Damn cool document. I've just read it feeling as if I was in the car. Thanks a lot for this 5-star ride!
Damn cool document. I've just read it feeling as if I was in the car. Thanks a lot for this 5-star ride!
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posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
What album is "Fump" on?
When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.
The same album that has "Top Fimmy" on it.Originally posted by Antman
What album is "Fump" on?
AWESOME READ!!!!!!!!!!DAVE ROCKS.
Great read!
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"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."
Awesome read, Dave always seems upbeat in these interviews.
"The stipulation in their performance contract that the promoter remove all brown Smarties in the bowl in their dressing-room (to ensure he has read the contract properly)";
I think he meant M&M's. (as legend has it) but, I never realised that it was a test to see if promoters were fully reading/following the contracts - Smart idea! I always heard about other bands since then asking for goofy things in contracts just to be funny, but DLR/VH did it for a reason. ...just another way other bands tried to imitate CVH
Great POST !!
Grouchy cook in the new Sesame Street film?
WTF?
Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime
Great read!!!!
Top Fimmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
good stuff
R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984
hopefully God will ressurect you
"i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S
" I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD
Shit, Dave is nothing less than the REAL DEAL!
"Might as well Fump....FUMP!!!! Go ahead and Fuuump!!"
Without DLR in the lineup, Van Halen is merely Rat Salade...
juckin' awesome
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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