Why The Hell Isnt Roth With Van Halen Yet?

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  • fret_buzz_blues
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2005
    • 375

    #31
    Jesus Christ, kid, learn how to type! Anyways, yes, I think David is too good for VH now. You see, Van Halen has become a joke. They ARE Spinal Tap. The Sisters will end up, well, do we really care anymore? And David, yes, the Diamond One, he will always be the one and only, the best of the best.
    <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
    "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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    • fryingdutchman
      Full Member Status

      • Feb 2005
      • 4132

      #32
      Originally posted by Thorman
      Cause he aint a part of Van Halen maybe....!!!

      Bam
      Originally posted by RR Brigade
      Be nice bag!! Speaking of little boys, hows home life?

      Awwwww shit...you two again?

      Can't you see the adults are busy? Now stop pestering!!

      Why don't the two of you run along outside and play a nice game of "Hide-and-Go Fuck Yourself?"
      Originally posted by perilouspete
      fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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      • fret_buzz_blues
        Head Fluffer
        • May 2005
        • 375

        #33
        Yeah, those two should just go fuck themselves with dipped-in-habanero-salsa carrots, while listening to "Why Can't This Be Love?"
        <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
        "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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        • canadiandlrgirl
          Full Member Status

          • May 2005
          • 3607

          #34
          Originally posted by fryingdutchman
          Awwwww shit...you two again?

          Can't you see the adults are busy? Now stop pestering!!

          Why don't the two of you run along outside and play a nice game of "Hide-and-Go Fuck Yourself?"
          LMAO @ HIDE A ND GO FUCK YOURSLF!!!!!!!

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          • Soul Reaper
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2005
            • 8326

            #35
            RR Brigade and Thorman are like pests which won't go away. (a bit like aliases really)

            insect repellent at the ready!
            ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

            http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

            "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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            • Stumpy
              Roth Army Recruit
              • May 2005
              • 17

              #36
              Ahem Bam!
              http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attac...&postid=501331http://users.erols.com/bobcan/repo/rtitle.gif

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              • Soul Reaper
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2005
                • 8326

                #37
                yeah...uh...BAM!!!
                ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                • Thorman
                  Commando
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 1169

                  #38
                  Exactly

                  BAM
                  http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                  • canadiandlrgirl
                    Full Member Status

                    • May 2005
                    • 3607

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Thorman
                    Exactly

                    BAM
                    what the hell are you doing out of the sheep pen!!!!!!!get back in there where you belong you little bastard.

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                    • superdave
                      Sniper
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 778

                      #40
                      your time is up fag boy thorman, get lost, go away, and when you think about it, your name 'thorman' has letters in it that equal ROTH--coincedence??

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                      • canadiandlrgirl
                        Full Member Status

                        • May 2005
                        • 3607

                        #41
                        Originally posted by superdave
                        your time is up fag boy thorman, get lost, go away, and when you think about it, your name 'thorman' has letters in it that equal ROTH--coincedence??
                        HAHA!!!!!!GOOD POINT SUPERDAVE......... SO ROTHMAN, OH I MEAN THORMAN YOU DO LIKE DAVE, THIS SAMMY BULLSHIT IS A COVERUP FOR YOUR TRUE FEELINGS THNX FOR POINTING THAT OUT SUPERDAVE!!!!!!!

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