eddi van halen is 1 of the best guitarists ever he should hav mor sense than oh yeh lets get sammy bak yay sammy dlr much betta but well get samy cmon eddie!
eddi van halen is 1 of the best guitarists ever he should hav mor sense than oh yeh lets get sammy bak yay sammy dlr much betta but well get samy cmon eddie!
VH RULE
Why dont you ask about the meaning of life ?
Im sure we could figure that one out a little easier..
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14yr_old_vh_boy.
Please think before you post here.
Thanks in advance.
DLR7884
Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
Use punctuation and a spell checker, douchbag. Oh, yeah, if you're going to do a stream of consciousness kind of thing you may want to invest in a lobotomy before coming back. I couldn't make any sense out of what you wrote, crackhead.
M
The reason David is not back with Van Halen yet is because, well, Eddie Van Halen is a fucking lunatic, Alex Van Halen is a control freak, Van Halen isn't a real band anymore and they can't get along or agree about things anymore. Moreover, David is comfortable doing what he's doing, and he's happy, so why would he want to leave that behind to go running with a pack of lunatics who are just going to make his life miserable again?
Does that answer your question?
Twistin' by the pool.
Why didn't you just say Why isn't Roth back in VH ?? WHatever the rest of that you said is I couldn't understand at all.
He speaks a dialect known as "14 Year Old English"; it's a rather rough translation, but their variation on the english form comes from exposure to MTV and lack of attention during english class.
I believe that the gist of what he's saying is "Edward Van Halen is one of the greatest guitarists of any generation; however, he could use some better common sense in his selection of Van Halen's lead vocalist. David Lee Roth would be the pertinent choice, as he's a much better frontman than Sammy Hagar, but for some obscure reason, Edward felt that the selection of Sammy Hagar would be a better choice. Come on, Edward! Get with the program and give the people what they want!"
I could be wrong, though, it's an obscure dialect of mish-mash and grunts.
That's fuckin' hilarious! Thanks for the translation.Originally posted by bueno bob
He speaks a dialect known as "14 Year Old English"; it's a rather rough translation, but their variation on the english form comes from exposure to MTV and lack of attention during english class.
I believe that the gist of what he's saying is "Edward Van Halen is one of the greatest guitarists of any generation; however, he could use some better common sense in his selection of Van Halen's lead vocalist. David Lee Roth would be the pertinent choice, as he's a much better frontman than Sammy Hagar, but for some obscure reason, Edward felt that the selection of Sammy Hagar would be a better choice. Come on, Edward! Get with the program and give the people what they want!"
I could be wrong, though, it's an obscure dialect of mish-mash and grunts.
We're finally starting to see the generational effect of kids who only know the world of IM's and chat rooms where abbreviations and lack of proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar are the norm.
Sad, really.
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
It really is fucking pathetic, honestly.Originally posted by fryingdutchman
That's fuckin' hilarious! Thanks for the translation.
We're finally starting to see the generational effect of kids who only know the world of IM's and chat rooms where abbreviations and lack of proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar are the norm.
Sad, really.
At his age, I had a 600 page finalized novel finished. My first, anyway. Granted, I never DID anything with it, but the fact that I could actually DO IT...well...I never took it for being anything special, per se; but it really scares me to think of what the world of IMs has done to the younger generation and what the result would be if they attempted it...lmao
Well I guess he isn't trying to spell words with numbers yet, so there may still be hope.
Thanks for the translation though Bob
Originally posted by 14yr_old_vh_boy
eddi van halen is 1 of the best guitarists ever he should hav mor sense than oh yeh lets get sammy bak yay sammy dlr much betta but well get samy cmon eddie!'14 year old English' doesn't fit into my vocabulary, even if i'am 14.Originally posted by bueno bob
He speaks a dialect known as "14 Year Old English"; it's a rather rough translation, but their variation on the english form comes from exposure to MTV and lack of attention during english class.
I believe that the gist of what he's saying is "Edward Van Halen is one of the greatest guitarists of any generation; however, he could use some better common sense in his selection of Van Halen's lead vocalist. David Lee Roth would be the pertinent choice, as he's a much better frontman than Sammy Hagar, but for some obscure reason, Edward felt that the selection of Sammy Hagar would be a better choice. Come on, Edward! Get with the program and give the people what they want!"
I could be wrong, though, it's an obscure dialect of mish-mash and grunts.
great translation, i had trouble understanding what he was on about.
listen to more classic rock albums, than watching MTV, then you'll do fine, 14 year old vh boy
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"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore
A garbled mess of incoherency is what I call it...
Without DLR in the lineup, Van Halen is merely Rat Salade...
because Alex won't let him.........Alex is the one that calls the shots now!!!!!!!!!and besides they're both scared Dave might take the spotlight off them and no doubt he would.
i agree bob,Dave is better then the sisters he doesn't need them,i'd love to see a van halen reunion with Dave but not if it's gonna bring him down........he seems so happy he doesn't need them....i've seen bootlegs of Dave and his band in 2004 they kick so much ass...right now brian young is playing better ten Eddie!!!!!!!and besides Eddie is a drunk and Alex is an asshole,i have no respect for them for what they did to Dave.fuck them both!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by bueno bob
The reason David is not back with Van Halen yet is because, well, Eddie Van Halen is a fucking lunatic, Alex Van Halen is a control freak, Van Halen isn't a real band anymore and they can't get along or agree about things anymore. Moreover, David is comfortable doing what he's doing, and he's happy, so why would he want to leave that behind to go running with a pack of lunatics who are just going to make his life miserable again?
Does that answer your question?
Cause he aint a part of Van Halen maybe....!!!
Bam
http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav
That's fitting, somehow.Originally posted by Thorman
I work at a fudge factory. I'm a packer on the graveyard shift.
wo asked you????????take a hike little boy......Originally posted by Thorman
Cause he aint a part of Van Halen maybe....!!!
Bam
Not really. I've read where his co-workers at the fudge factory have said he really doesn't fit that well...Originally posted by bueno bob
That's fitting, somehow.
...Something about not having the right tool for the job. I dunno.
Yo Yo Yo
Be nice bag!! Speaking of little boys, hows home life?Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
wo asked you????????take a hike little boy......
Psst!
Hey, come on man. Wake up!
Originally posted by aesop
Not really. I've read where his co-workers at the fudge factory have said he really doesn't fit that well...
...Something about not having the right tool for the job. I dunno.
heheheheheheheh
GIVE IT UP ALREADY BRIGADE...........YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE,ONE OF THESE GUYS WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO THROW YOU IN THE SHEEP PEN FOR ME BY THE WAY DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT IF SOMEONE WERE TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR KID NOW ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING COMENTS ALREADY YOU ARE DIGGING YOURSELF A DEEPER HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
GIVE IT UP ALREADY BRIGADE...........YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE,ONE OF THESE GUYS WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO THROW YOU IN THE SHEEP PEN FOR ME BY THE WAY DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT IF SOMEONE WERE TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR KID NOW ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING COMENTS ALREADY YOU ARE DIGGING YOURSELF A DEEPER HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alan the Panther gladly endorses this comment!
Another message for you:Originally posted by Thorman
Cause he aint a part of Van Halen maybe....!!!
Bam
If you listen to fools
The Mob Rules
Stop the presses! :eek:Originally posted by RR Brigade
I enjoy men's asses!
Whoa!Originally posted by Thorman
I love to receive bukkake
Alan the Panther is VERY DISPLEASED now!Originally posted by scottydabodi
Whoa!
lmao we all new that!!!!!!!!!!him and thorman take tuns being each others BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by bueno bob
Stop the presses! :eek:
I have offended ALAN?!??!??!!? Oh SHIT!! I am sorry ALAN!! Before you decide to devour me, just think of all the good times we had!!! Like that time you ate Paris Hilton, and that time with John Holmes when you peed in his shoes!!! Please forgive me!!! AAAIIIEEE!!!!Originally posted by bueno bob
Alan the Panther is VERY DISPLEASED now!
I Meant to say "turns" ijust can't spell for some reason!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
lmao we all new that!!!!!!!!!!him and thorman take tuns being each others BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!! Bueno BobOriginally posted by bueno bob
He speaks a dialect known as "14 Year Old English"; it's a rather rough translation, but their variation on the english form comes from exposure to MTV and lack of attention during english class.
I believe that the gist of what he's saying is "Edward Van Halen is one of the greatest guitarists of any generation; however, he could use some better common sense in his selection of Van Halen's lead vocalist. David Lee Roth would be the pertinent choice, as he's a much better frontman than Sammy Hagar, but for some obscure reason, Edward felt that the selection of Sammy Hagar would be a better choice. Come on, Edward! Get with the program and give the people what they want!"
I could be wrong, though, it's an obscure dialect of mish-mash and grunts.
Jesus Christ, kid, learn how to type! Anyways, yes, I think David is too good for VH now. You see, Van Halen has become a joke. They ARE Spinal Tap. The Sisters will end up, well, do we really care anymore? And David, yes, the Diamond One, he will always be the one and only, the best of the best.
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"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."
Originally posted by Thorman
Cause he aint a part of Van Halen maybe....!!!
BamOriginally posted by RR Brigade
Be nice bag!! Speaking of little boys, hows home life?
Awwwww shit...you two again?
Can't you see the adults are busy? Now stop pestering!!
Why don't the two of you run along outside and play a nice game of "Hide-and-Go Fuck Yourself?"
Yeah, those two should just go fuck themselves with dipped-in-habanero-salsa carrots, while listening to "Why Can't This Be Love?"
LMAO @ HIDE A ND GO FUCK YOURSLF!!!!!!!Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Awwwww shit...you two again?
Can't you see the adults are busy? Now stop pestering!!
Why don't the two of you run along outside and play a nice game of "Hide-and-Go Fuck Yourself?"
RR Brigade and Thorman are like pests which won't go away. (a bit like aliases really)
insect repellent at the ready!
yeah...uh...BAM!!!
Exactly
BAM
what the hell are you doing out of the sheep pen!!!!!!!get back in there where you belong you little bastard.Originally posted by Thorman
Exactly
BAM
your time is up fag boy thorman, get lost, go away, and when you think about it, your name 'thorman' has letters in it that equal ROTH--coincedence??
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