If you could change the lyrics to any van halen song, which one would it be, and what would your lyrics be.. We all know dave was the man, and is the man.. He can't be touched, but is there a certain song that you would change around a little?? If so, post it here.. =) Something fun to keep us busy.. Hell take a van hagar tune, and make it roth.. HAHAHAHHAHA That would umm require renaming it, changing the arrangements, and lyrics.. HAHAHAHAHA well, have fun with this one.. I remember back in 95.. A magazine had a contest to change the words to unchained.. I forget what lyrics I wrote, but i ended up throwing them out, cause the original was perfect.. But, it was fun to do