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    The heaviest and softest Classic Van Halen song ?

    What do you all reckon the heaviest Van Halen song is ??
    And to complement the choice, the softest ??

    (If there is such a thing !)

    Ive got some ideas but dont want to kill the thread before
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    Heaviest - On Fire
    Softest - Jump

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    Wow tough one indeed.

    Heaviest will be tough- theres a few options

    On Fire, Light up the Sky, One foot out the door,

    Softest, again tough- Little dreamer,woman in love,secrets.

    man that is tough to narrow down to just one each.

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    heaviest - On Fire, One foot out the door, Tora Tora, Atomic Punk, House of Pain.

    softest - Secrets, I'll wait, Could this be magic, big bad bill, push comes to shove...

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    Heaviest - Atomic Punk
    Softest - I'll Wait

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    i forgot about Atomic punk as a heavy one.

    How about Happy trails as a soft one. cant get any softer than that one.

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    Originally posted by DaveTheSoulOfVH
    Heaviest - Atomic Punk
    Softest - I'll Wait
    Yeah, those two get my vote.
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    Heaviest: I'm the One, Romeo Delight, Hang 'Em High

    Softest: Secrets, Romeo Delight (the bridge), Dance the Night Away

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    I'm going to agree with House of Pain as probably the heaviest, at least as far as tonal quality goes. Followed by Sunday Afternoon In The Park. Lyrically, I'd say Mean Streats followed by Jump (any song that uses suicide as a main thematic element is pretty heavy in my book)

    Lightest would be Secrets (very lite-fm sound), Big Bad Bill (bop jazz) or Could This Be Magic (frothy CCR swamp blues).

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    HEAVIEST - HOUSE OF PAIN

    softest - secrets
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    Heaviest: AND THE CRADLE WILL ROCK...

    Softest: IN A SIMPLE RHYME

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    I am not soft how dare you.
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    "...Jump (any song that uses suicide as a main thematic element is pretty heavy in my book)" (fe_lung)

    ...ugh...what ?

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    heaviest= sinner's swing

    softest= push comes to shove
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    heaviest-house of pain
    softest-angel eyes
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    Heaviest - Jump

    Softest - Dance The Night Away
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    Heaviest. . .Loss of Control
    Softest. . .Secrets
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    Heavy = Drop Dead Legs

    Lite = Secrets

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    we seems to haves a consensus on Secrets...

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    Heaviest: Atomic Punk, ATBL, On Fire, House of pain, one foot out the door

    Softest: Secrets, dancing in the streets, I'll wait, big bad bill.

    Some parts of "So this is love" are pretty mellow, but then, once you settle into that E.Z. chair, that solo punches you in the face, kicks you out of the chair, and then rapes you. After the solo, you can get up, grab a cold one, sit back down and enjoy the rest of the song.

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    Heavy: fools
    Soft: secrets(sorry secrets nothing again you,it's just about the song...soft but good!!!!!)
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    Heavy-- Panama

    'softest'-- I'll Wait

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    Heaviest- Atomic Punk

    Softest- Big Bad Bill or Secrets

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    Big Bad Bill ain't so soft...if it were played on electric guitar with the volume on stun, it would be apparent that the chords move fairly quick and it's up-tempo (taher than Secrets mid-tempo pace).

    Same goes for "Could This Be Magic?"

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    Originally posted by academic punk
    Big Bad Bill ain't so soft...if it were played on electric guitar with the volume on stun, it would be apparent that the chords move fairly quick and it's up-tempo (taher than Secrets mid-tempo pace).

    Same goes for "Could This Be Magic?"
    Yeah, the clarinet thing got it lumped in there.

    I got nothin' but love for vaudevillian remasters, but that clarinet sound ruins it.

    It's like some redneck blowin' in an empty moonshine jug.

    Now, "CTBM"....that has the whole damn the torpedos vibe that moppin' up that floor cunt fuck with.

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    Heavy - Romeo Delight/Unchained/Sinner's Swing


    Soft = Angel Eyes
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    Atomic Punk

    Could this be magic?
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    Outta Love Again or On Fire. Both killer.

    softer side of things... hmm... Big Bad Bill..?
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    Heavy - On Fire. Love Dave's falsetto on that one... kinda like Manowar. Alright, maybe I'm exageratting, but it fuckin' rules.
    Soft - I'll Wait. Very poppy. One of me favorites, though.

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    Dave sounds kinda forced in I'll Wait. I hate the synths too. One of Bill's fav's though! Manowar! Killer...

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    Originally posted by Big Troubles
    Dave sounds kinda forced in I'll Wait. I hate the synths too. One of Bill's fav's though! Manowar! Killer...
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    Lots of cool responses

    I was going to say

    Heaviest: Light up the Sky
    Softest: Secrets..

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    I'll wait is the beginning of the end musically for VH, but I really dig Dave's vocal on that.

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Lots of cool responses

    I was going to say

    Heaviest: Light up the Sky
    Softest: Secrets..
    Light up the Sky is one crazy mixed song. I mean that in the BEST way. Fast...Slow...great chorus awesome solo. I put it up there with Outta Love Again. and both are on my fav. album. II. I find VH2 to be one of the most underrated cvh albums ever. creative as a mo-fo.

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    Heaviest: Panama, Sinners Swing, I'm the One

    Softest: You're No Good, Women In Love, and of course Secrets
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    Originally posted by DlocRoth
    I'll wait is the beginning of the end musically for VH, but I really dig Dave's vocal on that.
    amen...dave tried to save it but it was cheesy anyway...and it was getting worse...

    atomic punk for me is the hardest song because it sounds very raw and "unpolished"...good to hear that dave has chosen that song for the last playlists!
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    heavy -light up the sky
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    Originally posted by Big Troubles
    Light up the Sky is one crazy mixed song. I mean that in the BEST way. Fast...Slow...great chorus awesome solo. I put it up there with Outta Love Again. and both are on my fav. album. II. I find VH2 to be one of the most underrated cvh albums ever. creative as a mo-fo.
    Yeah ,you're right .I listened VH 2 this past few days and it's a kick ass album;Bottom up is a good song also.I think that 's one of the best Vh's album for a drummer!

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    Hmmmm, my opinion would be as follows;

    Heavy; DOA, Unchained, Me Wise Magic because listen to how aggressive dave's vocals are. These are what I crank up with the windows down and speed above posted! *LOL*

    Soft; Women In Love, Dance The Night Away, I'll Wait (but it seems too popish and that was a foreshadow of what we were about to be subjected to via Spammy McGee)

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