I seriously just fucked up bigtime.

[rustoffa]

It's like shit imitating fenceposts.

I can't fucking believe it.

Like thirty minutes ago, I had 8 or 10 windows open and was just cutting and pasting like a maniac. Thirty minutes you say? That's right, it took me that long to realize that I posted a fucked-up Christina Aguilera fisting thread @ the PUBLIC BROADCASTING SYSTEM FORUM!!!

I know, they're fucking different boards....they LOOK different....I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.....

I'm fucking BANNED there now. By some bullshit-assed fucking miracle, I posted that fucking fisting thread in the VICTORY GARDEN forums....after I realised what I had done, I just hoped those yam-digging motherfuckers wouldn't notice. So much for that.

I had some really fucking meaningful discussions in the cooking show forums....all fucking GONE.

The NOVA forum?

They let me in for one post....just this ridiculous fucking sayonara deal. I shoved a bunch of MANIFEST DESTINY and reefs 'offa CUBA up their fucking asses.

[Rikk]

Holy fuck, brother.

I hate to ask this, but do you have a link?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Rikk
Holy fuck, brother.

I hate to ask this, but do you have a link?

Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

Page cannot be fuckingdisplayed..

[Rikk]

That's fucked, bro. I sometimes post stupid shit if I'm doing two other things at the same time...like working or shit.

Can you PM their webmaster?

[flappo]

me too

isn't that half the fun of the net ?

posting at 2-3 sites at the same fucking time and the fact that you could , just could , post the wrong stuff at the wrong fucking place ?

[Mr Grimsdale]

it's like wanking in public

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh! the danger

[bueno bob]

I am truly sorry, Rust.

I am amazed that anybody can do more than one thing at a time. My brain begins to melt if I even try so much as grunting while I'm shitting.

[GAR]

Originally posted by bueno bob
My brain begins to melt if I even try so much as grunting while I'm shitting.

You're not supposed to tie a tournquette to the jugular when shitting to get off. It's dangerous and causes brain damage, trust me.

[DlocRoth]

Damn, dude, that sucks.

But don't you find it a little hilarious?

Just a little?

[Golden AWe]

I must admit I've copied some ideas from here to a finnish hockey board...there, if you break the rules, they first ban you for a week, or a month...they don't push you totally out immediately. It's a pretty serious site.

I've been pushing my limits but only received a one-week ban for commenting like a mod, warning about "chat-messages" (how wild!).

They also ban you if they find out your IP has an alias.

The reason I wanna stay on that site is the enormous amount of war/history fanatics! Some intelligent, well-read people there talking about the history of tanks, the historical relationship between finland and Russia, the situation in Israel, etc...everything.

[rustoffa]

Maybe this should be stickied. That's right, I just fucked up AGAIN. It's pretty fucking funny how I can manage to find THIS thread to bitch about my latest debacle, but still manage to post inappropriate material in the worst places.

There's this motorcycle board that I frequent that's mostly tech stuff....there's one venting forum on it though. Anyway, I just got BANNED for fucking posting a pic I meant to put in Ozzy's stupid shit and bullshit thread. So the venting thread was all fired up about this dude's FXRP (police bike) that he was having problems with and I fucked up. No, I DIDN'T fuck up.....those fucking sphincter-cuntrolled-braking dipshits can fucking fuel inject themselves to hell if this gets a motherfucker BANNED.

[Hardrock69]

Man....those are a buncha tight-assed motherfuckers....

Come on...lemme see the Christina Aguilara fisting page.

Is it possible for non members to see it?

Hell...too late...if Rustoffa is banned, that means thread is deleted....


Look man...in the future...when you fuck up like that, save the HTML page before you get banned so we can share in the fun...


I did laff hysterically about it being posted on a PBS cooking forum...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Maybe this should be stickied. That's right, I just fucked up AGAIN. It's pretty fucking funny how I can manage to find THIS thread to bitch about my latest debacle, but still manage to post inappropriate material in the worst places.

There's this motorcycle board that I frequent that's mostly tech stuff....there's one venting forum on it though. Anyway, I just got BANNED for fucking posting a pic I meant to put in Ozzy's stupid shit and bullshit thread. So the venting thread was all fired up about this dude's FXRP (police bike) that he was having problems with and I fucked up. No, I DIDN'T fuck up.....those fucking sphincter-cuntrolled-braking dipshits can fucking fuel inject themselves to hell if this gets a motherfucker BANNED.

It's amazing how some of these boards are so tight-assed and gay. It's easy to get used to the freedom offered here.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by rustoffa

I just hoped those yam-digging motherfuckers wouldn't notice.

As if ANYONE wouldn't notice a Christina Aguillera fisting thread????!???

[rustoffa]

Are you ready for an update?

It might be the last one. I've received OFFICIAL notification from the PBS forums that LITIGATION is a fucking reality.

Several weeks ago, I was granted re-admission to the boards, based strictly on my promise of no more shenanigans. The folks @ Victory Garden were very understanding...."NOVA" was a whole 'nother story. They wouldn't let it go...."Oh, look who's back! Got any more of those physiological masterpieces?" "Sorry man, no colostomy threads here!"

I didn't let it bother me. You know what I DID do? That's right, I left the fucking window open. It's like some kind of voodoo hex or some shit....why in the fuck can't I fuck up and post the inappropriate stuff here? I mean, this fucking window was open too!

So I'm busy fucking up this AFL forum, and instead of posting the monkey fucking a football gif there, I put it in some thread about Android technology at PBS.

Me=dipshit.

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Me=dipshit.

You got that shit right, you dipshit!!!

[rustoffa]

-10 Redundant.

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by rustoffa
-10 Redundant.

Delusion is rampant epidemic among Internet junkies….

* Psychology Today* June Issue vol2

[Golden AWe]

fuck off FAB

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Delusion is rampant epidemic among Internet junkies….

* Psychology Today* June Issue vol2

Guess what?

"rampant epidemic?"

-10 Redundant

Fuck the middle-school sentence structure.....

That's funny!

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
fuck off FAB

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Guess what?

"rampant epidemic?"

-10 Redundant

Fuck the middle-school sentence structure.....

That's funny!

Well I get by just fine in grad school... dipshit!!!

[Golden AWe]

so how about those JP Chavez pics?

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
so how about those JP Chavez pics?

What's Up Molly!!!!

[Golden AWe]

i thought lms2 was one of your so-called friends?

trying to pass the question abot jp chavez, eh?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Well I get by just fine in grad school... dipshit!!!

-5 Spelling

Grade

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by rustoffa
-5 Spelling

Grade

You're still dipshit.... with -5 spelling, i still manage to piss off, didn't I you delusional beeeach

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i thought lms2 was one of your so-called friends?

trying to pass the question abot jp chavez, eh?

[FasterPussycat]

What's up Molly, tom vu, ims2!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
You're still dipshit.... with -5 spelling, i still manage to piss off, didn't I you delusional beeeach

See the post above?

It's hippotyzing!

[Ally_Kat]

the beating horse smilie is from Chelle's. I found that one long time ago.

[Golden AWe]

Uhuhuhuuh...she's not even trying to hide it anymore...

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
the beating horse smilie is from Chelle's. I found that one long time ago.

Oh Ally_kat, dear!!! You know better than that to claim without any hesitation it’s “from Chelle's”!!!

As I’ve said in The Fan Intro Forum, I’ve visited that site when someone post a link in the thread "How many other forums do you write to, frequently?"…

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...334#post534334


However, I lurked the site no more than 5 mins… just enough time to stumble on some pics of members from this site… Carrot top

Now, I take your words for that same smilies is posted in Tormented VH fans site and you’ve posted/founded it… No dispute there!

But I am sure you have heard of google search, right?

FYI, I found that yesterday thru google search…. Gosh when the fall semester begins I wouldn’t have such luxury!!!
Anyway, here are just a several samples of sites that have the exact slimily and tons more…

http://boards.buffalobills.com/forum...hp/t65195.html
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/misc.php?do=showsmilies
http://www.woot.com/Forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=102342

And I’ve also found different graphics but the same meaning of “beating a dead horse.”





BTW, thank you for had me retraced my google search! Are you trying to pay me back for “had you run to webbies”!!!
Hmmmm…Roth Army needs to update smilies!!! An idea for a feedback thread!!!

[Golden AWe]

and JP chavez is an accident too, right

[Golden AWe]

you're fucking pathetic, FAB

wasting hours and hours trying to hide your plot no one believes

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Oh Ally_kat, dear!!! You know better than that to claim without any hesitation it’s “from Chelle's”!!!

As I’ve said in The Fan Intro Forum, I’ve visited that site when someone post a link in the thread "How many other forums do you write to, frequently?"…

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...334#post534334


However, I lurked the site no more than 5 mins… just enough time to stumble on some pics of members from this site… Carrot top

Now, I take your words for that same smilies is posted in Tormented VH fans site and you’ve posted/founded it… No dispute there!

But I am sure you have heard of google search, right?

FYI, I found that yesterday thru google search…. Gosh when the fall semester begins I wouldn’t have such luxury!!!
Anyway, here are just a several samples of sites that have the exact slimily and tons more…

http://boards.buffalobills.com/forum...hp/t65195.html
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/misc.php?do=showsmilies
http://www.woot.com/Forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=102342

And I’ve also found different graphics but the same meaning of “beating a dead horse.”





BTW, thank you for had me retraced my google search! Are you trying to pay me back for “had you run to webbies”!!!
Hmmmm…Roth Army needs to update smilies!!! An idea for a feedback thread!!!

But the thing is, unless you specifically search for that type of emoticon, it doesn't pop up early in the search. You have to specifically search for beating a dead horse smilie. I know how long it was to come across those smilies WITHOUT looking for them and then looking specifically for them to find better version.

Nice try.

PS edit - loved the Fall Semester remark.

[rustoffa]

*ahem*

This thread was strategically placed here.

Yes, I fucked up and got BANNED somewhere else. The names were changed to protect the less-than-innocent.

Being somewhat introspective, I thought to myself, "self: you're folly could turn to jolly if you used this experience as a twisted parallelium....like some subliminal, fold-fucked warning!"

Some weeks later, I self-realized that the thread had grater potential!

Note to self: Self, some dipshit is seriously fucking up bigtime. It ain't you this time!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Are you ready for an update?

It might be the last one. I've received OFFICIAL notification from the PBS forums that LITIGATION is a fucking reality.

Several weeks ago, I was granted re-admission to the boards, based strictly on my promise of no more shenanigans. The folks @ Victory Garden were very understanding...."NOVA" was a whole 'nother story. They wouldn't let it go...."Oh, look who's back! Got any more of those physiological masterpieces?" "Sorry man, no colostomy threads here!"

I didn't let it bother me. You know what I DID do? That's right, I left the fucking window open. It's like some kind of voodoo hex or some shit....why in the fuck can't I fuck up and post the inappropriate stuff here? I mean, this fucking window was open too!

So I'm busy fucking up this AFL forum, and instead of posting the monkey fucking a football gif there, I put it in some thread about Android technology at PBS.

Me=dipshit.

All of a sudden, you are my hero Stoff. Keep fucking up, you're a natural, boy!!! :p

Cheers! :bottle:

[FasterPussycat]

FasterPussyCat--------> <----- rustoffa