Yeah but as long as you don't marry the bitch, she can't screw you. Just have a baseball bat handy in case she is a real psyco and needs to be put in her place.
Yeah but as long as you don't marry the bitch, she can't screw you. Just have a baseball bat handy in case she is a real psyco and needs to be put in her place.
you would think that, but these days who fucking knows........it's kinda anything goes.Originally Posted by Nitro Express
just like the old days........they just have to point a finger at, say "he did it" after shedding a few fake tears.......and all hell breaks loose......just like the old days.....and it still even now doesn't matter if you did anything or not......
as for not getting screwed if i don't marry the bitch.........well, i don't believe in marriage to begin with, so there goes that one.......
but then again, these days you don't even have to screw the bitch first....hell, you don't even have to touch her.........
"It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond
"I breed kitties, my mom and I do real swell at the spring Cat Show."
Maybe the solution to your problem is to move to Dubai. Fake tears and finger pointing from a woman doesn't fly in that part of the world.
I disagree, I had a drummer who used this "wounded warrior" ploy, he did alright..
Here's one to try out this weekend, I suspect it's got bulletproof doability:
"One man's junk is another man's garbage, right?"
dude, i don't play for that team. sorry about your luck.
you silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!
Last edited by ace diamond; 11-13-2010 at 05:18 AM.
very funny.........i know that is a very dangerous region of the planet, and i have no desire to ever go there.
dubai is a very dangerous place.
now, granted, i may be fucking crazy, but i ain't that fucking stupid!
This is the winning attitude! Bravo, sir...
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
I'm talking about my drummer's luck - he made his connections by playing the pity card, some chicks feel empowered over a guy who seems damaged.
That way it gives them something do dwell on in the relationship besides doing the cooking and laundry: how they're gonna fix you. Ain't that great?
YEAH its dysfunctional, but he got laid, had a kid, had a marriage for a few years. Better to have loved than.. right?
Worked for Ringo too, didn't it - and you don't knock Ringo. He's been with Barbara Bach for the last 30 years, I'd say he kicked ass with the mopey act.
"Can I get you a drunk?"
I bet You Pick-up All the Guys Like That,GAR.
Nope, want nothing to do with one I have to change, makeover, or take care of. Men come as is, with scratches and dents, no returns no refunds. Better be right up front, or just forget the whole thing.
Oh dear.
It's nice to have an assist once in awhile, though!
oh bullcrap men hate to be "changed"
That depends!
I mean really, some of us enjoy Depends.
yup.
no truer words have ever been said.
i hate it with an all consuming hellfire and sulfuric brimstone fueled passion.
Last edited by ace diamond; 11-14-2010 at 06:03 AM.
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