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    Exclamation Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

    Former VH bassist Mark Stone has gone on record as still being out of Van Halen.

    Fresh on the heels of other high-profile Van Halen revelations, Mark Stone called an impromptu press conference at the San Jose community gymnasium late Tuesday afternoon.

    "I'm fucking bald and I could give a shit less. I was bald when I was born and I was bald when I wrote fucking Angel Eyes. That's right, I fucking wrote it....bald fuckers have huge brains, and that's why they got rid of me".

    The former hard rock virtuoso also fielded questions about his book, "Runnin' From The Devil: Rock's Rowdiest Rogues Avoided Me".

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    thats wacked out he needs to be institutionalized or something
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    Isn't he currently a plummer? I'm not joking either.
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    Originally posted by rustoffa
    Former VH bassist Mark Stone has gone on record as still being out of Van Halen.

    Fresh on the heels of other high-profile Van Halen revelations, Mark Stone called an impromptu press conference at the San Jose community gymnasium late Tuesday afternoon.

    "I'm fucking bald and I could give a shit less. I was bald when I was born and I was bald when I wrote fucking Angel Eyes. That's right, I fucking wrote it....bald fuckers have huge brains, and that's why they got rid of me".

    The former hard rock virtuoso also fielded questions about his book, "Runnin' From The Devil: Rock's Rowdiest Rogues Avoided Me".


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    Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

    Originally posted by rustoffa
    Former VH bassist Mark Stone has gone on record as still being out of Van Halen.

    Fresh on the heels of other high-profile Van Halen revelations, Mark Stone called an impromptu press conference at the San Jose community gymnasium late Tuesday afternoon.

    "I'm fucking bald and I could give a shit less. I was bald when I was born and I was bald when I wrote fucking Angel Eyes. That's right, I fucking wrote it....bald fuckers have huge brains, and that's why they got rid of me".

    The former hard rock virtuoso also fielded questions about his book, "Runnin' From The Devil: Rock's Rowdiest Rogues Avoided Me".
    You think thats funny? he is an original member of Van Halen. a little respect huh. dissing an original member makes you the fucking idot ive always said you are.

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    Re: Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

    Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
    You think thats funny? he is an original member of Van Halen. a little respect huh. dissing an original member makes you the fucking idot ive always said you are.

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    Uh, Dave is considered an original member, dicknose.

    Seriously, you are the fucking stupidest person I've ever seen post here. I guess they forgot to award your brain with moving electrons, hmm?
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    Re: Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

    Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
    You think thats funny? he is an original member of Van Halen. a little respect huh. dissing an original member makes you the fucking idot ive always said you are.

    three lock rock (kickin rustoffa in the ass)
    Yeh, far be it for you to dis an original member of VH.

    God you're a fucking idiot.
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    Re: Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

    Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
    You think thats funny? he is an original member of Van Halen. a little respect huh. dissing an original member makes you the fucking idot ive always said you are.

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    Re: Re: Mark Stone: I'm still out of Van Halen.

    Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
    you the fucking idot ive always said you are.


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    LMAO...

    Can anybody find a pic of this dude?

    With the band or otherwise?
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    Does that mean that Mikey is headed back to SNAKE?

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    Originally posted by WARF
    Does that mean that Mikey is headed back to SNAKE?
    ROFL

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    Originally posted by WARF
    Does that mean that Mikey is headed back to SNAKE?
    Hey, dude, don't knock it - that's gonna be a hot reunion!
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