Van Hagar just called "Classic VH"

[Hollywood Jesus]

Got the classic rock station on as background. Then I hear teh DJ say "And now for some classic Van Halen."

Now, this almost always means Dance the Night Away on this station. But sometimes we get You Really Got Me, Beautiful Girls, Pretty Woman or even Jump.

Today, it rolls into When It's Love.

WTF???!!!

E-mailed that dickhead with a schooling.

[Figs]

I am shaking with ANGER!!!

[jojo2371]

it's a sad day !

[bueno bob]

Ack! Ack, I say, ack!

[scottydabodi]

Holy fucking Blasphemy, Batman!! Dude, that DJ should be shot...

[Roy Munson]

That's why I NEVER listen to KQ92. Fuck that station. Tom Barnard sucks girraffe cocks too.

For good radio in Minneapolis check out The Common Man Dan Cole on from Noon-2PM on KFAN. Pure genius!

[GAR]

I need an email addy for that jackass..

[Vinnie Velvet]

That DJ should be shot.

[bueno bob]

Apparently you need to know just about dick to be a rock DJ these days...

[Hardrock69]

Ok peeps.

Here is the page where you can send comments to that lame excuse for a radio station:

http://www.92kqrs.com/contactus.asp

And here is the email I sent them:

It has come to my attention that your DISC JOCKEYS have been referring to Van Hagar as "Classic Van Halen".

Once again you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that your on-air personalities are nothing but the used-car salesmen of radio playlists...mindlessly vomiting endless and meaningless drivel to your 'audience" in order to sell advertising, while actually knowing LITTLE or NOTHING AT ALL about the music the radio station discovers by accident on it's PLAYLIST that it buys from consultants because the Program Director is too much of a fucking moron to make valid decisions on what kind of music the listeners actually wish to hear.

The term "Classic Van Halen" refers ONLY to the rock band Van Halen PRIOR to the departure of it's one and only lead vocalist/frontman DAVID LEE ROTH in 1986.

The pop band fronted by an overweight klown posing as a tequila salesman MUST ONLY be referred to by the moniker Van Hagar, or other words denoting moronic musicians who cannot be taken seriously by anyone with half a brain.

The pathetic excuse for a pop band fronted by a 5th-rate hack who used to sing for an Extremely pathetic pop band must ALWAYS be referred to as a sonic pile of glossy fucking shit.

In the future, you will order your DISC JOCKEYS to refrain from using the term "Classic Van Halen" when referring to ANY version of the Van Halen cover band that is currently doing business under the name of Van Halen without David Lee Roth.

Failure to abide by this simple rule will result in your station being invaded by the DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY, your women being ravished, your sales force (meaning everyone working in or around the offices of KQRS RADIO) being lobotomized by the sharp edges of old, broken Michael Jackson albums, and your "music" collection being burned on top of the remains of your advertising department.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

NOBODY RULES THESE STREETS AT NIGHT BUT US!!!
THE DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY!!!

[fryingdutchman]

As an escapee from the world of radio....I have to say I'm not surprised. Most DJ's are total fucking losers whose primary purpose in life is to troll the request lines for teen girls.

Sounds like you stumbled across some dick fresh out of broadcasting school whose probably about 23, 24 years old. Probably more concerned with trying to make his voice sound deep than anything else.

DJ's are the protozoa on the entertainment food chain.

[DLR7884]

This type of crap is the reason I refuse to listen to any "rock" radio anymore.

DLR7884
I've got enough good music in my own collection.

[Hollywood Jesus]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
For good radio in Minneapolis check out The Common Man Dan Cole on from Noon-2PM on KFAN. Pure genius!

Why, Common...

I had no idea you were a member of the Roth Army!

Munson=Cole. It all makes sense now.


Seriously, listen online at www.kfan.com.

"Sports, Sports, Sports. We DON'T CARE that much about sports! Go ahead: Take the sports page, Read it twice. Then just eat the dam thing!!!"

[guwapo_rocker]

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[Hardrock69]

LMFAO @ Guwapo-Rocker!!!!

Fucking great photo man!!!!

[The Scatologist]

There should be a list of loser DJs and Radio Stations on the front page of the site. As a preventive measure for Roth Army members from accidental run ins with musical diarrhea.

[Hardrock69]

I refuse to listen to what the industry refers to as "Classic Rock" radio because they are a bunch of half-wit retards, playing the same goddamneable crap over and over and over.

Down here in Gnashville, you cannot go more than 30 minutes (15 of which are taken up by advertising) without hearing Lynyrd Skynyrd and/or other songs by Southern Rock bands that have been worn INTO THE GROUND by DJs at these so called Radio Stations.

If I never hear FREEBIRD again in my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE, it will be WAAAAAAY too soon!

But then, in this neck of the woods, they haveta keep the hillbiliies satisfied, or they might start stampeding through the streets like the moo-moos they are....

[Steve Savicki]

I guess Gary Cherone is the only non-Classic VH through a DJs eyes.
Either that or a very young DJ who didn't even know about the lead singer switch... ahh forget it LOL!

[Roguesgirl]

someone needs to pull their head out of their ass

[degüello]

Originally posted by Figs
I am shaking with ANGER!!!

[Three Lock Rock]

well, it is classic van halen. millions of fans seem to think so otherwise thered be no demand for it, hunh? its only the minority of you losers that live with your mothers that think daves van halen is the only classic van halen. i even think of van halen 3 as a classic van halen album and so do all my friends! its all part of the legacy that van halen created and that will always endure.



three lock rock

david who?

[vanzilla]

Uh oh...the shit's about to be storming again.

I'll start...

HEY 3LR - I HEAR YO' MOMA'S A VEGETARIAN, BUT SHE DOESN'T COMPLAIN WHEN I SLAP MY MEAT ON HER GRILL!!!!

FUCK OFF SHEEP!

[Three Lock Rock]

oh dear, oh dear...jokes about my poor mother.


go ahead, i can take them. its a shame you guys cant take the fact that david is OVER.




three lock rock

david who?

[Panamark]

A pill poppin jukebox is all that you are !

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
i even think of van halen 3 as a classic van halen album and so do all my friends! its all part of the legacy that van halen created and that will always endure.



three lock rock



david who?

First of all, the word "classic" only applies to VHIII in the humorous sense. It's only "classic" because it represents such a HUGE misstep and poor judgement on the sisters part that it's actually funny.

If it's such "classic" stuff, then why didn't a single track from "3" make the set list for the 2004 Van Hagar Summer Sham Tour?

Maybe "Fire In The Hole" hit a little too close to home for Sammy....reminding him of all those nights with a funnel in his ass while Mikey poured in the hot sauce.

Number 2 - You have friends? You wouldn't know it from this board. Better go find 'em kid, and A LOT of them, if you plan on hanging around.

[Panamark]

He probably said "classic shit" !

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by Hollywood Jesus
Why, Common...

I had no idea you were a member of the Roth Army!

Munson=Cole. It all makes sense now.


Seriously, listen online at www.kfan.com.

"Sports, Sports, Sports. We DON'T CARE that much about sports! Go ahead: Take the sports page, Read it twice. Then just eat the dam thing!!!"

Haha...no. I'm not Common. He is the best, though.


"You're either on to something, or you're ON something."

"A couple..13-14."

[Viking]

Drop a dime on 'em with the FCC - tell them the station's broadcasting with the back panel of the transmitter case off, and it's fucking up your TV reception.

[NATEDOG001976]

Fuck QKRS, listen to 93X. It's the same owners, but they would never do something thaqt stupid. Fuck Tom barnard to, that fat fuckin' bastard!

[GAR]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
i even think of van halen 3 as a classic van halen album and so do all my friends! its all part of the legacy that van halen created and that will always endure.

You failed to specify whether that legacy portion was the "good" one or the "bad" one.

[Hardrock69]

Legacy? What Legacy?

:confused: