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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35149

    Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing



    Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

    At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

    "Is it true?" Colmes asked.

    "Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

    AC: "You had sex with animals?"

    NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

    AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

    NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

    AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

    NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

    Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

    Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

    In addition to Horsley, Colmes has recently interviewed Randall Terry another radical anti-abortionist and anti-gay activist. In the middle of an otherwise serious interview, Terry began joking - apropos of nothing - that he and Colmes were ex-lovers.

    Another extremist interviewed by Colmes not too long ago was Rev. Fred Phelps who stated on the show that he thought the death penalty should be given for those who engage in "sodomy." When Colmes asked Phelps if he had ever engaged in gay sex, Phelps blustered but never said no.

    Hmm, I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. Come to think of it, Ann Coulter is reputed to have an unusually, er, wide-ranging sex life, too, though as far as I know it's just confined to men. Still, it doesn't exactly match the profile of an ultra-conservative.
  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35149

    #2
    Have we any members from Georgia?

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58755

      #3
      So just to recap, from this week alone....

      Junior masturbates male horses (according to his wife)

      Jim West (ex state senator and mayor of Spokane) picks up teen age boys in gay chatrooms and younger boys at scout camp

      A guy named HORSE-ly fucks mules.

      GOD BLESS THE PARTY OF RIGHTEOUS FUCKING MORAL VALUES!!!!
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • Warham
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 14587

        #4
        So says the party that thinks it's possible to reform child molesters and let them back out on the streets instead of serving 'torturous' long term jail sentences.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49125

          #5
          Originally posted by Warham
          So says the party that thinks it's possible to reform child molesters and let them back out on the streets instead of serving 'torturous' long term jail sentences.
          Which party plank are you referring too on that one.

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49125

            #6
            Re: Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing

            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/..._rightwing.php

            Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley ..."Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

            I bet that hypocrite bastard pressured his later girlfriend, a SHEEP named Mary, to abort his little lamb!

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35149

              #7
              How did I miss the Horsely gag?

              I must be slipping...

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49125

                #8

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                • Warham
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 14587

                  #9
                  Hey, don't you be bringing Hagar fans up in this discussion!

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555

                    #10
                    So when the RIGHT says that if we allow Gay Marriage, then the next logical step is someone marrying an animal.......

                    THEY ARE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32555

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Warham
                      So says the party that thinks it's possible to reform child molesters and let them back out on the streets instead of serving 'torturous' long term jail sentences.
                      WHAT are you ON????????

                      and can I have a hit?
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • LoungeMachine
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 32555

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        Have we any members from Georgia?
                        I "kid" you not, JizzySTOOL was just bragging about all he learned growing up on his grandpa's farm

                        Things are much clearer now
                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35149

                          #13
                          The famous Kinsey sex research in the 1950s said that 50% of rural Americans had fucked an animal.

                          Until now I just assumed that was bullshit due to the kind of people he was getting to answer his research.

                          Now I'm not so sure...

                          (If you are wonderiing how I know that stat, it's what happens when as a very bored 20 year old you do a computer search looking for books on sex in a university library...)


                          Maybe GWAR are big in Georgia...



                          GWAR LYRICS

                          "Fuckin' An Animal"

                          Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
                          I'm fuckin' an animal
                          I'm holding on the horns
                          I'm fuckin' an animal
                          I'm involved with porn
                          I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Sure is nice and warm in here
                          I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
                          I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
                          I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Oh, I'm a fucking queer
                          I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Didn't have to take her on a date
                          Just had to stand here on a crate
                          No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
                          Just me and animal,
                          Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
                          With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
                          I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
                          But now the animal is in pain!
                          It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
                          And now it's starting to rain....
                          But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
                          Cause you won't let me fuck you...
                          Animal!

                          Cheers!

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32555

                            #14
                            (to the tune of AC/CD - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)

                            If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –
                            You’ve got a thing for ewes –
                            Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –
                            Here’s what you gotta do:
                            Get out the barn – stay off the farm!
                            Go read a nursery rhyme.
                            Don’t ring 976-BAAA –
                            That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,
                            Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
                            Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
                            Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
                            Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
                            Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
                            My friend Larry has a little lamb –
                            Her fleece is white as snow.
                            He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –
                            Someone should tell him, “No”,
                            Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!
                            Here comes that mutton fan.
                            Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.
                            Don’t be a barn door man! No.
                            Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
                            Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
                            Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
                            Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
                            Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
                            Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…
                            Done with sheep!
                            Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!
                            Done with sheep!
                            Dirty deeds…
                            Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!
                            Done with sheep!
                            Dirty deeds…
                            Dirty deeds…
                            Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
                            (Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)


                            COURTESY OF BOB RIVERS
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Warham
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 14587

                              #15
                              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                              WHAT are you ON????????

                              and can I have a hit?
                              Just saying that liberals seem to not have a problem letting sexually deviant criminals back into society without doing proper time, that's all.

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