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    We The People...Of The United States Of America...

    The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye from GA.

    "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.

    We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."


    ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

    ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

    ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

    ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

    ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

    ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

    ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

    ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

    ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

    ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (lastly....) NOW..

    ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!
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    Re: We The People...Of The United States Of America...

    ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

    I. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS THE ONE GAURANTEEING THE RIGHTS OF THE KEN LAYS OF THE WORLD, NOT THE DEMOCRATS.

    ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

    THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS THE ONE TRYING TO TAKE HOWARD STERN OFF THE AIR, NOT THE DEMOCRATS.

    ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

    THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS THE ONE LEADING OUR SELF-DESTRUCTIVE DRUG WAR, NOT THE DEMOCRATS.

    ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

    90% OF PEOPLE ON WELFARE DON'T WANT TO BE, AND IF YOU LOOK AT STATS, ABOUT 90% OF PEOPLE ONLY USE IT FOR A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME IN THEIR LIVES. THE NEXT TIME A FAMILY OF 5 HITS A ROUGHT PATCH IN THEIR LIVES, WE'LL SEND THEM TO LIVE ON YOUR FRONT LAWN.

    ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

    NO ONE IS SAYING ONE DOES. WHAT DEMOCRATS ARE PRIMARILY CHAMPIONING IS THAT DRUG COMAPNIES DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXTORT PEOPLE - WHICH THEY ARE DOING.

    ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

    SO YOU'D RATHER SEE RAPISTS TIE UP OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM FOREVER? MOST FOLKS WANT TO GET RID OF THE DEATH PENALTY BECAUSE IT COSTS OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM TOO MUCH MONEY, NOT BECAUSE WE LIKE MURDER. ALSO, THE DEATH PENALTY HAS BEEN SHOWN TO BE OF ALMOST ZERO DETERRENT TO CRIME.

    ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

    H A L I B U R T O N.
    THEY DO IT, NOT "WHINEY LIBERALS"
    NO LIBERAL POINT OF VIEW EVER JUSTIFIED THIS.

    ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

    NO LIBERAL POINT OF VIEW EVER JUSTIFIED THIS.

    ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

    NO LIBERAL POINT OF VIEW EVER JUSTIFIED THIS.

    ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (lastly....) NOW..

    ANYONE THAT WANTS TO MAKE MONEY - ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, IS LEARNING ENGLISH. ENGLISH IS WIPING OUT LANGUAGE AFTER LANGUAGE ALREADY: US, ENGLAND, CANADA, INDIA, AUSTRALIA - ALL OF THESE ARE (PRETTY MUCH) ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRIES. ENGLISH IS USED AS THE PRIMARY BUSINESS LANGUAGE WORLDWIDE. THE PREMISE THAT WE SHOULD BE WORRIED THAT THIS WON'T BE AN ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY SOON IS DUMB, AND PRIMARILY FOUNDED UPON RACISM.

    ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

    NO ONE DENIES THIS. BUT WHEN THIS "HERITAGE" IS USED AS A REASON TO CHANGE BIOLOGY CLASS INTO A THEOLOGY CLASS, I OBJECT.
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    uh...yeah, what he said.


    (except for the death penalty thing. i'm not sure monetary savings are behind any significant opposition to it.)

    but otherwise, ditto.
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    I am truthfully scared if a Congressmen actually wrote that cliched' piece of shit. How could the dumb actually rise to power? Up, nevermind Mr. President, sorry...


    I thought most "liberals" were highley educated "elitests" who alread had all of that material stuff.
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    I doubt a congressman wrote it. In fact I'm reasonably certain that it looks exactly like one of those chain e mails that has been credited to everyone from George Carlin to Ted Nugent to Mush Limpdick, none of whom actually wrote it.
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    "State Representative," Nick.

    which means (assuming it isn't wholly made up) this is from a state legislator, not federal.

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