It's like that wise old sage Redd Foxx used to say - "When the lights go out, the only question that matters is: Who Washed...Originally posted by POJO_Risin
and make sure you clean your ass after shitting...
It's like that wise old sage Redd Foxx used to say - "When the lights go out, the only question that matters is: Who Washed...Originally posted by POJO_Risin
and make sure you clean your ass after shitting...
Yo Yo Yo
Originally posted by aesop
It's like that wise old sage Redd Foxx used to say - "When the lights go out, the only question that matters is: Who Washed...?"
Prayer to this deity often increases the peace in your life. I should live by this advice.Originally posted by Cathedral
Hey, tomorrow begins a 10 day celebration that ends on the 15th with Global Prayer Day.
Prayer changes things, people, it really does....
"I'd like to teach the world to sing, in pefect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a coke....but really, No, I wouldn't cause that would be pretty expensive....how about i just give some locals a ride to the coke machine?"
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Katy...?Originally posted by Cathedral
Hey, tomorrow begins a 10 day celebration that ends on the 15th with Global Prayer Day.
Prayer changes things, people, it really does....
Sorry dude, couldn't hold myself back. Feel free to come and slap me a lil.
Roth Army Militia
Cats don't like me, which is ironic since people call me Cat, lol.
Words to live by...
by POJO...
Risin...
I was walking down the street a couple of days ago...
and this guy walks up to me..."Hey, how's it going"...
So I grabbed his arm and twisted it behind his back...and said...
"Now who's asking the fucking questions?..."
My brother hasn't talked to me since...
Don't drink milk that's been in your car for a week...
unless you like eating rotten pussy....
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Katy...?
Sorry dude, couldn't hold myself back. Feel free to come and slap me a lil.
Na, i would never slap you...however.........
LMAO! Classic. Those are words I'll definately live byOriginally posted by POJO_Risin
I was walking down the street a couple of days ago...
and this guy walks up to me..."Hey, how's it going"...
So I grabbed his arm and twisted it behind his back...and said...
"Now who's asking the fucking questions?..."
My brother hasn't talked to me since...
Yo Kat...I'm just here to give people some shit that they can use in life...
call me the fucking confusious of the Army...the webmaster that's built for giving...
Only those who have eaten rotten pussy knows just how revolting this truly is.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Words to live by...
by POJO...
Risin...
Don't drink milk that's been in your car for a week...
unless you like eating rotten pussy....
Serene Thought #1:
Only they who have a finger sniffing technique know why they have it.
And once there is commitment, one must follow through. And it's like french kissing an unflushed...Originally posted by Cathedral
Only those who have eaten rotten pussy knows just how revolting this truly is.
...how the fuck did we get on this topic?
You see...like confuscious...it brings a following of like minded individuals...
Yes. But confuscious was blunt, not subtle.
Give away, my wise brother.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Kat...I'm just here to give people some shit that they can use in life...
call me the fucking confusious of the Army...the webmaster that's built for giving...
Words to live by...
By POJO...
Risin...
I was standing in my frontyard with my neighbor...
He looked down at his shoe and said, "Damn, I stepped in some dogshit you didn't clean up..."
I pushed him over...he fell on the dogshit...covering his pants...
"There, it's cleaned up now..."
Tell Laura I love her...
Don't eat peanuts while walking through a heard of elephants...
and never...and I mean never...eat spicy chicken when you have a hemmeroid...
Naaaaa, dude, no way, there is no follow through with nasty poon.Originally posted by Rikk
And once there is commitment, one must follow through. And it's like french kissing an unflushed...
...how the fuck did we get on this topic?
I have had the nerve to walk out on smelly crotch before.
It's easy because i know damn well i won't be trying to get in it again.
Just like chicks with rotten teeth, that sends a signal that hygeine ain't a top priority, therefore, i finds da door, NOW!
"OH damn, look at the time, i'm late for that thing with the thing about the.....thing, See Ya!"
Serene Thought #2:
I remember the days of really hairy pussy.
Hey...I heard '80's hair was set to make a big (no pun intended) comeback!Originally posted by Cathedral
Serene Thought #2:
I remember the days of really hairy pussy.
...I can't wait.
Most people never believe this, but in real life, I'm quite polite (well, sometimes). And I've committed before and not had the nerve to take it back. You know how caught up you get, kissing and taking the clothes off, and you're like "Yeah, I'm gonna lig that fuggin' pussy, yeah..." And she pulls them off and you jump down and dive in like you're on the cliff waterslide at your local water park...and then you have to cough a few times. And when a girl says: "You okay?" You have to say, "Yeah...gulp...great...", and keep going...because what are you going to say?..."Well, this is fun, but your pussy tastes like skim milk left in an Impala for a fortnight?":eek:Originally posted by Cathedral
Naaaaa, dude, no way, there is no follow through with nasty poon.
I have had the nerve to walk out on smelly crotch before.
It's easy because i know damn well i won't be trying to get in it again.
Just like chicks with rotten teeth, that sends a signal that hygeine ain't a top priority, therefore, i finds da door, NOW!
"OH damn, look at the time, i'm late for that thing with the thing about the.....thing, See Ya!"
LMMFAO, I am so sorry for your luck, but if i am gagging, she's got to know she is putrid down there.
Getting up and saying "Look babe, that shit is peeling the lining of my esophogus" isn't as bad as her knowing her pooty stinks and letting you go for it.
There is no excuse for stinky poon, and this guy has no dishonor in pointing out what should be damned obvious.
Now i'm a pussy eatin fool, but like a fresh baked pie, the shit has got to be sweet for me to eat.
The 80's were trimmed a bit, i'm talking about 70's hairy pussy. the shit ya needed a self propelled mower to weed through.Originally posted by aesop
Hey...I heard '80's hair was set to make a big (no pun intended) comeback!
...I can't wait.
And in some cases, a machete.
Well, unfortunately POJO didn't post his wisdom soon enough, and well...let's just say some of us must learn things the hard way.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
LMAO! Classic. Those are words I'll definately live by
It's funny, but this is one of the great debates there is to be had. It truly is. And I talk to guys that say, "Once you commit, you have to go through with it and then never go near that pussy again." And other guys say, "Fuck that shit. If staying on her pussy would make me throw up on it, what do you think the chick would prefer me to do?" And there's only one answer to this debate...it's not about honor. Every guy has some sexual pride. The real truth is, there are varying degrees of a rancid cunnilingual experience. I guess I've never licked a pussy that's quite as bad as the kind you are describing. I've certainly gone down on snatch that is pretty rancid. But not tasting of number 2. When I think rancid, I think of unwashed, sweaty pussy with a hint of number 1...Originally posted by Cathedral
LMMFAO, I am so sorry for your luck, but if i am gagging, she's got to know she is putrid down there.
Getting up and saying "Look babe, that shit is peeling the lining of my esophogus" isn't as bad as her knowing her pooty stinks and letting you go for it.
There is no excuse for stinky poon, and this guy has no dishonor in pointing out what should be damned obvious.
Now i'm a pussy eatin fool, but like a fresh baked pie, the shit has got to be sweet for me to eat.
Christ, this is one of the most mother fucking disgusting discussions I've had at this site!!!
I usually say, "wow, somebody is past their expiration date! Euuhhhh!!"Originally posted by Rikk
Most people never believe this, but in real life, I'm quite polite (well, sometimes). And I've committed before and not had the nerve to take it back. You know how caught up you get, kissing and taking the clothes off, and you're like "Yeah, I'm gonna lig that fuggin' pussy, yeah..." And she pulls them off and you jump down and dive in like you're on the cliff waterslide at your local water park...and then you have to cough a few times. And when a girl says: "You okay?" You have to say, "Yeah...gulp...great...", and keep going...because what are you going to say?..."Well, this is fun, but your pussy tastes like skim milk left in an Impala for a fortnight?":eek:
But subtlety was never my strong point.
My bad experiences can be counted on half a hand, lol.Originally posted by Rikk
It's funny, but this is one of the great debates there is to be had. It truly is. And I talk to guys that say, "Once you commit, you have to go through with it and then never go near that pussy again." And other guys say, "Fuck that shit. If staying on her pussy would make me throw up on it, what do you think the chick would prefer me to do?" And there's only one answer to this debate...it's not about honor. Every guy has some sexual pride. The real truth is, there are varying degrees of a rancid cunnilingual experience. I guess I've never licked a pussy that's quite as bad as the kind you are describing. I've certainly gone down on snatch that is pretty rancid. But not tasting of number 2. When I think rancid, I think of unwashed, sweaty pussy with a hint of number 1...
Christ, this is one of the most mother fucking disgusting discussions I've had at this site!!!
I make very good use of pre-sex conversations i reckon.
At some point when the pre-sex jitters are toiling with my lady and i, i try to engage in a conversation about what each other likes about a sexual experience.
Heck, one of my subtle ways of getting into a womans pants is to give her a play by play of how i go about it.
I call this a learning process, and i usually get a good idea of how clean she is before time to engage.
I do drop hints that i don't go for sour flaps and the response to that is usually something like, "I don't douche, i think that's nasty"...at that stage she has just removed her from all oral possibility with me.
I don't stick a dirty snausage in their mouth's, so i don't expect my tongue to go beyond its acceptable call of duty.
I love it when they boast about how clean they are, that's a green light that leads to what can only come second to a clitorus flavored Jolly Rancher, lmmfao.
Now if i don't get the answer i am looking for my first job is to dip the finger in it and get a sample of the goods to pass by my nose.
All women know guys do this, it's whether or not they get busted doing it that makes all the difference and I am a master at this technique, it works flawlessly and i have never been caught mid sniff, lol.
Oh, and i love the chicks that say they are "All Natural" because i have found in my journey's that that statement usually means they stink.
I'm not against the natural thing really, but i do expect a trip to the bathroom where she at least washes the thing before spreading eagle lookin to be lapped like a dog to a strip steak.
i'm never opposed to a shower and washing it myself either. wet foreplay has it's advantages, and you make sure everything is nice a clean for both parties....
Originally posted by Cathedral
Heck, one of my subtle ways of getting into a womans pants is to give her a play by play of how i go about it.
Me too!
It's an awesome technique! There's no miss in this situation. All you have to do is talk about positions, techniques, kissing style, etc. when you're sitting alone with the woman. Any woman can talk about sex. So, if you do this as if it's just normal converation, the chick will make it very clear if she's interested within a few moments by: 1) presenting hypothetical situations; 2) talking in a more engaging manner; 3) making it clear that she's not THAT promiscuous because YOUR opinion of her counts... The bottom line is, it works to test the waters very quickly and it's usually not an off-limits conversation with any chick if you start reasonably...you don't say: "So, glad we could have this coffee. What makes you cumm easier: doggy-style or cunnilingus?" The other important point is, having this conversation will either make a chick want to sleep with you (if she didn't already) or make her realize she wanted to. To top it off, there's nothing more intense than extreme verbal flirting to make the sex explosive.
That said...you can occasionally tell that this chick would be a dead fuck or really just not right during this conversation too...but then you didn't do anything physical to find this out. And all is safe.
As for the "cleanliness" converations...I've never had the guts to move into that, CAT. It would have saved me some misery on maybe two or three occasions.
Really? What Mosque do you worship at?Originally posted by Cathedral
Hey, tomorrow begins a 10 day celebration that ends on the 15th with Global Prayer Day.
I have walked out on ungroomed vag before, but that was all about not paying attention to subtle cues given during conversations on intimacy.Originally posted by Cathedral
I have had the nerve to walk out on smelly crotch before.
It's all about the cues because if they're too ignorant for you during copulation they're generally going to be too ignorant to survive modern life on their own power without having to cling on to some of yours.
Just say you have an allergy to smelly poon, lmmfao, so it must be clean.
I tell a story about a friend who hooked up with a nasty whore or something, total fiction, but the response can be quick and telling.
Just be creative, but don't use a story of a past personal love, that is a bad move, always use "I have this friend" to start the cleanliness ploy.
The key to my success is to make the lady feel as though she is the one controlling the conversation, she is the one basically asking the questions. I just guide them with subtle, under the radar, nuances.
Mostly with a comment directed at myself or some sort of personal response that is designed to promote sympathy, or intrigue.
Put it this way, I paid very good attention in Psychology Class, lol.
It was one of my few A+'s in my lifetime.
Works great for parenting as well, lol.
Women are all about stories. tell them a romantic one where they are the star and you are their slave, they melt quicker than a Cadbury Egg in a burning building.
It helps if we back up the talk by doing the walk, lmmfao.....
Yeah, but I don't like getting too mesmerizing or sympathetic to chicks...usually I'm not interested in anything past that experience, or maybe a few more. But definitely not a relationship in most cases. And thus, I try to put across this sort of "Look at me, I'm suddenly interested in you after being a slight dick all night" personality. And it works, usually. Playing the slave just doesn't work for me. Mind you, I love it when a chick takes control...at least to some degree. It's almost like a challenge.
how ironic that a fab thread turned
into a smelly crotch convo....
heheheh
Different strokes for different folks i guess, but don't get me wrong, they never forget that i am their big strong man, their Gladiator who will do battle for their honor.
Of course it's all bullshit and unless i see a future in them i'll hardly remember their number tomorrow.
Until about 10 years ago i was never like that, but behind every asshole there is a woman who made him that way.
Us guys are more alike than we think, and that's because the chicks who screwed us over are all alike as well.
You show me a nice guy and i'll show you a bitch looking to stroke him for all he's worth, right down to his dignity.
All i saw was a request for the subject to be changed, and guess what was on my mind?Originally posted by ashstralia
how ironic that a fab thread turned
into a smelly crotch convo....
heheheh
lmmfao......................:p
LOL @ the cleanliness ployOriginally posted by Cathedral
Just say you have an allergy to smelly poon, lmmfao, so it must be clean.
I tell a story about a friend who hooked up with a nasty whore or something, total fiction, but the response can be quick and telling.
Just be creative, but don't use a story of a past personal love, that is a bad move, always use "I have this friend" to start the cleanliness ploy.
TLC
You KNOW I got the blues.
Can you dig it?
Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!
But last night you said it was all true!Originally posted by Cathedral
Of course it's all bullshit
I think there are exceptions. Rare, but exceptionsOriginally posted by Cathedral
You show me a nice guy and i'll show you a bitch looking to stroke him for all he's worth, right down to his dignity.
LOL, what can i say, i hate surprises that spring themselves on the senses.Originally posted by Roguesgirl
LOL @ the cleanliness ploy
It's like a fart. you aren't bothered by your own, but someone elses can make you sick.
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
But last night you said it was all true!
Where you're concerned it is true, so turn that frown upsidedown, muffin...
I think there are exceptions. Rare, but exceptions
Agreed, but in my case she was a bitter little snake looking to get even with the entire male race, lol.
I still respect women. I don't like breaking hearts or being an asshole. It just happens! Some women really think guys intend on doing that. They think guys sit around saying: "The minute we're finished tonight, I'll never call her again and she'll feel hurt! HA HA HA!!!" But it just happens. When you want to get into a chick's pants, there are few things other than that that you think about. Deep down, you know you probably won't care about talking to her after this. But you somehow forget that, and she's the coolest thing in the world at that moment. You usually know BEFORE the sex if you're interested in a chick beyond the sex. In fact, if you're interested in a chick beyond the sex, you actually don't hold the sex to as high a standard. My most exciting lays were not with chicks I was in love with.
But one thing is true...it doesn't matter how much you like a chick or dig a chick or can't wait to get wid...if the legs open and you smell sour milk, that's gonna a put a damper on everything...even if you've committed. I don't care how good she is after that.
I'm still waiting for ALLY to cook me breakfast naked.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I think there are exceptions. Rare, but exceptions
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