The Great Conspiracy of 2000.

[dr.rythm]

Originally posted by Antonella
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY ON????? THROW HIM IN THE PEN FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen to that sister!!!

what the fuck is this gebbrish!! is this guy huffing gas or paint....

Originally posted by Tom Vu
I think even Eddie say tha if he were to write his "Stairway to the Heaven" it would be with Sammy. In actual, they were on their way to completing a song the record executives were already being call it Van Halen's "Stairway to the Heaven" song, it would become their most famous and classic song. But Sammy got fired/quit the band not much later. I think the song was being calling "Between Us Two." The song got broke to the pieces, as Eddie used that song as a basis for "Year to the Day" and Sammy used some of that song for a song on his March to Mars album.

Oh, You Ate One Too?!? \m/\m/!!!

First of All how can it be classic song with fagard to begin with... is he any pioneer of the Band. And second, again... what is this fuckin nonsense this guy wrote as he read himself...

BTW Antonella...How do you like your guitar??? how's your licks commin along??

[FORD]

Re: Eddie's classic song

Originally posted by Tom Vu
I think even Eddie say tha if he were to write his "Stairway to the Heaven" it would be with Sammy. In actual, they were on their way to completing a song the record executives were already being call it Van Halen's "Stairway to the Heaven" song, it would become their most famous and classic song. But Sammy got fired/quit the band not much later.

Nope. The song was written and recorded, but never released. Here's the lyrics.......

Stairway to Cabo (S.Hagar/E.VanHalen)

There's an Eddie who's sure
All cheese ballads are gold
And we bought a canteen down in Cabo.

When we get there we know
That Ou812 blows
With Velveeta you get
what you pay for

Ooooooo ooooooooooh
And we're buying a Stairway to Cabo

There’s guitars on the wall
But we want to be sure
Cause you know that we’re not
Really Van Halen

In a trans-am by the road
There’s a chedhead who sings
Sometimes all of our jive
Come from aliens

There’s a feelin I get
When the agave’s wet
And tequila is cryin
For drinking

In my thoughts I have seen
Drinks of fluorescent green
And Capri pants with
Logos all over

If there’s a bustle in Ed’s studio
Don’t be alarmed now
It’s Ray Danniels calling him
To fire me
Yes there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
They’ll say “fuck the fans”
And hire Cherone

And the sisters blunder…….

Your band is failing
Sales near zero
In case you don’t know
The Diamond’s calling you
To join him
Dear chedheads
Can you hear the wind blow
Way down in Cabo
Your stairway lies on the cheesy wind

And we’ll tour 8 years down the road
With three new songs that completely blow
Is this the Van Halen we all know?
Who kicked ass live and studio.
The real fans are screaming NO
And if you listen very hard
You’ll know that Ed & Alex are retards
Still everything still turns to cheese
When the aliens make us one and all
Without the Roth this rock don’t roll

And we’re buyyyyyyyying a stairway……..to Cabo.

[dr.rythm]

Re: Re: Eddie's classic song

Originally posted by FORD
Nope. The song was written and recorded, but never released. Here's the lyrics.......

Stairway to Cabo (S.Hagar/E.VanHalen)

There's an Eddie who's sure
All cheese ballads are gold
And we bought a canteen down in Cabo.

When we get there we know
That Ou812 blows
With Velveeta you get
what you pay for

Ooooooo ooooooooooh
And we're buying a Stairway to Cabo

There’s guitars on the wall
But we want to be sure
Cause you know that we’re not
Really Van Halen

In a trans-am by the road
There’s a chedhead who sings
Sometimes all of our jive
Come from aliens

There’s a feelin I get
When the agave’s wet
And tequila is cryin
For drinking

In my thoughts I have seen
Drinks of fluorescent green
And Capri pants with
Logos all over

If there’s a bustle in Ed’s studio
Don’t be alarmed now
It’s Ray Danniels calling him
To fire me
Yes there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
They’ll say “fuck the fans”
And hire Cherone

And the sisters blunder…….

Your band is failing
Sales near zero
In case you don’t know
The Diamond’s calling you
To join him
Dear chedheads
Can you hear the wind blow
Way down in Cabo
Your stairway lies on the cheesy wind

And we’ll tour 8 years down the road
With three new songs that completely blow
Is this the Van Halen we all know?
Who kicked ass live and studio.
The real fans are screaming NO
And if you listen very hard
You’ll know that Ed & Alex are retards
Still everything still turns to cheese
When the aliens make us one and all
Without the Roth this rock don’t roll

And we’re buyyyyyyyying a stairway……..to Cabo.

Holly Fuck!!! Ford this is a Classic!!! you definitely get my vote for that !!

You should record this..... It will for sure go Platinum....

[degüello]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I think they're a different 3 songs.

Me too.

[tydhurst]

i'm guessing if they WERE the same songs DLR would have said something about it!

[Casemeister]

I was just thinking about it, and it's actually possible that those songs were presented to Dave... even Learning to See. Forget any lyrics or melody that made it to the recorded versions and it's not that hard to imagine Dave coming up with something interesting.

Can't Get This Stuff No More was originally from the Balance sessions. I love that song. I bet the original was completely different... and it couldn't have been as cool as CGTSNM! That song is criminally underrated.