carmine** · 04-06-2005, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
oh my...and here MAX and I thought that you were nothing but an overgrown Care Bear...

The are many, many techniques for dealing with people which, If I could qoute Henry Hill from the movie "Goodfellas"...

"Oh you had a fire?" FUCK YOU, PAY ME!!
"Place got hit by lightning" FUCK YOU, PAY ME!!
"Business is slow" FUCK YOU, PAY ME!!

..."and when you've squeezed every dollar outta the joint, you light a match!!"

**academic punk** · 04-06-2005, 02:54 PM

You know he was busted again on drug trafficking?

**Carmine** · 04-06-2005, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
You know he was busted again on drug trafficking?

Yes, I just finished his new book "gangsters and goodfellas" which was about his life post "Goodfellas"...all I can say is He has never changed his ways one bit!!

**academic punk** · 04-06-2005, 03:00 PM

NO, I mean recently! I actually opedn a thread about it!

**Carmine** · 04-06-2005, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
NO, I mean recently! I actually opedn a thread about it!

I musta missed that.

Once a Goodfella....always a Goodfella!

**Carmine** · 04-06-2005, 09:34 PM

Carmine is currently scarfing a bag of Pistachio nuts,and an Amstel Light!!!!

**Roguesgirl** · 04-06-2005, 09:46 PM

I am scarfing cheese doodles and red wine...lol

**academic punk** · 04-06-2005, 09:54 PM

What a coincidence! MAX is currently wearing a *FABULOUS* pink scarf he got at Nordstroms!!!

**Carmine** · 04-07-2005, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
I am scarfing cheese doodles and red wine...lol

Great combo!

**Carmine** · 04-07-2005, 05:08 PM

here ya go GOATFUCKER...

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