Eddie at the airport

[John Holmes]

So, as pprbckwrtr wrote, Ed took a plane to reach NY.



Above you see the charter flight he was on. Ed's only luggage was a couple dozen cans of discount Beer, but the metal detector went crazy and he was too scared to lose his precious booze effects, he refused to send them as luggage.

So he decided to take those few cans with him anyway, but inside himself - no big deal, after all, he's knwon worldwide as a worthless fucking wino.



So after he got loaded, he got on the plane and started staring at the window in the pilot room, when the plane was going to take off.



In Ed's world, everything is still pretty much normal

[John Holmes]

Once he got in NY, Ed thought the time was right to make a few pennies and take a break off the long flight. So here he is, rounding up his Van Hagar tour royalty cheque to get sum beer.



So we all know about the mobile phone accident. But this is what Ed actaually saw, in the hands of the Pakistan guy:



So Ed went on and wasted a lot of time arguing with the kids who wanted him to sign autographs. Ed knew he could have wasted time, because his friends, who were waiting for him and whom he took the flight to meet with, usually don't complain or get pissed whether he gets in time or not:



The rumour Eddie is going to die soon is really sad. So let's just start remembering him when he still was on top of his game:

[vanzilla]

Some funny shit Johnny!

[Wolverine]

[Wolverine]

[Panamark]

That dude on the left of that last pic looks like he is saying, "Is this really Eddie Van Halen ? "

[Panamark]

Either that or he is offended by the stench....

[Hardrock69]

Nah...he was annoyed because Ed just threw up on his shoes...

[DrMaddVibe]

Pic taken today!

[Matt White]

The SISTERS, hard at work outside 5150 studio.

[a.j]

man you assholes never give up eddie and alex realy dont give two fuc.ing shits what you people on this site think. 2nd, five of van halen's
album's with sammy hager last year went up in sale to boost them to higher platum status dont take my word for it check your self . also last
november 2004 drummer world ran a two week poll on who's the best it was between alex van halen - neil peart - john bonham. here are the results. #1 john bonham #2 alex van halen alex missed taking the #1 spot by 7 votes #3 neil peart. so see anyone with brains could care less what you people think think this site is the biggest joke in the cyber world no creditbilty and full of shit!

[POJO_Risin]

I was hoping Ed got hit by a plane...

[POJO_Risin]

No credibility?

Dude...if you think Alex Van Halen is better than Neil Peart...and you think that that ranking is a true indication of how good they are...

then bro...there's no need to even discuss who's full of shit...

Do you really want to check out the album sales? Are you really that fucking stupid? Go figure...album sales improved with a tour! Yeah...all five cracked Billboard I'm guessing too...no? They didn't? You're brilliant...

And I'm pleased to announce that I don't give a shit that Ed and Al don't give a shit...

if they did...maybe they'd put out a real album...with a real lead singer...and not some fucking puppet sounding piece of shit like they've been handing us all for 20 years.

The difference between you and me?

People that are full of shit...accept shit...

people that aren't...don't...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
No credibility?

Dude...if you think Alex Van Halen is better than Neil Peart...and you think that that ranking is a true indication of how good they are...

then bro...there's no need to even discuss who's full of shit...

Do you really want to check out the album sales? Are you really that fucking stupid? Go figure...album sales improved with a tour! Yeah...all five cracked Billboard I'm guessing too...no? They didn't? You're brilliant...

And I'm pleased to announce that I don't give a shit that Ed and Al don't give a shit...

if they did...maybe they'd put out a real album...with a real lead singer...and not some fucking puppet sounding piece of shit like they've been handing us all for 20 years.

The difference between you and me?

People that are full of shit...accept shit...

people that aren't...don't...

I think this thread can be closed now. lmfao

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by a.j
man you assholes never give up eddie and alex realy dont give two fuc.ing shits what you people on this site think. 2nd, five of van halen's
album's with sammy hager last year went up in sale to boost them to higher platum status dont take my word for it check your self . also last
november 2004 drummer world ran a two week poll on who's the best it was between alex van halen - neil peart - john bonham. here are the results. #1 john bonham #2 alex van halen alex missed taking the #1 spot by 7 votes #3 neil peart. so see anyone with brains could care less what you people think think this site is the biggest joke in the cyber world no creditbilty and full of shit!

Hi gAy.J.! Who the fuck left the PEN door open?!?! BOB! Still haven't taken that remedial writing course you so desperately need, huh?

We know that Edward and Alex don't give a shit what anybody thinks, including YOU Sheep! That's why they have essentially done NOTHING since 98' in the studio.

And I've seen Alex live twice, and Neil live twice; and I can tell you that Peart's drumming buries Alex's tired old wank-and-tap-routine solos. So you can go beat off to the centerfold of your favorite drummers in Hit New Wave Drummer, but you're still a clueless fuckstain!



BTW, most people could give a shit about 'Gay Drummer's World and Erotic Fetishes' magazine and their polls for jerk-offs as well as the Van Halen sisters as evidenced by their last tour and greatest hits (re-)package. But you really seem to care about us enough to come here and read our threads.

[POJO_Risin]

I miss all the Sammy pieces of shit that used to show up here...ahh...the good ole' days...

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by a.j
man you assholes never give up eddie and alex realy dont give two fuc.ing shits what you people on this site think.

This site is dedicated to DLR, it would really be odd if Ed and Al gave a fuck, wouldn't it?

Originally posted by a.j
2nd, five of van halen's
album's with sammy hager last year went up in sale to boost them to higher platum status dont take my word for it check your self .

5 Van Hagar albums went up in sales last year? So did Dave's solo albums and his VH albums....see when an ablum is bought (or sold) it means that the number of sales rose. What's your point?

"Platum status?" Nice.

Calm down, use the spell check that the site provides....then you won't look as retarded.

Originally posted by a.j
also last
november 2004 drummer world ran a two week poll on who's the best it was between alex van halen - neil peart - john bonham. here are the results. #1 john bonham #2 alex van halen alex missed taking the #1 spot by 7 votes #3 neil peart. so see anyone with brains could care less what you people think think this site is the biggest joke in the cyber world no creditbilty and full of shit!

You think that some stupid poll on in a drummer magazine, or any magazine for that matter, means anything?

Example: Rolling Stone did a top 100 guitarists of all time based on a poll of their readers....EVH came in well behind Kurt Cobain.

Would you call that accurate?

Also, why was Keith Moon not included in this poll with Bonham, AVH, and Peart?

This site is a joke and doesn't matter? Why have you taken the time to post 30 times and start 5 threads?

DLR7884
Being unemployed must leave you with a TON of free time, huh?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by a.j
man you assholes never give up.....see anyone with brains could care less what you people think think this site is the biggest joke in the cyber world no creditbilty and full of shit!

Did you say something?!?

Didn't think so.

[John Holmes]

look, I found this picture of Eddie's ( on the right ) with his rectal ranger boyfriend.



This is before last Hagar Homo Tour.

Since then, Eddie reaped enough money to happily drink himself to death - and that's what he's up to nowadays, indeed.