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  • Sarge
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    • Feb 2003
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    'Doonesbury' Offers $10,000 for Proof Bush Served

    'Doonesbury' Offers $10,000 for Proof Bush Served
    Thu Feb 26, 8:12 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush (news - web sites) has an unlikely ally in his effort to show that he did his National Guard duty during the Vietnam War: the often political and frequently irreverent "Doonesbury" comic strip.




    The strip is offering $10,000 to anyone who can show Bush served in the Alabama Air National Guard.


    "That's right -- we're offering $10,000 cash to anyone who can prove George W. Bush fulfilled his Guard duty in Alabama," Wednesday's strip said. "So if you served with Mr. Bush -- even if only in the officers' club -- we want to hear from you right now!"


    Readers are referred to the Web site doonesbury.com, where a Witness Registration Form asks for online testimony. The site says the prize money is being underwritten by Doonesbury creator Garry Trudeau. "Thanks to Bush's massive tax cuts for people who don't need them, GBT is flush."


    The hitch is the winner will not actually receive the reward. Instead the Web site says the cash will be donated in the winner's name to the United Service Organization (USO), which entertains American troops.


    The strip first offered the reward on Monday and already there are hundreds of responses, according to David Stanford, duty officer at the online Doonesbury Town Hall.


    "We're only in day three and have already received witness forms from over 600 contestants, with more streaming in every hour," Stanford said in an e-mail response to questions.


    "We'll be carefully processing all of them, but what's immediately striking is that so many who've plunged into the depths of their 1972 memories have surfaced with accounts that involve automobiles, alcohol, aliens, secret ops and Elvis," Stanford said.


    The White House had no comment on the contest, but Christine Iverson of the Republican National Committee (news - web sites) said laughingly, "It sounds like a stunt worthy of a comic strip."


    Documents released earlier this month offered no new evidence to show that Bush actually turned up for National Guard duty in Alabama during the latter part of 1972, a period when Democratic National Committee (news - web sites) chairman Terry McAuliffe has accused him of being absent without leave.



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  • Sarge
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    • lucky wilbury

      #3
      people have already come forward and said he was in ala so they'll be paying out a lot of dough.

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      • John Ashcroft
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 2127

        #4
        So the dink's gonna be writing a check to the whitehouse itself? They provided everything asked and more. But of course there will never be "enough" evidence, will there?

        I'll bet I'd have a hard time proving every day of my military service, and I just got out 4 years ago.

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58783

          #5
          Originally posted by John Ashcroft
          So the dink's gonna be writing a check to the whitehouse itself? They provided everything asked and more. But of course there will never be "enough" evidence, will there?

          I'll bet I'd have a hard time proving every day of my military service, and I just got out 4 years ago.
          You could probably get in touch with your Air Force buddies without much effort though, right?

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          • John Ashcroft
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 2127

            #6
            Uh, a couple more have come out recently... I think Lucky's posted the stories...

            And seriously, let's compare the two candidates' history. Look at Kerry's behavior post Vietnam. It's disgraceful at best. I also don't understand how you can crucify Bush over this Guard story, but defend Dean tooth and nail when he admitted he dodged service. And I've watched you defend Clinton on the very same issue. Now, I know you're no fan of Kerry's, so maybe the better comparison is between Bush and Dean. If you're convinced the Bush story is true, how can you be offended by this and not by Dean's deferment (3 days before the now infamous ski trip)? Come on man, you're letting hatred for Bush cloud your judgement.

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              Originally posted by John Ashcroft
              Come on man, you're letting hatred for Bush cloud your judgement.


              Thats the democrats problem in a nutshell...

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              • John Ashcroft
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 2127

                #8
                I know, and we really shouldn't be helping them out of this funk...

                Hell, let them self-destruct. They don't seem to want to listen to anyone or acknowledge what really happened to Dean. So fuck it.

                Actually, I do understand all too clearly the position their party's in. Socialism has been rejected, yet they still want to institute it. They can't go on TV and state their true intentions, so they have to create controversy in hopes of winning by taking down their opponents. It's kinda par for the course with socialists anyway. They never try to elevate the "downtrodden", intead they drag everyone down to the lowest common denominator. They're in the business of spreading misery equally. So it should be no surprise that this campaign is going this way.

                What's gonna be great is the looks on the various talking heads on election day, when Kerry loses by a 10% or greater margin.

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                • Cathedral
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6621

                  #9
                  Honestly, with this Mel Gibson movie making such an impact i will guarentee that this will be the year the Christian moves the vote.

                  Look for a landslide victory over Kerry in Nov.
                  I got one of those feelings again and it is hardly ever wrong.

                  This whole gay marriage issue couldn't have been better timed actually. The majority of Americans do not support Gay Unions and all this stuff is just rattling around the believers mind and i have a feeling that will also motivate voters to go to the polls.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    Yep...

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                    • Junyore Grades
                      Roadie
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 151

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cathedral
                      Honestly, with this Mel Gibson movie making such an impact i will guarentee that this will be the year the Christian moves the vote.

                      Look for a landslide victory over Kerry in Nov.
                      I got one of those feelings again and it is hardly ever wrong.

                      This whole gay marriage issue couldn't have been better timed actually. The majority of Americans do not support Gay Unions and all this stuff is just rattling around the believers mind and i have a feeling that will also motivate voters to go to the polls.
                      I hope you're right, although I'm not so sure. More and more is being accepted as normal these days.
                      You know, like, they can say G*ddamn on t.v., but "shit" is still a dirty word.
                      There are at least five on this board, that I can think of, that have no problem putting the bible on the same shelf as there collection of fairy tales. We even have one on here who even names his character after the son of God, will then pompusley use him to tell how evil you are for supporting a fraudulant chreminal empire, and then will go back to his own Fit On Republican Day character, and cuss you out.
                      I don't know.
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                      • knuckleboner
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2927

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Cathedral


                        Look for a landslide victory over Kerry in Nov.
                        I got one of those feelings again and it is hardly ever wrong.
                        no way. bush may win, but it won't be a landslide.

                        even with nader, last time, bush lost the popular vote. (don't worry, i still think he's the valid president)

                        i don't think the iraqi situation and the economy are nearly as bad as a lot of the chicken littles out there are screaming. (and the national guard "issue" should be nothing of the kind.)

                        but nonetheless, my strong guess is a close election. bush may very well win the popular vote, as well as the electoral. but it won't be by more than 4%. and likely closer. that's got the knuckleboner guarantee!

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                        • John Ashcroft
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2127

                          #13
                          I give him 10%, but of course that's subject to his base's turnout. Believe it or not, I see the swing vote as solidly Bush's.

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                          • knuckleboner
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2927

                            #14
                            10%, eh?

                            nader got 2.6% in 2000. he doesn't do as well as an independent this time around. but i'll give him 2%. an extra 1% for "other."

                            meaning bush 53.5% to kerry 43.5%? nah. too high.

                            if bush wins the popular vote, he wins by 4% tops. and i'm thinking probably closer to 2.5%...

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                            • John Ashcroft
                              Veteran
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2127

                              #15
                              Anything's possible. But I don't see Kerry as a candidate that will motivate masses of people to vote for him rather than staying home.

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