HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK ON ONE OF THE MOVIES MORE OBSCURE QUOTES!!! AS GRIMSDALE WOULD SAY, FOOKIN' ACE!!!Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Taxi Driver
HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK ON ONE OF THE MOVIES MORE OBSCURE QUOTES!!! AS GRIMSDALE WOULD SAY, FOOKIN' ACE!!!Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Taxi Driver
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So let's step it up a bit...
PAROLE APPLICANT: "I'm through with crime."
PAROLE BOARD MEMBER: "You're not just telling us what we want to hear, are you?"
PA"No sir, no way."
PB: "'Cause we just want to hear the truth."
PA: "Well....then...I guess I AM telling you what you want to hear..."
PB: "Son, didn't we just say not to do that?"
PA: "Yeah..."
PB: "Okay, then..."
Originally posted by academic punk
HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK ON ONE OF THE MOVIES MORE OBSCURE QUOTES!!! AS GRIMSDALE WOULD SAY, FOOKIN' ACE!!!
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"10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angelus underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team!"
I know its not a movie but Maxim ran an article last year about the top 10 things every guy should know in order to impress a girl and reciting the entire opening monologue was on this list. That just rocked!
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A-Team was cool but it ain't no Fall Guy!Originally posted by stringfelowhawk
I know its not a movie but Maxim ran an article last year about the top 10 things every guy should know in order to impress a girl and reciting the entire opening monologue was on this list. That just rocked!
He's a stuntman AND a bounty hunter..... Best idea for a tv show ever!
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For Ap...Willy Wonka...
" how bout that lifetime supply of chocolate for Charlie?"
"He doesn't get it"
"What..."
"you broke the contract sir!"
"you stole Fizzy lifting drinks...you bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized....so you get nothing...good day Sir!
"Why, you're a cheat and swindler...build up a little boys dreams and then smash em to peices!!"
"I said GOOD DAY!!!"
"C'mon Charlie...Slugworth wants a Gobstopper...he'll get one!"
Chester wants a Gobstopper too, from what I hear.
An Everlasting?Originally posted by academic punk
Chester wants a Gobstopper too, from what I hear.
you can lick em and lick em and they never get any smaller!
"The Sopranos" (not a movie but an excellent series)...
When trying to get paiment from this Jew. (who won't pay eaven if threatend to be killed),
Tony sais to his Capos:
"Go get the balls cutters"
Just as if there was a tool/weapon that was designed specifically for this purpose...
OUCH!
The Jew. finally gave in and payed the $$...
:eek:
Last edited by blonddgirl777; 04-23-2005 at 03:30 AM.
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How about the scene where they are huddled around the fire?Originally posted by MAX
Gosh,
How about this from "Dumb and Dumber" when they take the wrong road, think they're in Colorado when they're in Kansas and notice there are no mountains.
"That John Denver is full of shit."
Harry: I can't feel my fingers anymore Lloyd....th-they're numb!
Lloyd: Hmmph...why don't you take my extra gloves, my hands are getting sweaty.
Harry: Extra gloves! You had these pair of extra gloves with you the whole time!
Lloyd: Yeah, we're in the rockies. *rolls eyes*
Harry: I'm gonna kill you! That's right Lloyd I'm gonna kill you!
Lloyd: Come one Harry! You got that crazy look in your eye!
Or...
"I thought we were going to be together forever until she writes me a
John Dear note. She told me I never listened to her and stuff...she said other things I don't remember because I didn't pay attention to her."
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How about Army Of Darkness?
Ash: Well, hellooo Mr. Fancy-pants! I got 2 words for you pal, you ain't leaving with 2 things; jack and shit!.......and jack left town!
Ash: Yo! She-bitch! Let's go!
Possessed Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Baby, you got REAL ugly fast!
Ash: Good, bad.....I'm the one with the gun!
Ash: Gimme some sugar baby!
Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave!
Demon customer: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Swallow this, bitch! *boom!*
This one is from dolores Claiborne with Kathy Bates and Judy Parfitt.
As Delores is crying about her husband to her employer Vera Donovan, Vera tells her that:
" Sometimes and accident is an unhappy womans best friend, sometimes when their husbands are driving home from their mistresses house and their brakes suddenly fail.
They die, and leave their wives their money." Why, one is probably dying right now.." As she says this as a single glistening tear falls slowly down her face.... brilliantly acted scene.
Stephen King is a amazing writer...
Best,
LT
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[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my fucking business, that's why!
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[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
500? (dollars)...must be a peach of a hand...
why ed bailey, you look like you're about ready to burst...
isn't that a daisy?
vanzilla stole mine right away! "yes very good, i'll have a bloody mary and a steak sandwich, and a...steak sandwich please."
THE BEST LINE FROM THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
"it shows." - captain ron
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"it looks like a giant...jello mold."
"I HATE jello."
"Oh, come on! There's always room for jello."
Ghostbusters 2
Hey Academic Punk,
I knew it was Raging Bull after the first quote you posted. My favorite lines from that are before Jake has to go to the fight and he is screwing around with his lady and then pours ice water down his shorts.
"Boo, Boo kisses"
and my all-time favorite
"Take off your panties" AHHHHHHHH...that gets me everytime.
I always rewind that part and play it over and over again. I have a boxer fantasy. If my man got TKOd in a fight and he came home all vulnerable I would kiss all his booboos and well, you can fill in the rest with your own filthy imaginations. I think fighters are so hot.
I NEED ME A LOVER AND A FIGHTER BABY!
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Bump to the top, I think this is a good thread
Take off yer panties babe!
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Originally posted by wrigleyvillbabe
Bump to the top, I think this is a good thread
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withnail, 'withnail & i' (richard e grant)
'i demand to have some booze!'
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SEE THAT, RAGU!!! SHE KNEW IT FROM THE FIRST LINE!!! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU ON THIS ONE, HUH???Originally posted by wrigleyvillbabe
Hey Academic Punk,
I knew it was Raging Bull after the first quote you posted. My favorite lines from that are before Jake has to go to the fight and he is screwing around with his lady and then pours ice water down his shorts.
"Boo, Boo kisses"
and my all-time favorite
"Take off your panties" AHHHHHHHH...that gets me everytime.
I always rewind that part and play it over and over again. I have a boxer fantasy. If my man got TKOd in a fight and he came home all vulnerable I would kiss all his booboos and well, you can fill in the rest with your own filthy imaginations. I think fighters are so hot.
I NEED ME A LOVER AND A FIGHTER BABY!
YU'RE A DISGRACE TO YOUR ETHNICITY!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM EVER EATING PASTA AGAIN!!!
is that even possible?Originally posted by academic punk
PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM EVER EATING PASTA AGAIN!!!
"Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"- Blazing Saddles
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AFI's list.....
#
Quote
Movie
Year
1
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
GONE WITH THE WIND
1939
2
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
THE GODFATHER
1972
3
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
ON THE WATERFRONT
1954
4
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
THE WIZARD OF OZ
1939
5
Here's looking at you, kid.
CASABLANCA
1942
6
Go ahead, make my day.
SUDDEN IMPACT
1983
7
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
SUNSET BLVD.
1950
8
May the Force be with you.
STAR WARS
1977
9
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
ALL ABOUT EVE
1950
10
You talking to me?
TAXI DRIVER
1976
11
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
COOL HAND LUKE
1967
12
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
APOCALYPSE NOW
1979
13
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
LOVE STORY
1970
14
The stuff that dreams are made of.
THE MALTESE FALCON
1941
15
E.T. phone home.
E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
1982
16
They call me Mister Tibbs!
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
1967
17
Rosebud.
CITIZEN KANE
1941
18
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
WHITE HEAT
1949
19
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
NETWORK
1976
20
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
CASABLANCA
1942
21
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
1991
22
Bond. James Bond.
DR. NO
1962
23
There's no place like home.
THE WIZARD OF OZ
1939
24
I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
SUNSET BLVD.
1950
25
Show me the money!
JERRY MAGUIRE
1996
26
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?
SHE DONE HIM WRONG
1933
27
I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
1969
28
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'
CASABLANCA
1942
29
You can't handle the truth!
A FEW GOOD MEN
1992
30
I want to be alone.
GRAND HOTEL
1932
31
After all, tomorrow is another day!
GONE WITH THE WIND
1939
32
Round up the usual suspects.
CASABLANCA
1942
33
I'll have what she's having.
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
1989
34
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT
1944
35
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
JAWS
1975
36
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
1948
37
I'll be back.
THE TERMINATOR
1984
38
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES
1942
39
If you build it, he will come.
FIELD OF DREAMS
1989
40
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
FORREST GUMP
1994
41
We rob banks.
BONNIE AND CLYDE
1967
42
Plastics.
THE GRADUATE
1967
43
We'll always have Paris.
CASABLANCA
1942
44
I see dead people.
THE SIXTH SENSE
1999
45
Stella! Hey, Stella!
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
1951
46
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
NOW, VOYAGER
1942
47
Shane. Shane. Come back!
SHANE
1953
48
Well, nobody's perfect.
SOME LIKE IT HOT
1959
49
It's alive! It's alive!
FRANKENSTEIN
1931
50
Houston, we have a problem.
APOLLO 13
1995
51
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
DIRTY HARRY
1971
52
You had me at "hello."
JERRY MAGUIRE
1996
53
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
ANIMAL CRACKERS
1930
54
There's no crying in baseball!
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN
1992
55
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
ANNIE HALL
1977
56
A boy's best friend is his mother.
PSYCHO
1960
57
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
WALL STREET
1987
58
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
THE GODFATHER II
1974
59
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
GONE WITH THE WIND
1939
60
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!
SONS OF THE DESERT
1933
61
Say "hello" to my little friend!
SCARFACE
1983
62
What a dump.
BEYOND THE FOREST
1949
63
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
THE GRADUATE
1967
64
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
DR. STRANGELOVE
1964
65
Elementary, my dear Watson.
THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES
1929
66
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
PLANET OF THE APES
1968
67
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
CASABLANCA
1942
68
Here's Johnny!
THE SHINING
1980
69
They're here!
POLTERGEIST
1982
70
Is it safe?
MARATHON MAN
1976
71
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!
THE JAZZ SINGER
1927
72
No wire hangers, ever!
MOMMIE DEAREST
1981
73
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
LITTLE CAESAR
1930
74
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
CHINATOWN
1974
75
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
1951
76
Hasta la vista, baby.
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
1991
77
Soylent Green is people!
SOYLENT GREEN
1973
78
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
1968
79
Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley.
AIRPLANE!
1980
80
Yo, Adrian!
ROCKY
1976
81
Hello, gorgeous.
FUNNY GIRL
1968
82
Toga! Toga!
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE
1978
83
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
DRACULA
1931
84
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
KING KONG
1933
85
My precious.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO TOWERS
2002
86
Attica! Attica!
DOG DAY AFTERNOON
1975
87
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
42ND STREET
1933
88
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
ON GOLDEN POND
1981
89
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN
1940
90
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
GOLDFINGER
1964
91
Who's on first.
THE NAUGHTY NINETIES
1945
92
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
CADDYSHACK
1980
93
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
AUNTIE MAME
1958
94
I feel the need - the need for speed!
TOP GUN
1986
95
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
DEAD POETS SOCIETY
1989
96
Snap out of it!
MOONSTRUCK
1987
97
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY
1942
98
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
DIRTY DANCING
1987
99
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
WIZARD OF OZ, THE
1939
100
I'm king of the world!
TITANIC
1997
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Fig-Man, I knew you would bump this thread today after seeing this show last night.
CYA In WILMINGTON!
Ha! See you there!
I usually hate shows that have a "list"....but this one was very Kewl & entertaining!
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BANG BANG!!Originally posted by Figs
Ha! See you there!
"Fuck Off!"
Very famous quote.
Probably used in a lot of movies.
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Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
"Fuck Off!"
Very famous quote.
Probably used in a lot of movies.
LMAO!
play it sam! can't remember the classic movie but sam is humphrey bogart...
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No, No!Originally posted by franksters
play it sam! can't remember the classic movie but sam is humphrey bogart...
It's: "Play it AGAIN Sam"
in Casablanca...
any of you nutz wanna play cards, or you gonna sit there and jerkoff
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what are you laughing at al
you have'nt got your dick grabbed for about to weeks
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