Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8959
    #1

    Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

    Former VH bassist Mark Stone has gone on record as still being out of Van Halen.

    Fresh on the heels of other high-profile Van Halen revelations, Mark Stone called an impromptu press conference at the San Jose community gymnasium late Tuesday afternoon.

    "I'm fucking bald and I could give a shit less. I was bald when I was born and I was bald when I wrote fucking Angel Eyes. That's right, I fucking wrote it....bald fuckers have huge brains, and that's why they got rid of me".

    The former hard rock virtuoso also fielded questions about his book, "Runnin' From The Devil: Rock's Rowdiest Rogues Avoided Me".
    Tags: halen, mark, stone, van
    • SammySucks1984
      Head Fluffer
      • Feb 2005
      • 395
      #2
      thats wacked out he needs to be institutionalized or something
      Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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        • 6 is 9
          Groupie
          • Apr 2005
          • 74
          #3
          Isn't he currently a plummer? I'm not joking either.
          "Who can tell what's going to happen in the years to come? We take it day by day, here today, gone later today. You don't stop and worry. You don't stop, look in the rearview mirror and say "Did I do this right?" People who always look in the rearview mirror tend to swerve off the road. I'm sorry but the rearview mirror is like sitting up there for one reason... It's an object so that you can tilt the mirror, look at yourself and see how cool you are when you're getting somewhere.

          That's pure Zen man..." - DLR, 1982

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            • Diamondjimi
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2004
              • 12086
              #4
              Originally posted by rustoffa
              Former VH bassist Mark Stone has gone on record as still being out of Van Halen.

              Fresh on the heels of other high-profile Van Halen revelations, Mark Stone called an impromptu press conference at the San Jose community gymnasium late Tuesday afternoon.

              "I'm fucking bald and I could give a shit less. I was bald when I was born and I was bald when I wrote fucking Angel Eyes. That's right, I fucking wrote it....bald fuckers have huge brains, and that's why they got rid of me".

              The former hard rock virtuoso also fielded questions about his book, "Runnin' From The Devil: Rock's Rowdiest Rogues Avoided Me".


              LMMFAO !!!!!!

              Nice one

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                • Three Lock Rock
                  Sniper
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 901
                  #5
                  Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

                  Originally posted by rustoffa
                  Former VH bassist Mark Stone has gone on record as still being out of Van Halen.

                  Fresh on the heels of other high-profile Van Halen revelations, Mark Stone called an impromptu press conference at the San Jose community gymnasium late Tuesday afternoon.

                  "I'm fucking bald and I could give a shit less. I was bald when I was born and I was bald when I wrote fucking Angel Eyes. That's right, I fucking wrote it....bald fuckers have huge brains, and that's why they got rid of me".

                  The former hard rock virtuoso also fielded questions about his book, "Runnin' From The Devil: Rock's Rowdiest Rogues Avoided Me".
                  You think thats funny? he is an original member of Van Halen. a little respect huh. dissing an original member makes you the fucking idot ive always said you are.

                  three lock rock (kickin rustoffa in the ass)
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                    • Rikk
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 16518
                      #6
                      Re: Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

                      Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                      You think thats funny? he is an original member of Van Halen. a little respect huh. dissing an original member makes you the fucking idot ive always said you are.

                      three lock rock (kickin rustoffa in the ass)
                      Uh, Dave is considered an original member, dicknose.

                      Seriously, you are the fucking stupidest person I've ever seen post here. I guess they forgot to award your brain with moving electrons, hmm?
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                      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                        • vanzilla
                          Veteran
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 1773
                          #7
                          Re: Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

                          Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                          You think thats funny? he is an original member of Van Halen. a little respect huh. dissing an original member makes you the fucking idot ive always said you are.

                          three lock rock (kickin rustoffa in the ass)
                          Yeh, far be it for you to dis an original member of VH.

                          God you're a fucking idiot.
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                            • Casemeister
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 212
                              #8
                              Re: Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

                              Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                              You think thats funny? he is an original member of Van Halen. a little respect huh. dissing an original member makes you the fucking idot ive always said you are.

                              three lock rock (kickin rustoffa in the ass)

                              At least we know you're not bald.
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                                • rustoffa
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 8959
                                  #9
                                  Re: Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

                                  Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                                  you the fucking idot ive always said you are.


                                  Thanks Dude!

                                  I cross my "t"'s too! Effective literary presence demands attention to detail!

                                  Originally posted by Three Lock Rock

                                  three lock rock (kickin rustoffa in the ass)


                                  You're gonna have to kick down on a new keyboard dude...are you droppin' elbows on that thing?

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                                    • DlocRoth
                                      ROCKSTAR

                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 5518
                                      #10
                                      LMAO...

                                      Can anybody find a pic of this dude?

                                      With the band or otherwise?
                                      Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                                        • WARF
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 15320
                                          #11
                                          Does that mean that Mikey is headed back to SNAKE?

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                                            • DlocRoth
                                              ROCKSTAR

                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 5518
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by WARF
                                              Does that mean that Mikey is headed back to SNAKE?
                                              ROFL
                                              Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                                                • bueno bob
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 22942
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by WARF
                                                  Does that mean that Mikey is headed back to SNAKE?
                                                  Hey, dude, don't knock it - that's gonna be a hot reunion!
                                                  Twistin' by the pool.

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