The First Place you have ever had sex.. with a woman

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Your First Sexual Experience!
I am not taking about which hole.. you fucksticks!
I am talking about what happened.
I am making this thread about the first sexual experience with a female, because I know we have alot of Canadians her on the boards and they seem a little... gay.. if you know what I mean!
Ok I am first here goes-

I was 14. I went horseback riding with this girl from my 9th grade class.
Her mom owned some horses.
Well, I am not sure if looking at the enormous horses dick turned her on, but she wanted the DIckFace MEAT like no woman has before.

After riding horses for 2 hours, and looking at the horse I was riding on.. his dick.. she decided to make a move for me.

The setting-
Taking a break on a picnic table in her mom's pasture.

Yes, the animals looked on, and I must say they were impressed.
It was my first sexual experience.
I tired to eat her, but her snatch tasted like the stable.
Liked she had wiped from back to front and filled her vagina full of shit.

She gave head as good as any 14 year old whore could. I layed her on her back and gave the hot beef injection to her while she way laying down on the picnic table. That was the best 15 seconds of my life up to that point.

From them on, I never Jacked off and I have been waxing more ass than a Candlemaker with a Doneky fetish.


Anyhoo..
LEt's hear your story

DickFace

[KANE]

cant remember the chicks name,it was long ago (how old are you ? )

[flappo]

..is fuckhead related to anon by any chance ?

[KANE]

Originally posted by flappo
..is fuckhead related to anon by any chance ?

Yep, Anon Nunya Jr.

[flappo]

..oh is that his name ?

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts

I was 14. I went horseback riding with this girl from my 9th grade class.

DickFace

Wow.. Dickface. Mine went pretty much the same way, except the setting was in the woods and replace the horses with a few 4- Wheel ATV's

Sarge

[Eyes of the Night]

"I tried to eat her, but her snatch tasted like the stable.
Liked she had wiped from back to front and filled her vagina full of shit." -MCSlapnuts


Buwahaha! Been there and tried to do it ... Lol

My first was in back of a GMC when me and my bud had girlfriends and took turns using the GMC backseat ...

They went first as we waited and fooled around outside and when it was our turn we got to "doing it" and I never came ... I was like "are you done?" she said yes but I think the condom that was straped on me had something to do with not coming ... of course we were rushed as halfway through they opened the trucks door ... I was 15 ...

[Sarge]

sounds romantic eyes..

I bet that ho' has 10 kids now!

[alexpgrimes]

In her pussy.

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Your First Sexual Experience!
I am not taking about which hole.. you fucksticks!
I am talking about what happened.

[KANE]

Originally posted by Sarge
sounds romantic eyes..

I bet that ho' has 10 kids now!

Yeah named, eyes jr. , eyes II,
Lil eyes and BROWN EYE, SAY IT !

[Eyes of the Night]

Buwahaha!!!

Said it ...


It was in a Blazer too btw ... not a truck ...

[ThrillsNSpills]

"I tried to eat her, but her snatch tasted like the stable.
Liked she had wiped from back to front and filled her vagina full of shit." -MCSlapnuts

Thanks man. This made me think of a time I went down on a girl with a yeast infection. A memory I would have rather repressed..
The only thing I could think was......didn't she fucking know?????
She was gorgeous too. My stomach's turning just thinking about it.
What are ya doin' down there, makin' pizza honey.....OH !