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    Gayest DLR video

    What is the gayest DLR video? Yes I know all DLR with VH video's are gay but Im looking to see which of his solo stuff is the gayest (all of it in my book). Some people may thing A Little Aint Enough where he does that really stupid sword routine, Going Crazy or the plain gay Just a Gigolo

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    Re: Gayest DLR video

    Originally posted by Thorman
    What is the gayest DLR video? Yes I know all DLR with VH video's are gay but Im looking to see which of his solo stuff is the gayest (all of it in my book). Some people may thing A Little Aint Enough where he does that really stupid sword routine, Going Crazy or the plain gay Just a Gigolo
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    Personally...the spandex in all his video's does it for me...what is with that..spandex? I mean come on I thought he was a friggin rocker.....not in spandex he aint....or those super gay body outfits he wears...whatupwitdat...

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    Glad to know you review content for gayness SHEEP.

    Do you fondle yourself during these sessions?:confused:

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    Red face

    I think it's "Yank Rose" where he shakes his butt in front of the camera close up. That was gay like something Paul Stanley would do.

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    How gay is this SHEEP!

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    Oh my god..Tom...I forgot about that...and the makeup he was wearing...what a flying fag...what was that about...the ass in the camera is so retarded...and these Rothfucktards love this guy and crap on Sammy??? Man are they fucked up!!

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    I'm no sheep, but I believe I'm qualified enough to call that exceptionally, definingly gay.
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    You do Bob cause u always answer

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    80's rock was ALL about the spandex... and the ass shaking... its only closet homosexuals that feel the need to point at a differant decade's style and say 'ooh how gay....'

    for goodness sake the beatles wore suits.. does that make them buisness men??????

    and that pic of sammy above? all i can say is people in glass houses shouldnt throw rocks....

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    You know, all jokes aside....

    I remember seeing that "Right Now" video years back, and commenting immediately about Sammy's GAY fucking bullshit he did in that thing.

    Howard Stern exposed that bullshit too.

    I can't fucking believe people support a fucking faggot like Hagar after that bullshit he pulled.

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    Honestly, Stand Up is pretty gay. but Samanta's I cun't drive 55 is much gayer than any Roth vids. I hope someone posts it here.
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    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
    How gay is this SHEEP!
    That's very gay like the thorman show!!!
    little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
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    All about spandex...I thought it was about the music

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    Seeing Dave stickin' it in the camera gave us something to look at while we listened to the music

    I enjoy that video tremendously
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    Re: Gayest DLR video

    Originally posted by Thorman
    What is the gayest DLR video? Yes I know all DLR with VH video's are gay but Im looking to see which of his solo stuff is the gayest (all of it in my book). Some people may thing A Little Aint Enough where he does that really stupid sword routine, Going Crazy or the plain gay Just a Gigolo
    First you obsess about Dave's butt (his chaps) now you are wishing to
    find Gayness in his videos ??

    Hows your ass feel tonight ??

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    Re: Gayest DLR video

    Originally posted by Thorman
    What is the gayest DLR video? Yes I know all DLR with VH video's are gay but Im looking to see which of his solo stuff is the gayest (all of it in my book). Some people may thing A Little Aint Enough where he does that really stupid sword routine, Going Crazy or the plain gay Just a Gigolo
    There never was a video for Perfect Timimg you dumb cunt.

    You must have imagined it while jerking off to pictures of Ronald MacDonald.

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    Originally posted by Tom Vu
    I think it's "Yank Rose" where he shakes his butt in front of the camera close up. That was gay like something Paul Stanley would do.
    "Yank Rose?", Vu?

    Go yank your cock.

    You probably pause that video right at that point and start licking the screen.
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    Look!!

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    Hey Thorman, you can't 'Bam' anymore, you are no longer a sniper...because you post to fucking much. You fucking spanner!

    Check out what Sammy wears in the Live: Right Here, Right Now video. Those tight tartan pants scream "homosexual" so loudly that you can't even hear the music (thankfully).

    Face it, Dave's had more pussy than you could ever download. Paul Stanley too, for that matter.

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    Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
    You fucking spanner!
    LOL I haven't heard that expression in years.

    I must use that today in the real world.

    Cheers!


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    Originally posted by Thorman
    All about spandex...I thought it was about the music

    Bam
    you twat, you know exactly what he meant. don't try and twist his words and make it sound like you're all about the music, defending its honour. it was about spandex, it was about music, it wasn't about sammy hagar.

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    Most of Dave's 80's vids were excellent and hilarious. I hadn't seen the Goin Crazy video in years and saw it recently...forgot all about that butt shake in the camera...and the microphone fucking thing with his hands...classic and hilarious. Dave can fucking dress in spandex if he wants to, the 80's were good like that and, holy shit, wouldn't we all like to get those hair metal type days back and put these limp diskuits, Creud, blink 187 "bands" in their place. Music and vids were fun back then, now it's all gloom and doom...

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    Thorman, if I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Originally posted by meanstreet
    Most of Dave's 80's vids were excellent and hilarious. I hadn't seen the Goin Crazy video in years and saw it recently...forgot all about that butt shake in the camera...and the microphone fucking thing with his hands...classic and hilarious. Dave can fucking dress in spandex if he wants to, the 80's were good like that and, holy shit, wouldn't we all like to get those hair metal type days back and put these limp diskuits, Creud, blink 187 "bands" in their place. Music and vids were fun back then, now it's all gloom and doom...
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    This is gay!

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    Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
    Hey Thorman, you can't 'Bam' anymore, you are no longer a sniper...because you post to fucking much. You fucking spanner!

    Check out what Sammy wears in the Live: Right Here, Right Now video. Those tight tartan pants scream "homosexual" so loudly that you can't even hear the music (thankfully).

    Face it, Dave's had more pussy than you could ever download. Paul Stanley too, for that matter.
    Dude...I may have gone past sniper but its in my blood........Bam

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    Originally posted by CROWBAR
    This is gay!
    LOL... wtf was he thinking??
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    all of them are fucking gay, just like all the posters here. fags, each and every one of them.
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    He had just watched some of Dave's videos and wanted to see what it feels like to be a gaylord just like Dave...only Sam is to hip and cool!! Man he is the coolest 57 year old on the planet...I bet Dave loves the Cabo Wabo tequila though

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    dave doesnt have any taste to actually enjoy sams tequila...daves so gay what a fuckstain fagboy.

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    Dave is so stupid Sam could give him pepsi and dave would think it is tequila

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    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
    LOL... wtf was he thinking??
    I don't know but he sure looks gay!

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    Hey what the hell is sammy wearing at the start of the live withour a net video when they are jamming on one way to rock.

    fuckin looks like some kind of persian or morrocan rug? whats up with that for fashion.

    Then eddie starts wearing pink baggie pants? he would never wear that with Dave in the band and thats the truth.

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    my ass is Thorman's view of cool, is going up to random guys and cupping them.
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    Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
    all of the T's are fucking gay, just like all the posters on sammyhagar.net. fags, each and every one of them and I love it.
    we know you're gay, you don't have to shout it out
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    Originally posted by s.o.s.r
    you twat, you know exactly what he meant. don't try and twist his words and make it sound like you're all about the music, defending its honour. it was about spandex, it was about music, it wasn't about sammy hagar.
    What about Sammy? It is all about the music so dont say otherwise..Spandex?

    Bam

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    Hands And Knee's

    I've heard people say this video by some guy.. He's not important called "hands and knee's" was pretty gay.. It had the van halen crew in it for some reason, but they had better things to do than to be bothered with this clown.. So, this guy plays with robots, talking about being on his hands and knee's.. So we have a clown talking abou suckin off somoene while playing music with robots.. hmmmmmmmmm i dunno who this clown is, but he shouldn't be playing music, he should be working at Mcdonalds

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