Sammy started dissing Dave on the Sam/Dave tour because Dave refused Sammy's advances

[Nitro Express]

Sammy and Mike constantly tried to get Dave in their bus on the Sam/Dave tour because both have a real fetish with Dave's ass. After being constantly turned down by Dave, Hagar started to feel the fire of hate. Nobody hates more than an obsessed fan who doesn't get what they want. Sammy wanted Dave's ass bad but couldn't get it. Mike too. Dave refused their group gay love in and promised to send them to hell if bothered again. Mike and Sammy did each other pretending it was Dave but it just didn't work. They both live in angush because their altimate fantasy is unreachable. Dave has a shotgun and is an martial arts expert, pressing up could be fatal.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Sounds about right.

When Dave ingorned or tried to get away from Sam's advances, Sammy had an Elton John-like hissy fit.

[SammySucks1984]

sam tosses mikey's salad daily they both love the cock

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!!!

[Nitro Express]

Mike's salad is a bean salad with lots of hot sauce.

[Dave's Bitch]

i heard on the sammy/dave tour that for the first few gig's sammy was alot better than dave,but after a show or two dave found his concert legs so to speak and got into it again

is that true??????

[Dave's Bitch]

i bet that tour kicked ass whatever happend with dave and sammy though

[Roguesgirl]

Dave said something like Sam was walking around with his cock in one hand and a bottle of tequila in the other...or something like that?

Anyone have that quote?

[Roguesgirl]

and he would keep knocking on Daves door and couldn't figure out why Dave wouldn't answer. LMAO.

connect the dots Sam...

[CROWBAR]

There's sam again, bottle of Tequila in one hand, his dick in the other, bangin' on the windshield.

There ya go roguesgirl!

[Redballjets88]

did anyone else see the thing on vh1? it showed sammy complaining that every city gave dave the bigger dressing room

[CROWBAR]

I did. That was fucking hilarious! Only a star gets the star treatment ya know?

Would you like some cheese with that whine spammy!

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
i heard on the sammy/dave tour that for the first few gig's sammy was alot better than dave,but after a show or two dave found his concert legs so to speak and got into it again

is that true??????

David Lee Roth is the greatest frontman of all time!!!!!

It is a sin to mention Spam Gaygar in the same sentence as

the Diamond One!!!

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
There's sam again, bottle of Tequila in one hand, his dick in the other, bangin' on the windshield.

There ya go roguesgirl!

Love that!

Nice avatar Crowbar!

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
David Lee Roth is the greatest frontman of all time!!!!!

It is a sin to mention Spam Gaygar in the same sentence as

the Diamond One!!!

umm so is that a no???

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Love that!

Nice avatar Crowbar!

Thank ya!

[Sarge]

Where is Nitro Express?

[Diamondjimi]

Sammy and Mike constantly tried to get Dave in their bus on the Sam/Dave tour because both have a real fetish with Dave's ass. After being constantly turned down by Dave, Hagar started to feel the fire of hate. Nobody hates more than an obsessed fan who doesn't get what they want. Sammy wanted Dave's ass bad but couldn't get it. Mike too. Dave refused their group gay love in and promised to send them to hell if bothered again. Mike and Sammy did each other pretending it was Dave but it just didn't work. They both live in angush because their altimate fantasy is unreachable. Dave has a shotgun and is an martial arts expert, pressing up could be fatal.

The Reach Around Half are still bitter they could'nt corner Dave for manlove.