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Thread: dear Diamond David Lee™, the hitch1969© open letter 2005

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Well, fucking wake me up when something interesting happens...

    SNORE....
    LOL!

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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    Hitch I love you like the brother I never had but you're washed out man.

    The worst thing that could happen to an Internet FIGHTER happened to you.



    YOU GOT CIVILISED!

    These days even having the password to Sarge's Little Helper doesn't help.

    Posting once every month about your love of fat sammy, your fear of taking a shit outside your basement, losing Riddler, closing down your site and whatnot. Like Hagar you are yesterdays man.

    Don't take it personally, I'm the day before yesterday's man.

    You've lost your mojo either put in the time and damage yourself physically and emotionally with booze, drugs and heartache or sit on the periphery making little jabs.



    Cheers!

    Post of the month! :bottle:
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    Hitch I love you like the brother I never had but you're washed out man.

    The worst thing that could happen to an Internet FIGHTER happened to you.



    YOU GOT CIVILISED!

    These days even having the password to Sarge's Little Helper doesn't help.

    Posting once every month about your love of fat sammy, your fear of taking a shit outside your basement, losing Riddler, closing down your site and whatnot. Like Hagar you are yesterdays man.

    Don't take it personally, I'm the day before yesterday's man.

    You've lost your mojo either put in the time and damage yourself physically and emotionally with booze, drugs and heartache or sit on the periphery making little jabs.



    Cheers!

    sesh, do you have a boner?

    uh uh u huh uh uhuhuh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh

    i love you baby. but you are banned.

    thank you drive thru.

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    anyone who sasses off to old #2 is hereby fucking banned.

    you run with the pinkertons and i hate the cocksucking pinkertons.

    BREASTS!!

    =h=

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    You cunt ban me I'm #11.

    You know the rules #2-#10's can only ban #50s or above...

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    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    anyone who sasses off to old #2 is hereby fucking banned.

    you run with the pinkertons and i hate the cocksucking pinkertons.

    BREASTS!!

    =h=
    :eek: better check my membership #. nah... still dont care.

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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    You cunt ban me I'm #11.

    You know the rules #2-#10's can only ban #50s or above...
    Let's see...

    Sarge is number one
    Hitch© is number two
    I am number three
    Then Pojo is number four
    Conmee is number five
    Anyone following these numbers are insignificant.
    Never question the top five or you will be banned.

    Have a great day

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    Originally posted by BrownSound1


    Never question the top five or you will be banned.

    Have a great day
    I have a question..........
    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    who the fuck is hitch1969?
    I like Van Halen more than Dave's PA Rental.....which means I like Van Halen more than you


    "YOU JUST BUILD BIKES!"

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    Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
    hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!
    Nevermind I found it.

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    Originally posted by BrownSound1
    Anyone following these numbers are insignificant.
    Even member #4445:

    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/membe...fo&userid=4445

    At least his numbers are 4s and 5s LOL!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    For the Record:

    ANY thread and/or letter to Dave that starts with "dear" shall hereby be known as FUCKING GAY ASS SHIT.

    are we clear?

    yes sir.

    ARE WE CLEAR????????

    crystal clear.

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    Originally posted by BrownSound1
    Let's see...

    Sarge is number one
    Hitch� is number two
    I am number three
    Then Pojo is number four
    Conmee is number five
    Anyone following these numbers are insignificant.
    Never question the top five or you will be banned.

    Have a great day
    I'll see you in court motherfucker!

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    For the Record:

    ANY thread and/or letter to Dave that starts with "dear" shall hereby be known as FUCKING GAY ASS SHIT.

    are we clear?

    yes sir.

    ARE WE CLEAR????????

    crystal clear.
    That's a bold statement. Is Hitch aware of this.

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    Originally posted by Big Troubles
    That's a bold statement. Is Hitch aware of this.
    I'm not sure Itch is aware of ANYTHING

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    LOL "Itch"

    Dem Dare's "Itchin' words" fella. put em up.

    My moneys on the Machine! Good luck though, he's quite relentless.

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    but I hear he's weak in one arm.

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    Originally posted by BrownSound1
    Let's see...

    Sarge is number one
    Hitch© is number two
    I am number three
    Then Pojo is number four
    Conmee is number five
    Anyone following these numbers are insignificant.
    Never question the top five or you will be banned.

    Have a great day

    that's brilliant, BAYBEEE!!!

    oh yeah!

    you dont run with the pinkertons. goddamn!

    =h=

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    For the Record:

    ANY thread and/or letter to Dave that starts with "dear" shall hereby be known as FUCKING GAY ASS SHIT.

    are we clear?

    yes sir.

    ARE WE CLEAR????????

    crystal clear.
    Let's be clear about some shit. I am not a gay man. Never had the inclination. Never will. But when you ask to suck my cock, you better know that as your friend I am going to let you, and we won't call it gay. I'm not going to file that under "gay activity" in my mind. I see it more as one friend helping another friend with something I can't personally understand. But I'm your fucking friend. When someone calls me a friend, you can count on that shit. I am going to let you go down on me. I will watch my sperm run down your face as you cry in shame as I spasm the spunk. But dont worry. We're not calling it GAY.

    Until you ask me to blow you because that's some gay fuckin shit that ain't gonna happen you homo. You should be afuckinshamed of yourself.

    BREASTS!!

    =h=

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    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    Let's be clear about some shit. I am not a gay man. Never had the inclination. Never will. But when you ask to suck my cock, you better know that as your friend I am going to let you, and we won't call it gay. I'm not going to file that under "gay activity" in my mind. I see it more as one friend helping another friend with something I can't personally understand. But I'm your fucking friend. When someone calls me a friend, you can count on that shit. I am going to let you go down on me. I will watch my sperm run down your face as you cry in shame as I spasm the spunk. But dont worry. We're not calling it GAY.

    Until you ask me to blow you because that's some gay fuckin shit that ain't gonna happen you homo. You should be afuckinshamed of yourself.

    BREASTS!!

    =h=

    dear Itch,

    Now THAT's some funny shit.

    sincerely,

    the pinkertons

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    Originally posted by Big Troubles
    but I hear he's weak in one arm.
    I'm a Lefty.

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    LoungeMachine thats it.

    BANNED.

    sorry bro.

    BREASTS!!

    =h=

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    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    LoungeMachine thats it.

    BANNED.

    sorry bro.

    BREASTS!!

    =h=
    Hey, it was fun while it lasted.


    TITS UP



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    Am I still here?

    dammit.

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    Can someone push the paperwork through, please.

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    Come to think of it.

    I've already been banned numerous times by Joe Thunder and JesterSTOOL.

    I may hold a record here.

    Hey, at least it's by NUMBER 2 this time.


    This is Kip Winger......signing off


    BREASTS

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    Do bannings usually take this long?


    still waiting.


    NIPPLES

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    If we dissect my original post you will see what Hitch1969© has been trying to say to you folks. I thought it was spelled out for you, but only the Mighty Hitchbrain® was able to decypher this second grade level puzzle. Of course he should because he's NUMBER FUCKING TWO.

    Sarge is number one
    Hitch© is number two
    I am number three
    Then Pojo is number four
    Conmee is number five
    Anyone following these numbers are insignificant.
    Never question the top five or you will be banned


    Here's a hint...take the first letter of each line and it will all go clear.

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    Originally posted by BrownSound1
    If we dissect my original post you will see what Hitch1969© has been trying to say to you folks. I thought it was spelled out for you, but only the Mighty Hitchbrain® was able to decypher this second grade level puzzle. Of course he should because he's NUMBER FUCKING TWO.

    Sarge is number one
    Hitch© is number two
    I am number three
    Then Pojo is number four
    Conmee is number five
    Anyone following these numbers are insignificant.
    Never question the top five or you will be banned


    Here's a hint...take the first letter of each line and it will all go clear.
    it's an acronym.

    when you take the first letter of each statement it spells

    ****** GENERAL

    I am pretty sure.

    and fuck the cocksucking pinkertons

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    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    and fuck the cocksucking pinkertons
    And fuck you too.

    Legendary..... Yes, I'll agree and have respect.

    Still, all whilst you old baggas reminisce about the "glory days" there are some pretty good shit talkazz that could easily go the rounds witcha. I like Sesh's analogy. Think about it. Not wit me either cos I'm past my prime and have accepted it. Maybe a Captain Comeback could be stellar, dunno?

    Go fish....

    Late
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Originally posted by BrownSound1
    If we dissect my original post you will see what Hitch1969� has been trying to say to you folks. I thought it was spelled out for you, but only the Mighty Hitchbrain� was able to decypher this second grade level puzzle. Of course he should because he's NUMBER FUCKING TWO.

    Sarge is number one
    Hitch� is number two
    I am number three
    Then Pojo is number four
    Conmee is number five
    Anyone following these numbers are insignificant.
    Never question the top five or you will be banned


    Here's a hint...take the first letter of each line and it will all go clear.
    Did anyone except fucking Eyes of the Night need this explanation?

    It wasn't exactly the fucking Da Vinci Code...

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    Originally posted by MAX
    Max is your 700Kb signature some sort of revenge for the demodding fiasco?

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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    Max is your 700Kb signature some sort of revenge for the demodding fiasco?
    Hahahaha!!!!

    No.

    Payback cos I cannot use your "cheers!!! " no more. lol.

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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    Did anyone except fucking Eyes of the Night need this explanation?

    It wasn't exactly the fucking Da Vinci Code...
    Well Sesh, I didn't know how many pints of bitter you were into, so that was for you...ya drunk fuck.

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    Originally posted by BrownSound1
    Let's see...

    Sarge is number one
    Hitch© is number two
    I am number three
    Then Pojo is number four
    Conmee is number five
    Anyone following these numbers are insignificant.
    Never question the top five or you will be banned.

    Have a great day
    I have a question... what the hell's a pinkerton? This MAY be a dumb question, but it's 8:00 am in Portugal and I'm drunk. So... What the hell's a pinkerton? This MAY be a dumb question, but it's 8:00 am in Portugal and I'm drunk. So... What the hell's a pinkerton? This MAY be a dumb question, but it's 8:00 am in Portugal and I'm drunk. So... What the hell's a pinkerton? This MAY be a dumb question, but it's 8:00 am in Portugal and I'm drunk. So... What the hell's a pinkerton?

    Have I asked what the hell's a pinkerton already? No? Then... What the hell's a pinkerton?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Ooh, I get it now... It's an "L" space kinda thing. SHIT CAN HAVE A GRATE DAY! Nice...

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Originally posted by BrownSound1



    Anyone following these numbers are insignificant.


    Insignificant???


    Even me??:confused:

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