Did David Lee Roth really die in a parasailing accident today? My buddy told me he saw it on the E! ticker, but I'm just trying to get confirmation...
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Did David Lee Roth really die in a parasailing accident today? My buddy told me he saw it on the E! ticker, but I'm just trying to get confirmation...
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Dunno.
Couldn't find anything on Google!
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fun.
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It's just possible that someone here would have mentioned it.
Once a month we get these 'Fire in a cinema' posts, it gets old.
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It's true...Dave was parasailing with 2 drunk midgets...4 naked chicks and a large armadillo...
the armadillo was nosefucking a midget in the ass...lost control of the boat...and Dave's parasailing experiment fucking women while flying went horribly wrong...or...well...right...depending how you look at it...
Long Live Dave...
Thanks for the memories...
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Yeah, funny. I'm not making it up, I just wondered if anybody heard it.
No, nobody has.
nope. I didn't hear a thing. but apparently if you hold a seashell to your ear you do hear some ocean sounds.Originally posted by xgobluex
Yeah, funny. I'm not making it up, I just wondered if anybody heard it.
trust me buddy. Its bullshit. It would've been posted everywhere by now.
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Yeah we all know Dave died today but noone bothered to post it.Originally posted by xgobluex
Yeah, funny. I'm not making it up, I just wondered if anybody heard it.
LOL I was gonna, but...Nah.. wait until morning.
Well, i heard it this morning, it was written on the back of my morning surpository. I reckoned the rest of you would have heard about it in the same way so i didn't mention it!
I didnt realize everyone on here was so hilarious. Do you all go on tour anytime soon?
Yes. Well, i do anyway. I entertain the masses with my Comedy/Lobotomy stripshow, it proves very popular with the Rednecks and hippies.
Yeah we're all off to google news search...
Uncle Dave's dead????!!!!
You dirty motherfuckers!!!!!
I'm gonna come down there and break your fucking legs!!!
Did you hear that?
Uncle Dave died!!!
*AH-yieeeee-blumba bababa*
You motherfuckers are gonna pay.....
(Sir, I don't know what you're talking about...I dunno no Uncle Dave)
So now you wanna kill me??? You killed Uncle Dave and now you wanna kill me too huh?
I'm gonna come down there and break your fucking legs.....
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Who said I WAS FUCKING KIDDING...
you said he died parasailing...I was just filling in the details...
Christ...try to give some factual information...
and go figure...someone doesn't believe it...
geewillakers...
If DAVE died, there wouldn't be much talk of it here.
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I heard that Alex died today... oh wait, that was in my fantasy world...Originally posted by xgobluex
Yeah, funny. I'm not making it up, I just wondered if anybody heard it.
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I don't have any sense of humor that I'm aware of... I let you know if I develop one...Originally posted by xgobluex
I didnt realize everyone on here was so hilarious. Do you all go on tour anytime soon?
Fakk orf Jesteretard. An alias gives us breaking news after being a member for only one day. Man you are are fucking painful and usesless. Doesn't your gay ass hurt from riding those coattails?Originally posted by xgobluex
Did David Lee Roth really die in a parasailing accident today? My buddy told me he saw it on the E! ticker, but I'm just trying to get confirmation...
Here's E-online, show me the Roth mini-obit. tool!
www.eonline.com/News/firstlook.html?eol.tkr
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My first thought was Joey Blunder Alias number 41Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Fakk orf Jesteretard. An alias gives us breaking news after being a member for only one day. Man you are are fucking painful and usesless. Doesn't your gay ass hurt from riding those coattails?
Here's E-online, show me the Roth mini-obit. tool!
www.eonline.com/News/firstlook.html?eol.tkr
But then JesterSTOOL started this same thread under his name.
What a fucking cockdrip
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Just a suspicion. The boy thinks he is a funny troll, hard to be one with no fucking sense of humor.Originally posted by LoungeMachine
My first thought was Joey Blunder Alias number 41
But then JesterSTOOL started this same thread under his name.
What a fucking cockdrip
This is a grate thread!
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I only hope I can go like that.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
It's true...Dave was parasailing with 2 drunk midgets...4 naked chicks and a large armadillo...
the armadillo was nosefucking a midget in the ass...lost control of the boat...and Dave's parasailing experiment fucking women while flying went horribly wrong...or...well...right...depending how you look at it...
Long Live Dave...
Thanks for the memories...
So long, Diamond Dave
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Well, on the plus side, Eddie and Alex can go play XBox in 5150 until they die without having to face the public again while Sam and Mike can engage in a murder-suicide lovers pact and Van Halen can end on a positive spin, anyway.
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Who said I WAS FUCKING KIDDING...
you said he died parasailing...I was just filling in the details...
Christ...try to give some factual information...
and go figure...someone doesn't believe it...
geewillakers...
Here is the proof
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Bwaaahahahaha at saint.
Nice 1.
The pic aint 100% accurate the grrrrls aint butt nakid
but the armadillo sure got his nose brown
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I can't get over how I owned people in this thread without posting in it once. OWNED NICKEY STICKEY BUM CUM SLUT.
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Saint, that pic rulez! 5 stars to you, for a grate laff!Originally posted by saint
Here is the proof
Cheers! :bottle:
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Thanks! its hard not to get into it with so many grate PhotoShop masters on this site, tried to get the Pope in there as a tribute to Flappo.
And long overdue a 5:er to you Sir.
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