Van Halen: The Worst of Volume I

[WARF]

Van Halen the worst of Volume I.

1- How Many Say I?
2- Right Now
3- Cabo Wabo
4- Ballot or the bullet
5- Spanked Line
6- Not Enough
7- Dreams
8- Black N' Blue
9- Joesphina
10- 5150
11- Can't Stop Lovin' You
12- Why Can't This Be Love
13- Donut City*
14- The Seduction Of Gina (Synth track)*
15- Respect The Wind*

*Limited Edition features Bonus Tracks

[Redballjets88]

yeah that seems about right even tho they already have a worst of its called VH3

[DlocRoth]

Ed should cover "Beth".

Val, what can I do? rofl

[nosuchluck]

you missed "feels so good" and "love walks in"

[buckshotjenkins]

here's some (problme is if you know sammy's bad songs then you musta heard em!)

sucker in a three piece
can't stop loving you
the three new ones
feels so good
probly more (all of 'em) but i don't want to imcriminate myself!

[DLR7884]

THE WORST SONG EVER IS ON OU812. IT'S CALLED "A APOLITICAL BLUES."

DLR7884
I've heard 7 year old white girls sing the blues better than Sammy Hagar.

[bueno bob]

Coming soon....
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Van Halen - The Worst of Our Worlds (c) (p) 2006 Rhino

Disc #1:
1. Mine All Mine
2. Finish What Ya Started
3. Poundcake
4. When it's Love
5. Dreams
6. Right Now
7. Can't Stop Lovin' You
8. Up for Breakfast
9. Why Can't This be Love
10. Feels So Good
11. Summer Nights
12. Without You
13. Amsterdam
14. 5150
15. Top of the World

Disc #2:
1. Humans Being
2. Respect the Wind
3. Runaround
4. Won't Get Fooled Again (live)
5. Good Enough
6. Black and Blue
7. How Many Say I
8. Fire in the Hole
9. It's About Time
10. Summer Nights
11. Best of Both Worlds
12. Learning to See
13. Cabo Wabo
14. Not Enough
15. One Way to Rock (live)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Coming soon....
*************

Van Halen - The Worst of Our Worlds (c) (p) 2006 Rhino

Disc #1:
1. Mine All Mine
2. Finish What Ya Started
3. Poundcake
4. When it's Love
5. Dreams
6. Right Now
7. Can't Stop Lovin' You
8. Up for Breakfast
9. Why Can't This be Love
10. Feels So Good
11. Summer Nights
12. Without You
13. Amsterdam
14. 5150
15. Top of the World

Disc #2:
1. Humans Being
2. Respect the Wind
3. Runaround
4. Won't Get Fooled Again (live)
5. Good Enough
6. Black and Blue
7. How Many Say I
8. Fire in the Hole
9. It's About Time
10. Summer Nights
11. Best of Both Worlds
12. Learning to See
13. Cabo Wabo
14. Not Enough
15. One Way to Rock (live)

It ain't 12, I know, but there's just so much outstanding material to choose from...

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by DLR7884
THE WORST SONG EVER IS ON OU812. IT'S CALLED "A APOLITICAL BLUES."

DLR7884
I've heard 7 year old white girls sing the blues better than Sammy Hagar.

emo bands could sing better than Hagar, and play guitar better than him!

[FORD]

Sevenpoundsealcake has got to be in there somewhere.

How the fuck did they ever think they would get away with recording the same song twice?

EDDIE: Yeah, take that drill thing out in the beginning. What other kind of power tool could we throw in?

ALEX: The song's about seals. Why don't we drop in a loop from those Canadian Seal hunts? Ray's gotta have some footage of that shit.

ED: Not THOSE kind of seals, asshole. Like Bible prophecy and shit. Sammy...it's your goddamned concept. Any ideas?

HAGAR: Umm..........

EDDIE: Fuck! Buddhist monk chants!! Why didn't I think of that?

MIKEY: But what do Buddhist monks have to do with the prophecy of Revelation?

ED/ALEX/SAMMY: SHUT UP MIKEY!!

[bigc]

sounds about right FORD,but I can imagine Hagar going, arent we talking about amsterdam?

[Terry]

Worst of Van Halen:

Why Can't This Be Love - gayness

Dreams - ABC AfterSchool Special muzak

Love Comes Walking In - "I travelled far across the milky way" ??? What the fuck does that even MEAN???

Mine All Mine - "You got Allah in the east, you got Jesus in the West, Christ, what's a man to do?" Very incisive religious commentary.

When It's Love - How do I know when Van Halen sucks? I can tell you, whenever I hear Hagar.

Source of Infection - Lame attempt to recreate the fury of Hot For Teacher.

So Good - "Feels so nice (So Nice!!)" Barney called. He wants his lyrics back.

Runaround - Here's a hint; if some chick is being a tease, don't beg for it, get rejected, then whine about it.

Right Now - Sucks.

Can't Stop Loving You - Sweet jesus (!), Van Hagar got lamer as the years ground on

Standing On Top - Mix and match music from Dance the Night Away and Jump, get a surefire classic VH sound, regardless of Hagar, right? WRONG!!

Without You - Is it just me, or do the lyrics sound like Ed wrote them in response to Dave and the 1996 debacle? And am I the only one who thought this was a Van Hagar outtake when I first heard it? For a guy who says he prefers CVH, why did Gary come across as a Sammy clone when he was in VH?

How Many Say I - Just plain bad. Even Al should have had enough common sense to veto this shit.


..................looks like it would have to be a 2-disc set, because there are still so many truly awful tunes post-1984 that totally deserve to be on a Van Halen Worst Of;

DISC 2:

One I Want - Not so much.

Year To The Day - Van Halen 3 trying to be Zeppelinesque. Page did a better Zep impression with the Firm than Van Halen 3 did with this shit.

Josephina - Ugh.

From Afar - Blech.

Good Enough - Not even close. "Hello, BAAAAAAAABY!" Goodbye, Saaaaammy!

Get Up - and turn this shit off

Best Of Both Worlds - Never had a band that rocked so hard turned so soft in such a short amount of time as Van Halen following Roth's departure.

Give To Live (produced by EVH) - Another attempt at deep, meaningful lyrics from Sammy. This one had Bono shakingn in his boots.

Black And Blue - Lame.

Sucker In A Three Piece - See Black and Blue

Inside - If this is the kind of shit that went on inside Ed's studio, no wonder Dave bailed.

Amsterdam - Ed used to whine that Sam's lyrics for this song weren't meaningful....yeah, well, the music followed suit.