Ok gang,
This is the thread to discuss all the sexual bloopers you have had in your life.
Those of you that have sex that is.
One time I was having sex with this hot ass chick.
She was smokin'.
It was our first date of course.
We went back to my house.
We started making love, and I think this chick had watched more than 1 porno movie.
She started making all these groaning noises, and yipping... like one of those Taco Bell dogs.
Fuck.. We had sex for almost 3 hours and I couldn't bust my wad.
The whole time I am having sex it is just sounding like I am skinning a fucking cat.
Finally I said fuck it and pulled the baseball bat out of her ass..
Joking.. Finally I said fuck it and gave up.
She was like "Whats the matter.. Did you cum?"
I said "Umm.. no.. I can't. All that fucking yelling you did turned me off. Please get the fuck out"
True story.
So.. any sexual bloopers or escapades that went the wrong way?